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Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by ayettymama(f): 12:51pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
samuelk: unno soo many people say this? its surprising! |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Liss: 12:56pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
This thread has been hilarious. Been laffing my heart out!, lol I remember this period when petrol and kerosene prices had just seriously gone up and my mum was seriously complaining about it. In order to reduce her worries, I said "shebi, it is just kerosene price that has gone up not cooking gas, that she can still buy her cooking gas now without stress na" Her response: Alfa jona on bere irungbon! Meaning: The Alfa got burnt and now you are asking where's the Alfa's beard, lol, |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by hannydarl(f): 12:57pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
I remember when there was this rumour about killer beans my dad went out and got some beans without those ants in it we were all scared and told him to abbandon the project of beans for lunch but he refused. So, when the beans was cooked he called for us to give some beans to our darling dog murphy to test if it was truly poisinous we refused and then he said ok bring some for me to try and we gave him some. The poor man was sad he said so you people refused to give murphy and you agreed to give me? we said well you have the ability to reject it while murphy doesnt I felt sorry for him though because for a long time he thought we dint love him . I also remember once when we gave dad eba with a lot of seed (koko) the man opened the bowl and screamed who gave me this food? Momsie said what is wrong with the food? he replied it has too much eyes its doing ALL EYES ON ME. We laff tire that day wondering who taught him tupac all eyes on me. I miss him sooooo much 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by adremdannelson1: 1:00pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Let someone help me! the chicken i planed to kill for Easter got loose and ran to a church nearby and started praying saying "i shall not die but live to see people celebrating Easter " advise me!!! Get the latest love,romantic and famous quotations All IQ tests, fun quizzes, personality tests, love quizzes and , http://www.infowebdirector..com/ |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by tayo4me(f): 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
My sisters and I prefer asking our dad for money because my mum will ask for all the details on how you intend spending the money even if it's N5. We just go straight to my dad when we dont have any good explanation. My mum sometimes says random funny things. There was a day my sister and I did something and my mum was like: "How wont you people do that when you both came out from the same trousers?" I just laugh whenever I remember that statement There was a day my parents were having an argument over an issue that concerned the family and as the first child, my dad wanted me to join in. My mum was like I should leave the room, my dad said I should stay. I didnt know which to do, and considering the fact that I wanted to listen to the gist, I put one leg in the room and the other outside. That way I obeyed both of them When we do something good my mum will call us by our pet names, but if other wise it will be your normal name with a very strong voice |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by adremdannelson1: 1:15pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
let someone help me! the chicken i planed to kill for Easter got loose and ran to a church nearby and started praying saying "i shall not die but live to see people celebrating Easter" advise me!!! Get the latest All IQ tests, fun quizzes, personality tests, love quizzes. http://www.infowebdirector..com |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by denzel2009: 2:49pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Ok Dad and mum eating Eba from thesame plate is a recipe for disaster. Mum was brought up to eat the available meat after finishing the eba, our dear dad wasn't brought up that way. . . you know the rest! Then, you will hear mum saying baba T, ki le leyi (what is this?) dad will say[i] Egungun ni[/i] (Bone) |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Amya(f): 3:32pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
So loving this thread! My mum is the expert gist savourer. She has this habit of prolonging juicy gist till you are gasping (literally) for more. And she loves gisting while she's eating. She'll start like, Mum: do you know that my friend, ( she moulds her eba and swallows) me: mummy which friend? Which friend now, which, Mum: don't you know that my friend that, (makes another eba dips in soup and swallows) me: i don't know the one you are talking about. What did she do? Did anything happen to her? What about her, what, Mum: don't you know that my friend, (swallows), Me: forget the name, what happened?, And it goes on like this for hours(or so it seems). Before she finishes her gist, you are emotionally spent! And it may something she told you before. Sometimes i feel like screaming WILL YOU STOP EATING AND GET YOUR STORY OVER WITH! 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by JAZES(m): 4:58pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
