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The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by shumuel(m): 9:57am On Oct 11, 2017
The simple rules of Karma in a
Relationship


RULE 1. You only smiled at the opposite sexx,, Karma will make your partner get kissed by someone else.

RULE 2. You went ahead and kiss,, Karma would make your partner get romanced.

RULE 3. You hug or engage in soft romance with someone else,, Karma would make your partner find themselves having hot romance.

RULE 4. You engage in hot romance,, Karma would make your partner find themselves having sex, without planning nor wanting it.

RULE 5. You have sex,, Karma would force your partner to engage in hot,mad sex.


RULE 6. You had mad sex,, Karma would make your partner not only have mad sex but would add pregnancy to it.

RULE 7. You got pregnated or you got another lady pregnant,, Karma would lure your partner into gettting someone else pregnant or your partner would get impregnated, also would be forced to leave you and get married.

RULE 8. You went ahead and secretly got married to someone else,, Karma would find the best suitor for your partner, finds him/her a better job and make them look better than before.

RULE 9. You went ahead and got married to someone else and got a child with him/her, because they look better and has a nice job,, Karma would find the best suitor for your partner, finds him/her a better job, make them look better than before, could also travel abroad and would get pregnant with twins or have lovely kids more brilliant than yours.


RULE 10. You left your partner for someone else because he/she has or helps you to a better job/or so you could travel abroad,, Karma would make your partner your Boss or to later be financially better than you.


Just know that you are solely responsible for whatever happens in your relationship, even sometimes when cheatted on, so watch what you do with the opposite sex when you know you are in a relationship, because with every mistake you make in cheating on your partner, karma would always multiply it 10 times more, and rob it on your face.

That is why they say: Karma is a b!tch grin tongue cheesy
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by Nobody: 10:05am On Oct 11, 2017
Bravo but karma always take time to play the payback but when karma does its always sweet revenge
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by medexico(m): 10:05am On Oct 11, 2017
This list of Karma is not always constant, someone will always suffer.
So be careful and don't marry a cheat.
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by shumuel(m): 10:12am On Oct 11, 2017
selflessposhheart:
Bravo but karma always take time to play the payback but when karma does its always sweet revenge


Thanks, yeah Karma sure do take its time, then hit like a bang, Lol grin

Seems you had seen it in action, to an ex- perhaps ?
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by shumuel(m): 10:15am On Oct 11, 2017
medexico:
This list of Karma is not always constant , someone will always suffer.

So be careful and don't marry a cheat.


I disagree with @bolded, Karma only takes its time,, yes, true to that, it can always bounce back too.
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by LordIsaac(m): 10:48am On Oct 11, 2017
Karma does nothing. Whatever happens and to anyone is circumstantial. Good people have suffered for doing no evil. Why not aɗɗ that such happens because of certain events in one's "former" life. Lies.
For example, what offence did a chilɗ commit to ɓe ɓorn in Nigeria instead of Britain??
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by shumuel(m): 10:57am On Oct 11, 2017
LordIsaac:
Karma does nothing. Whatever happens and to anyone is circumstantial. Good people have suffered for doing no evil. Why not aɗɗ that such happens because of certain events in one's "former" life. Lies.
For example, what offence did a chilɗ commit to ɓe ɓorn in Nigeria instead of Britain??


First of all, clear road and let me faint, Lol grin kikiki hahaha hohoho hehehe you are very funny.

Well, thats is why everyone has to be very careful with what we do, it just might affect someone else. Karma is very real, like the air we breathe
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 11, 2017
shumuel:


Thanks, yeah Karma sure do take its time, then hit like a bang, Lol grin

Seems you had seen it in action, to an ex- perhaps ?

No o still waiting on karma to dash all my bad wicked exes some sweet revenge as their best gifts ever cheesy.
Re: The Simple Rules Of Karma In A Relationship by shumuel(m): 11:33am On Oct 11, 2017
selflessposhheart:


No o still waiting on karma to dash all my bad wicked exes some sweet revenge as their best gifts ever cheesy.


Lol grin don't worry, Karma is just on slow-mo, would hit them soon, i hope your hands are clean o ? check the list again, you break anyone of it, you get sting wink

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