Ocho okwu.Nna m bi na igwe,biko wepu nmuo ogu na ahu nwanne m nwoke.Isee.

UmuIgbo e siri m osikapa Abakaliki na stew ofe akwu.Uzo di open,all man invited.Onye na-abia o tinye tombo na ego n'akpa.No free dinner anywhere.lol
Presido1,a ga-alakwa ije a?o dikwa egwu.Ikomi efuola kemgbe.Last i heard,Ikomi was living with a latino akwuna.
Jah,biko lekwe umunne m kpolata ulo.

Ify o

Ihu nkwa m kuru na abali eh?
Kajad Akwuna Kara aka with tattoo n'ara . Tattoo gbara ya gburugburu I ga eche na oyi efe. De nwa chetaram felimbombo. Chei, feli-felicita . Feli kuru agaba nkwa, agaba kwe ya nkwa na o ga a zutara ya harrods ma ya garuo akpa ( instead of, I zutara ya akpa ma ya garuo harrods) hahahahaha feli akupula ya uburu by then

Uwa nke a sef. At least enwetala m onwe m. Nwunye m lotazie n'abalia, anyi ebido ogu na mgba

Asi m kughi this nkwa, agara m enwe high bp maka Ify.
But still Ify wu highest
Ify hot iron, onye Mesa ya aka, oku! Lol. Ochi otugbuola m ooo

Tosh ego ole ka ofuru gi?
I pray na nwa ahu chefuru crotchet ma obu ihe ha o bula n'ulo gi so dat nwuye gi ga egide gi.O wurukwanu na i hiri na ulo ya,Jehovah ga agbara nwunye gi ama somehow.I nwere ike iji akwukwo condom or lipstick stains na agwa gi lota.

O nwere onye huru nwa Darfur?Unu gwa ya na-eso m flavour eti "oyi na atu m" oh.

agabaI23: Uwa a na-ato gi na nwanyi na-ekwuchitere gi. Okpatara nku ahuhu si ngwere puta olili na be ya. Kwusi itinye onu na ihe na-agbasaghi gi.

umunna'm ka udo diri. O soso njakiri ka m'na ama. Oke obi ikike adighi nma na ndu. Ka anyi mutu amu.

Onyenye nwere ubochi uka nke oma.

Ihe nile bere n'abali bu anwuta.Anyi nile bu otu.Ka anyi na-aga n'iru.

Biko o nwere onye ma aha egwu a ma o bu ndi guru ya.Youtube link would be perfect.Ihe m chetara agwula nani chorus ya.it goes like this ;
I no go hustle till infinity
but i go bubble till infinity
N'ata ego till infinity. . .

Dalu nu,umunne m.

ifyalways: Ihe nile bere n'abali bu anwuta.Anyi nile bu otu.Ka anyi na-aga n'iru.

Biko o nwere onye ma aha egwu a ma o bu ndi guru ya.Youtube link would be perfect.Ihe m chetara agwula nani chorus ya.it goes like this ;
I no go hustle till infinity
but i go bubble till infinity
N'ata ego till infinity. . .

Dalu nu,umunne m.

I na emekwa hussle, mechie kwa ukwu gi o . O wu m jide onwe m for you, gi were ukwu gi mere business center
Everytime gi na agbawa m Obi. Anyi muo nwa now, agaghi adi sure onye wu nna ya. And nwa anyi mega emega dosa ihu ka toshnwayi, m'owu agaba mkpum, ara gakwa agba m o

pres-elect:


I na emekwa hussle, mechie kwa ukwu gi o . O wu m jide onwe m for you, gi were ukwu gi mere business center
Everytime gi na agbawa m Obi. Anyi muo nwa now, agaghi adi sure onye wu nna ya. And n[b]wa anyi mega emega dosa ihu ka toshnwayi, m'owu agaba mkpum, ara gakwa agba m o[/b]

ummmm,
Ada throway salutu.
unu still dey here?
uwa di egwu .
ify kedu maka umuaka?

presi elect, presido1, toshmann, agaba,etc
good ol' time.

carry on, nothing do unu.

armyofone: ummmm,
Ada throway salutu.
unu still dey here?
uwa di egwu .
ify kedu maka umuaka?

presi elect, presido1, toshmann, agaba,etc
good ol' time.

carry on, nothing do unu.

