SenhorSean:
I wanted to suprise her on her birthday, but i had no cash, i sold my phone so dat i cn take her out. on getting home, i found her sis will be taking her out..

Very annoying and depressing. Chai!

AntiWailer:


ARGHHHHHH


OJA MI LARA JE


AYE MI TEMI BAMI

That guy mumu is second to none.

vingeophysicist:
Reminiscing my university days, I had the intention of escorting my girlfriend on her way to school .she went to school at night with her reading materials like books to study and her cardigan to protect her from the cold because the place was an open roof.I ended up following her to the school and I wasn't time conscious. Before I knew what was happening the school gate was locked.I saw hell that day, the cold finished me to the extent that I started bleeding from my nose.she offered me her cardigan I was forming Mr Macho.God saved me I never died from that incident.i was mad that day because I left the comfort of my bed without achieving anything because I could not read since I was with no books and cardigan to protect myself.

very funny

placeofallure:



Back to sender!

Back to which sender? You never start.

BrainnewsNg:


Oh no! Sorry i feel for you...

This sometimes happens if she wants to keep you for marriage or you once told her that you will like to keep her for marriage or also sometimes you exhibit the characteristics of an husband

Really? please coach me more or should drop my digit, bcoz am looking forward getting married. i want to learn more ooo. Lol

EMEKUSBOY9:


Really? please coach me more or should drop my digit, bcoz am looking forward getting married. i want to learn more ooo. Lol

I don't know what to say to you seriously, I dont know what to say to you.
what you put uphere is an insult to humanity and should be treated as a derogatory hate speech. In fact you shuld be incacerated for attempting to balkanize Nigeria.

Don't quote me, I'll be busy begging the necessary authority on your behalf so they can have a mercy on you and tamper justice with mercy.

anonymousthug:
I can remember she was pregnant for another nigga, but I forgave her and still gave her money to abort it. (Love look at what you made me do) we ain't together anymore tho!

Are u serious?