It has actually been a while i laughed this hard on Nairaland, you guys are the best. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by elektra(f): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Hahaha, this thread is hilarious! Any bad character that me or my brother have, my mum will always say we inherited from my dad or learnt it from him. She never sees a fault in anything she does and talks about how none of us followed her flawless footsteps. One day when i was like 12 years, my mum came back from work and was jisting in the sitting room with two of her friends and my aunt. i came and was ransacking her bag for goodies and then i came across a pack of Gold Cirlce. i brought it out and was asking "mummy, what is this?" She ignored me and continued jisting but i was so persistent "mummy, what is this drug for? i always see it in the chemist" She then answered "its used to prevent head ache from children like u! My friend drop that thing before i find that koboko!" when i look back now i cant stop laffing 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Quser(m): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Growing up we had a large poultry farm. We often kept a few special birds for our own consumption and each bird had a special name. One day a friend came visiting and he answered the phone. You can imagine the consternation on his face when my mum left this message "please ask them to kill the big rasheedi, we are having guests on Sunday" 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Kgdavid(m): 7:12pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
^^lol. i still live with my parents so my story is much more recent. it happened last night. i was going out at night and my mom was like ill be waiting up for you. i was laughing and joking about it with my sis. i went out had my fun and came back around four unlocked everything quietly and locked em back quietly and i was heading for my room when i heard my moms voice from upstairs 'david is that you?' |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Deboi(m): 7:50pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Mum: my dear wat wil u lyk 2hav as ur breakfast? Dad: EBA. Mum:wow wat a hot aftanun,swettie wat wil u lyk 2hav as ur lunch? Dad: EBA. Mum:hmm, Wat a cul evnin.Honi,wat about dinner? Dad: EBA. Son: gosh.Eba,Eba,Eba.Dad y do u lyk eba lyk dis. Dad: EBA. Dad: BALANCED DIET. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by axeman85(m): 8:19pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
anytime we make fun of my mum back then she replies by saying baba eee ajai lon ba wi. also i remembered when i stole a tin of milo back then and hid under the bed and finished the whole tin and by next morning i had tooth ache as in i had a hole in my tooth. my mama made me carry the pain for 1 week b4 a visit to the dentist. But the woman show me pepper. ooo as per boarding house student my papa go send her money to buy milo and milk for us to secondary skool as in biggest size. the woman go go buy pronto or richoco and sachet cowbell. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 8:24pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
funny thread |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by SisiEko1(f): 9:55pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
This thread just made my evening! still laughing real hard at : The good morning africa cup, now that is really funny. Dont remember any funny thing my mum used to do, all i remember is the cane she loved to swing on us! My dad is too serious , remember we had a family meeting once when i was like 16 n we were all asked to speak up n speak your mind! cant remember which of my sisters said something like why doesnt daddy play around n joke around with us, guess his response, i'm not a JESTER! So u see, lol Ok, maybe this is funny, they call a family meeting n ask us to speak up , come up with suggestions and its always useless cos they still end up doing whatever they wanna do anyways! |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Dreamm(f): 10:00pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
1. One day my dad came bk hungry and tired. It was unfortunate dat the food wasn't yet done. So he went to pluck pawpaw dwnstairs,he pluckd an unripe one ,so we were tinkin he wnts 2kip it as usual 4 it 2ripe,al of a sudden he startin peelin it nd eatin, we were suprisd and askd him y, he said he sudenly startd havin liknes 4 unripe pawpaw,dat his doctor has confirmd it. We al startd laughin cos we knew he ws hungry. 2.One night,we were al at d parlour watchin a T.v programme, my dad ws sleepin and at same time farterin. It ws loud and ws comin up more like wen 1 is startin a generator,we al startd laughin,our laughter woke him,and he said y re u girls laugin like untrained girls eh! We had 2 hold d laughter til ma junior broda bursted out wit laughter sayin, daddy, i yuru ahuru. We al releasd out another laughter. My dad nw said Unu wu ndi ara and left. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by tayo4me(f): 10:19pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
@Dreamm, pls translate |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Caporegime(m): 10:29pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
