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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Loonyy(m): 3:22pm On Oct 08
I currently have no 1 n 4, trust me when I say true love still exist in Nija
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by ScotFree: 3:25pm On Oct 08
Kingfanak:


bro i have never like a nairaland post since i signed up ton his forum, but for what you typed up there you earned my first like ever and i will also follow you till the death of my nairaland account.

it was as if you wrote because of me #respect

Respect too bro. I followed back
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Arizonaguy(m): 3:42pm On Oct 08
FinallyFamous:
Hmm
Some. Guys will be complaining that a girl didn't like Them because they are broke ..biko u that is broke did u like your life like that?

And to the ladies not all guys that are broke is actually poor even ATM sometimes are "Temporary unable to dispense cash"

Ori gbigbe sile sunmi. Don't give up.
you reason brilliantly...a round of applause

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by rosalieene(f): 4:00pm On Oct 08
Ayam not understanding this thread
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by vic4real22: 5:03pm On Oct 08
if u are a broke dude(guy) don't go near urhobo or warri gal, becos if u do u will regret ur life u may even commit suicide self.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by chiraqDemon(m): 6:30pm On Oct 08
internationalman:
Been broke or not, a real guy will always have his way around women.

God has already made it possible.
But he will never be able to stop the heart attack that will come while he is having his way around
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by internationalman(m): 8:32pm On Oct 08
chiraqDemon:

But he will never be able to stop the heart attack that will come while he is having his way around
rich dudes get heartbreak too
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by chiraqDemon(m): 11:03pm On Oct 08
internationalman:

rich dudes get heartbreak too
I know. But the rich are more likely to move on or handle it better than the broke. The heartbreak doesn't only make u depressed about the girl, but also about ur status as a broke guy. U wint even be able to afford drink to use and push the heartbreak to one corner
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by raylord: 11:12pm On Oct 08
kozmicity:


This is Naija bro...those idealogies don't work here
Dont mind him. He thought hes talking about southafrican gals
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by internationalman(m): 11:57pm On Oct 08
chiraqDemon:

I know. But the rich are more likely to move on or handle it better than the broke. The heartbreak doesn't only make u depressed about the girl, but also about ur status as a broke guy. U wint even be able to afford drink to use and push the heartbreak to one corner
Ur last sentence makes me laugh.. by broke I didn't mean being broke to dat extent lol.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by wonder233: 10:45am On Oct 09
emusmithy:


Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy

Being broke is an usual phenomenon for the average Nigerian young man. It's almost like a necessary pathway to greatness.

The only issue is different ladies treat you differently when you're broke.

There are several categories of ladies you are likely to encounter when you're broke.



1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.


2. Verbally Abusive Ones

This is especially if the guy did all to 'impress' her. Eventually, she found out his name was "Stark Broke". Her heart is dashed. She resorts to abusive words, in person and online. I blame the guy though. But the girl in POINT 1 wouldn't do that. She would see the motive behind his action. Maybe he loved her too much and overestimated the cost of reaching her. That's love too, you know.


3. "In And Out" Kinda Girls

(Watching His Prosperity Level Through A Microscope)


Go, she won't go. Stay, she won't stay. When she manages to depart for months, she's all busy checking up on his progress.
Her love isn't dependable. She's of no good, at the long run. She will leave you if you face a financial challenge in the future.
She'll call and after some minutes, "Are you still working in that place?" One leg in, One leg out.
The very moment you breakthrough, they'll be all over you. Monitoring Spirits grin


4. Just-Friends Kinda Ladies

She's just there for you. She doesn't look at your predicament and sometimes even shares her cash with you. Probably has a serious relationship going for her, but you're damn closer to her than her fiancé. She tells you everything. You sometimes feel like asking her out, but no guts. Too close. It'll be odd. Above all, you're not sure of what will be her reply.


5. Business-Like Ladies


It's a business world bro. My people say; "if a dog is looking at you with tongue out; it's either there's bone with or around you."- If a business-like kinda girl looks faithful and loyal around you, look well. Maybe she's calculated you're the first son to inherit your dad's property or you've got one wealthy uncle. Lol!
She might even buy you things sef. Don't be fooled. Those are baits. You'll pay double cheesy cheesy



6. "Highest Bidder Kinda Ladies"


When these ladies were girls, they thought they could be that faithful girlfriend but as they evolved, richer guys revolved, they began to dissolve. They returned to the old ways of their predecessors. It's alarming.
Even though she truly loves you, without money, you've got no chance. That's one reason you've got to make the money.

7. "Sucking Blood" Kinda Girls

This set of girls got no chill. They don't leave him. By looking at him, you can tell he barely eats well and you're asking him to borrow you #10,000 that you'll pay back next week. Who told you you'll pay back at all? Must you be lied to? This type wants to suck him dry. Every kobo, they want to take away from him.



Goodnight famz!
No.3 really cracked me up! There are so many of them around
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by kozmicity(m): 11:11pm On Oct 09
deafeyez:


They do pal, I have a friend who earns 17k as salary but guess what, he talks with women and they melt. Though success not too high, he has kpash a lot of gals.
Being communicative with a nice voice,body and charismatic personality gets you girls...forget the salary
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by kozmicity(m): 11:13pm On Oct 09
Loonyy:
I currently have no 1 n 4, trust me when I say true love still exist in Nija
you mean in "Naija movies??"
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by kozmicity(m): 11:15pm On Oct 09
raylord:

Dont mind him. He thought hes talking about southafrican gals
Lol...this craze about S.A et Kenyan Ladies nowadays,I don't just understand it!!!

BTW,How many S.A ladies do you know??
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by kozmicity(m): 11:18pm On Oct 09
Rokia2:
1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.


I used to be this but now I know better. grin
Your last statement got me ROTFL!!!
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by kozmicity(m): 11:18pm On Oct 09
Rokia2:
1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.


I used to be this but now I know better. grin
Your last statement got me ROTFL!!![/i]

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