Sojaotuonye nwanyi oma i si ka i bia lee ka anyi mere? Daalu so. A ma m na o na-adabakwa n'akuku nke gi. Ya gazie nne.

Pres-elect,i na ebo m ebobo ugha.Ikwu eziokwu sef,i jidela mu na Agaba ma owu Tosh before?I biara ebe a bia wuo m n'ala,gba m oto finalllllll.chei

Hauwalistic Omoge,ndewo onye army.Anyi ka nokwa ebe a.A na a-patch,o na-adoka.lol

Asa m ebezina o, inugo.
Owu ahu ufu n'eme m, oge obula m huru agaba na toshnwayi na akuku gi ujo abia m. Ahukwaranu m gi n'anya nke oma.

Ndo Ada bekee. Asa m o

umu igbo mu ji eme onu udo chia na ndu unu o. Nke onye na eme gha cheta chi.

Gini mega ebea ?
Onye nyuru nshi ebea or butere otele nshi ebea?
Ahum choro ihe di oku juru oyi.hotttttttt cold "ihe" kara aka.

Gwam gwam gwam, gwam onye nhuru na nke felimbobo na abali?

Onye bu felimbombo?

presido1: Gwam gwam gwam, gwam onye nhuru na nke felimbobo na abali?

Echekwara m ma ikwusigo ije na nke mbobo. Ka toshi nwetakwagi
E vb v

presido1: Gwam gwam gwam, gwam onye nhuru na nke felimbobo na abali?

Heheheheheheheeeee unu guys ebidola ije summer. Enyi kedu ihe igara ime n'ulo Akwuna? Anyi achoghi ima onye ihuru ebe ahu, anyi choro ima ihe igara ime ebe ahu. Umu Afrika


Agaba faketan, kedu nke wu "ka tosh nweta kwa gi" ?

Biko ichoro I-protect-i interest gi, go ahead. Ejikwala aha onye ozo azo ishi gi.

Odunnu: Onye bu felimbombo?

Felimbombo bu ofu akwuna presido,tosh na agaba ji egbu onwe fa

ifyalways: Gini mega ebea ?
Onye nyuru nshi ebea or butere otele nshi ebea?
Ahum choro ihe di oku juru oyi.hotttttttt cold "ihe" kara aka.

Okwa onye kpatalu nku ahuhu sili ngwere bialu ya olu. I nafu acho umu boys okwu.

Odenigbo Aroli:


Felimbombo bu ofu akwuna presido,tosh na agaba ji egbu onwe fa

Gbaam ukwu n'eze!
Nke na eme na obodo? Nkea kariri onu m o!

Unu niile, ka Chukwu gozie gi.
A na'm ekele unu niile.
lol long time long time.
I'm so proud you guys kept this thread going.I just wanted to talk to you guys one more time
A na'm engaged
I have been practicing my igbo lol I speak waaaaaaay better than I can write. Even if I'm typing in all english
I miss you guys alot
Aunty Ify, Chinenye, Mortiple, Agaba, Romeo, Jenny, Toshman,Enchelon,

onyinye2: Unu niile, ka Chukwu gozie gi.
A na'm ekele unu niile.
lol long time long time.
I'm so proud you guys kept this thread going.I just wanted to talk to you guys one more time
A na'm engaged
I have been practicing my igbo lol I speak waaaaaaay better than I can write. Even if I'm typing in all english
I miss you guys alot
Aunty Ify, Chinenye, Mortiple, Agaba, Romeo, Jenny, Toshman,Enchelon,

Ndeewooo!
Welcome back

Onyi ndewo. Gini ka "a nam eme engaged" putara or gini ka I choro ide?
I na alu di?
I di busy ?
Etc . Lolz