u guyz have just made me wake up my entire house to read this thread, thnx keep it coming. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Dreamm(f): 10:32pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
@tayo. Daddy, i yuru ahuru means daddy,u mess while Unu wu ndi ara means U pple are mad. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
samuelk:Same thing here. My people say make we beat the child then hug the child lol ayettymama:lol ki lo n surprise e? Them neva beat you offer you acetaminophen? If you say no, then na lie because I know which state them raise you |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by mayor007(m): 10:57pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
My mum used to give us a curfew of 7pm to go inside and quit playing with other kids. One fateful day, I fell into a large gutter and a very sharp stone slashed my leg. My mum gladly tortured me with boiling palmoil and red hot knife. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
Kgdavid: Awwwwwwwwww |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by yemorinho(m): 11:54pm On Apr 04, 2010 |
o boy! this thread is da bomb o. ppl wey dey arnd me here don dey luk me say abi i don dey kolo ni cuz i just cant control d lafta. can remmba dose days when mum c wuld dose off durng nite prayers whyl coordinatng it and we would all b tired of praying 1 prayer pt 4 too long a tym. i wuld just suddenly shout a loud AMEN! 2 wake ha up. my sista wuld gv me a thumb up 4d idea. but mum c stil continues d prayer and then sleeps agn until we all decide 2 end d praya ourselves. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by dapsins69(m): 1:18am On Apr 05, 2010 |
I think our parents are the same, i have experienced a lot of this things lmao like a , |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by chinesedoll(f): 1:30am On Apr 05, 2010 |
I remember when we were banned from watching TV, when dad gets back he just uses his hand to touch the back of the TV, but we quickly devised a method to solve that problem, we just wet towels and and use to cover the back of the tv while we watch sometimes we took turns to fan the TV. Getting new electronics in the house was a nightmare back then because problems were bound to arise. Remember when dad bought our first dvd player in-fact we prayed night and day that robbers come to the house to steal it. Believe me for months this guy refused to remove the nylon that came with the dvd. Once he hears a knock on the door my old man would rush a cloth over the dvd and put one iron on top. If something got spoilt in the house he always has someone to blame God especially help you if you were the last person to use the stuff that got spoilt. There was a day he put the tv on and I think the light fluctuated and the tv got burnt, see everybody thanking their stars,that he was the one that put the tv on himself. Guess what? he still found a way of channeling the blame to us. We used to tell my dad that if he had come as a woman he would have gotten divorced so many times because his talk was just too much back then, Kai he can talk for 2 straight hours without mincing words lol 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by chinesedoll(f): 1:36am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Sisi Eko: Are you sure we are not related? |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by chinesedoll(f): 1:46am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Amya: tayo4me: I was successfully suppressing the laughter until I saw this posts You people should not allow me wake the whole house ooo just recovering from an illness and this has really really helped me LMAFAO |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by lexzybaba(m): 2:52am On Apr 05, 2010 |
i can't stop laughing back when i was in nigeria it's a usual thing 4 us all to sit @ d balcony in d evenings so dis fateful evening we were all there as usual so suddenly we just heard a very tiny sound which came along wiv a nasty smell who polluted d air-lo and behold it was dad so we all couldn't laugh but my kid brother couldn't hold it so he busted out just like dat,dad felt so embarrassed do you know d reply he gave my bro, dad:i messed u're laughing in those when our fathers do something like this u greet them,so what about u do i laugh @ u when u're going 2 spread ur wet bed every morning,at polluting is better than dat infact we all laughed like it would be our last 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by mayor007(m): 6:15am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Mum used to cook up fallacies just instill fear into us. You must not whisper during the noon time else you get carried away by evil spirits. You must not play in the rain else you get electrocuted, She also beats us with 'orogun' (a wooden stick used for preparing food), There was this time I was playing football in the bedroom and I broke almost all the china she received as gifts during her wedding. I received the beating of my life, |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 6:19am On Apr 05, 2010 |
chinesedoll:Eyah, ruki, hope you get better quickly mayor007:yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you are lying!!! rotfl @ falling in gutter, used to happen to me |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by ayettymama(f): 6:27am On Apr 05, 2010 |
LOL @ BALANCED DIET!!!!kaiiiii i think ur from ekiti! |
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