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Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by dre11(m): 8:20am On Sep 23, 2017
There was drama last Saturday at Goshen Hair Salon in the capital as female hairdressers mourned their colleague who they described as a sex maniac and hero in love.


Lazarus Kazembe, a barber better known as Lazzie, died last Friday with several female hair dressers saying they had had sex with him.

“Lazzie was a sweet man, ndivovanonzi varume ava,” one of the hairdressers was heard saying.

“He must be buried at a heroes acre of love and Lazzie must be in the Guinness Book of Records because of his love towards women.

“He was a comforter; he would comfort you taking you straight in bed and you would enjoy all your worries and ask for more.


“I will miss his big organ and will always retire to bed early for sweet dreams, may his soul rest in peace,” she was heard while performing sexually suggestive dance moves.

During the procession, his casket was taken to the salon where fellow hairdressers mimicked Lazzie who enjoyed Castle Lite.

Hairdressers who spoke to H-Metro described Lazzie as someone who was good in bed saying they will always miss the steamy sex bouts they had.

Clad in bum shots, the majority of the female hair dressers could be seen shaking their rear as they bid farewell to Lazzie.

A source said Lazzie would get into a bar and if he saw a girl he liked even if she was be in the company of her boyfriend, he would make sure that he wins her.

The salon was packed with women who all claimed they were loved by Lazzie and they danced the afternoon away, bringing business in the salon and neighbouring shops to a standstill.

He was buried at Mabvuku Cemetery on Sunday.

http://hmetro.co.zw/sex-maniac-dies/


lalasticlala

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Evablizin(f): 8:30am On Sep 23, 2017
angry

My lawd na de Lazzie be this?

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 8:35am On Sep 23, 2017
At least, Lazzie has a legacy.

King Solomon's got nothing on him.

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by newyorks(m): 8:38am On Sep 23, 2017
Evablizin:
angry

My lawd na de Lazzie be this?
kikikikikiki uganda or kenya dis time.cheap hoessadsadsmileysad

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by divinehand2003(m): 8:40am On Sep 23, 2017
Lol

Lazzie was not a Lazy man.

Lazzie was indeed LEGENDARY. May his soul RIP in the bossom of his numerous lovers.

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Nobody: 9:05am On Sep 23, 2017
Is that the lazzie?
Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Ishilove: 9:10am On Sep 23, 2017
Is this man the renowned Lazzie?

No wonder he died. His skinny body couldn't cope with all the nacking related stress

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Evablizin(f): 9:23am On Sep 23, 2017
newyorks:
kikikikikiki uganda or kenya dis time.cheap hoessadsadsmileysad
i'm very very disappointed i swear their mumu never do.

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by GeneralOjukwu: 10:59am On Sep 23, 2017
The Bible says :

" Spare the Rod and Spoil the Wife ( or GF / Concubine)"



Gentlemen, be merciless in bed. angry

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by lelvin(m): 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2017
Something must kill a man

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by iambabaG: 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2017
His manhood will live on..

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Jh0wsef(m): 12:52pm On Sep 23, 2017
you see?

girls wey dey find fine boys upandan..


instead of boys wey sabi kpansh well.


Thank God I'm gifted with both anyway. wink

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Sirambassador(m): 12:52pm On Sep 23, 2017
Kikikikikiki.... I cant stop laughing grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by joelens007(m): 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
space booked
Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by countsparrow: 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
Lazzie my Nizzle, legend....

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by RomeSankara: 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
This one strong oo

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by obaataaokpaewu: 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
In a profession where majority of the guys in it are gay's or effeminate guys(I mean guys that are into female hairdressing oh) he was the real MVP grin grin grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Holyfield1(m): 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
How many likes for Lazzie

He died in Active Service

He's a Hero to Biafra

grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by SweetJoystick(m): 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
What a way to mourn

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Noblebrown7(m): 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
Issokay!
Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
dre11:





http://hmetro.co.zw/sex-maniac-dies/


you die and didn't give your live to Christ!
devil will be sexing you in hell!

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Pavore9: 12:55pm On Sep 23, 2017
There is nothing weird about these other African Countries we share their "odd" news here rather it just that they are more comfortable being open with stuffs that also go in Nigeria but remain under the radar! cheesy

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by HottestFire: 12:55pm On Sep 23, 2017
dre11:


“I will miss his big organ and will always retire to bed early for sweet dreams, may his soul rest in peace,” she was heard while performing sexually suggestive dance moves.

During the procession, his casket was taken to the salon where fellow hairdressers mimicked Lazzie who enjoyed Castle Lite.

Hairdressers who spoke to H-Metro described Lazzie as someone who was good in bed saying they will always miss the steamy sex bouts they had.

Clad in bum shots, the majority of the female hair dressers could be seen shaking their rear as they bid farewell to Lazzie.





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grin.
shocked shocked grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by atilla(m): 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2017
They didn't tell us what killed him to complete the story

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by kayjay007(m): 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2017
She will miss him but her honeypot will miss him more.

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
The Bible says :
" Spare the Rod and Spoil the Wife ( or GF / Concubine)"

Gentlemen, be merciless in bed. angry
is that what your bible told you?

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by Swiftlee(m): 12:57pm On Sep 23, 2017
I can't believe I read this! God please, forgive me.

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Re: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:57pm On Sep 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
The Bible says :
" Spare the Rod and Spoil the Wife ( or GF / Concubine)"

Gentlemen, be merciless in bed. angry
is that what your bible told you?

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