Presido 1, nkea a bughi gwam gwam gwam. Ihe gi na Feli mere m , I'm yet to recover and whenever ahu siri m ike, unu ga anu from me. Didn't know Feli mega Nwoke na nwanyi these days.ya diwagodi till I recover fully.
Lolz

@Aunty Ify
Yessssso!!!
I am getting married!!!
I suffered alot of heartache because I continued zuzuring around with my ego as I am a man
But finally, after I matured more and got closer to Chukwu, He blessed me with my future husband

onyinye2: Unu niile, ka Chukwu gozie gi.
A na'm ekele unu niile.
lol long time long time.
I'm so proud you guys kept this thread going.I just wanted to talk to you guys one more time
A na'm engaged
I have been practicing my igbo lol I speak waaaaaaay better than I can write. Even if I'm typing in all english
I miss you guys alot
Aunty Ify, Chinenye, Mortiple, Agaba, Romeo, Jenny, Toshman[size=18pt][/size],Enchelon,

onyii bekee asi m ka m nye gi address m, tupu m bia lee anya na profile-u gi, jiri anya m hu akpu obi no ebe ahu n'achigaghi ochi at all. nne m jiri nwayo respect-ia onwe m o tupu ha akpokapu nwa mama ishi azu m a m ji achu pieces. nne kedu. anyi n'echetakwa gi from time to time.

Lol @ m jiri nwayo respectia onwe m.
@ Onyii: congratulobia. Biko chetekwa dosere ayi okporoko na ugba

onyinye2: @Aunty Ify
Yessssso!!!
I am getting married!!!
I suffered alot of heartache because I continued zuzuring around with my ego as I am a man
But finally, after I matured more and got closer to Chukwu, He blessed me with my future husband

Onyee ndewo! Finally you learnt your ear to the voice of reason. Good luck in your marriage.
Mgbe anyi na-agbaziri gi I na-eme akpu obi ochi a na-ato m maka a ma m na I kara aghota nke ekwe na-aku.

Chereeeeeeee Onyii, o bu gi!? Heii, I lola? O teela nnoo. O teela too much sef dat ugbua i na-akwado ilu di. Ahn ahn, kemgbe mgb'ole? Anyway, Chukwu di nma dat at least i chetara anyi ugbua na ihe oma na-eme na ndu gi.

Ahu m na i naha-agamikwa n'asusu Igbo. Chei, Onyii, ndeewooo.

umu igbo kee nu nke na eme

onyinye2: @Aunty Ify
Yessssso!!!
I am getting married!!!
I suffered alot of heartache because I continued zuzuring around with my ego as I am a man
But finally, after I matured more and got closer to Chukwu, He blessed me with my future husband

nwada a manyem gi ka ejide sia nwoka ahu ike nke ukwuu maka otutu egbe na edo ya o.

Biko nu umu Igbo: HELP!!!

A choro m a direct Igbo translation of "I miss you"

Dalu nu

Onyi nwa,Chukwu gozie gi na di gi.Alum di na nwunye unu ga aga nke oma,unu ga ebikwa na udo,nwa nwoke na nke nwanyi,ihe unuga eri agaghi ako unu.Onyi chetakwa na di gi bu eze na agu gi(king and defender),kwanyere ya ugwu mgbe nile,mee ya ezi enyi gi,gbahara ya(he sure would misbehave every now and then,all men do),there are no 'perfect marriages' " kama ezi nwanyi na emezi ulo ya.

Youngies,kedu ije? I miss you =Anam e-missi gi.A nam eche maka gi is not a direct translation but it fits.Btw,siggygia bu ebelebe igba.

ifyalways: Youngies,kedu ije? I miss you =Anam e-missi gi.A nam eche maka gi is not a direct translation but it fits.Btw,siggygia bu ebelebe igba.

Ify adi m onyi.

A nam eche maka gi = I am thinking about you.

Next try please