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6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(m): 9:47pm On May 08, 2015
SleekyP:
For some time now men have been seriously accused of beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend (either of the two). But then there are some other ways we can do this without actually touching or hitting them physically.

Don’t ask whether it is by denying them of cash – absolutely No! In fact any man than cannot sustain his wife and children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man.

Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have problem with your wife or girlfriend:

1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you too can do can do equally do the cooking ( this is note for everybody as not every guys know how to cook) or you can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and eat in front of her. While doing this you can put on some love song which will irritate her and make her to feel jealous.

2. You can also visit the Mr. Big, Citi chef or any tantalizer with your children without your wife.

3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body this can be of an advantage (Pls don’t ask me if guys are sexy – swagger). grin

4. Play with your children or you can go for site-seeing (with your children only).

5. When together pretend as if you are chatting with your female colleagues (I don’t mean concubine undecided) in a manner that reminds her of the good times. Pretend as if she is not their even when you know she their.

6. When you discover she is remorseful may be you can forgive her (with a smile kiss). Don’t forget its part of the game

Guys wat do you think?

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by buygala(m): 9:47pm On May 08, 2015
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression sad..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do sad


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends angry


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST smiley.... I AM NOW A NEW MAN grin

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Mustack(m): 9:50pm On May 08, 2015
research methodology

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Nobody: 9:51pm On May 08, 2015
Childish.

Kids should not be allowed to get married. . . Wtf is this nonsense? Who then is supposed to be the bigger person and initiate problem solving?

What a load of crap!

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(m): 9:58pm On May 08, 2015
smiley

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by lexy070(m): 10:00pm On May 08, 2015
Destroyin de relationship bit by bit wit silence. Let her knw her wrong doing and correct her where fit. Relationship is all abt being dere 4 each oder.

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 08, 2015
So females reading this will know their hubby's just pretending whenenever he starts. Acvting like this cos he's inmply following what SleekyP told him?

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(m): 10:04pm On May 08, 2015
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So females reading this will know their hubby's just pretending whenenever he starts. Acting like this cos he's imply following what SleekyP told him?
better than beating... angry

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(m): 10:05pm On May 08, 2015
buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression sad..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do sad


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead getting back at her by bleeping her friends angry


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST smiley.... I AM NOW A NEW MAN grin
cool

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(m): 10:47pm On May 08, 2015
Moral: It is absolutely not right to hit your GF/Wifey, a relationship that is not built on respect will never last. No matter how she makes you feel u shouldnt raise ur hand on her.

SleekyP

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by holicalpha(m): 10:55pm On May 08, 2015
Give her one sweet Bang then leave the house with no notice for like two weeks.


When you come back,if she doesn't treat you like a diamond..


Find me come house with your shotgun.




- Valar Morghulis.

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by CR77(f): 10:55pm On May 08, 2015
grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Johneyhaz: 10:55pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by shedrack222: 10:56pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by MrBasketball(m): 10:56pm On May 08, 2015
Plan for another wife, nobody will tell her to adjust. angry

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Aitee1(f): 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression sad..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do sad


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead getting back at her by bleeping her friends angry


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST smiley.... I AM NOW A NEW MAN grin

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by lampardizik(m): 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
*clears throat and spreads mat*



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In summary of what op said just ignore her :-/

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Cutest9gerian(m): 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Nobody: 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
I think you be kow
Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by sammieguze(m): 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
@op, try that with my bae and you will be surprised when u cook d food finish and she carry plate come say she go taste am.


or when she see u de boil inside cum de joke with u.


u no go know when ur anger go show.. u go cum mumu ursef finish.



best thing...... come. to a round table and try iron the matter out.



if she de prove.... simply keep quiet and be patient. your time will come too

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression sad..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do sad
Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....
Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends angry
THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST smiley.... I AM NOW A NEW MAN grin

chairman...... a beg I need two gala. u get lacasera join abeg? and bring change for 1000 join a beg.

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Atk01(f): 10:57pm On May 08, 2015
embarassed lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Mogidi: 10:58pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by saxwizard(m): 10:58pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Kelvin3028(m): 10:58pm On May 08, 2015
What if I do all this and she misinterprets it as me not loving her anymore...? Women can think in a really 'silly' ways a times u know (no disrespect to women plsss, cnt find a beta word 2 u)

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Anoruo(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Anoruo(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Nobody: 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SHARIAREPORTERS: 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
If straffing no dhe d list is incomplete U go use "mokole" Wen ya wipe am She go tink say na motor jam am D list for up na for "agric" ajebo children

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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Rosemary216(f): 10:59pm On May 08, 2015
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Re: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by tellwisdom: 11:00pm On May 08, 2015
All these for mgbekes or atutupoyoyos? sad

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