presido1:

Odum "Iku Nkwa" abughi to play misik in this case. Hahahahaha Iku Nkwa bu "iti egwu ugwu", "iri nwa obi na ogodo", , "ikwa iko" ma obu kwa "ita nkpuru osisi like adam and eve".

lol. odumchi amaghi ncha wu ncha . . . .

odumchi:
òóò o di ihe mere ihe a. Lol

Akwa weekendi eruolari eru?

Lol, Tosh if it's my people they will say "you will see, and will suffer with your eyes because of what you'll see" I am purposefully leavening you so that you can roam like a goat tied to a tree. When I come I will make meat our of you and give it to Ify to prepare roasted goat meat.

The weekend is here isn't it?

odumchi igaghi anyu nshi . . . inshort, nyem 5 minutes ka m mee gi aru now

NRI PRIEST: Ifeoma, i ga ebute ogbaghara ebea maka "ukwu sugar" gi! Stick with one or else umunna no ebea anolu gi nzuko ma hanye gi nwoke masirim anyi! Be warned !

Agwala m Ify ka o cool uo down Ify anaghi anu. Ihe ga emecha di mma, nwee ndidi ka m nweta obele ego, anyi ji ya mee wedding, jiri nwayo ga Zuru ulo na north London, biri n'udo. Ify anaghi anu. Everyday Ify na umu boys. Toshnwayi of all people. Nwoke m ahu anaghi di ezo ya ezo na o na achu pieces. Oluokwala nwayi o. Still Anya ya no ebe Ify no.

Ify ha ga atuwa gi ime o. Toshman tuwara umunwayi abuo ime na Cardiff gbafuo gawa amelika. Ana acho ya acho na wales. Isi o wu ashi, jigodi style mee ya invite to London. I ga ahu excuses

Ukwu ya mee mistake dabala UK o wu paddington police station ka o ga a ga were one room

Ify hapu umunwoke Biko. Ahukwara nu m gi n'anya.

odumchi

pres-elect:


Agwala m Ify ka o cool uo down Ify anaghi anu. Ihe ga emecha di mma, nwee ndidi ka m nweta obele ego, anyi ji ya mee wedding, jiri nwayo ga Zuru ulo na north London, biri n'udo. Ify anaghi anu. Everyday Ify na umu boys. Toshnwayi of all people. Nwoke m ahu anaghi di ezo ya ezo na o na achu pieces. Oluokwala nwayi o. Still Anya ya no ebe Ify no.

Ify ha ga atuwa gi ime o. Toshman tuwara umunwayi abuo ime na Cardiff gbafuo gawa amelika. Ana acho ya acho na wales. Isi o wu ashi, jigodi style mee ya invite to London. I ga ahu excuses

Ukwu ya mee mistake dabala UK o wu paddington police station ka o ga a ga were one room

Ify hapu umunwoke Biko. Ahukwara nu m gi n'anya.

nwoke m cool-uo down. gaa gbara ogwu gi nuo i ka na asa efere na central london?
nnaa darfur, masters a imega na london kemgbe 10yrs, ana aguchakwa ya agucha? i no school oge tony blair wu PM, noro there Gordon Brown a chia, now Cameron, i ka n'eme masters
noro chewe ify, ify kara aka, owughi for the feeble minded. ify di HOT!!!. O na enwu oku oge nile. so o need-iri nwoke kara aka, di capable, i kuda the fire from time to time, otherwise o ga a-boil-u up wuru volcano. and anyi achoghi ka ify anyi nwee volcanic fire injury
so umu guys ga na aku nkwa(not music, nb odumchi).
as for felicia(aka felimbombo) agaba/faketan turu ilulu na 1905 si . . "as long as nwa agbogho mepere ukwu ya, umu afrika ga n'adaba in between the legs, maka nkwa"

Chei, okwa di nne muru toshman a?
And okwa nwayi luru ya?

Hewu!!! Ebere emegburula m umu mmadu

nwoke m mere onwegi ebere.
toshmann nwa mama di fine and fit. i no need your ebere.

a wu m crown prince of umumkpi crown prince anaghi alu otu nwayi
nna nna m luru ato. nna m ji 1 + X (where X is an integer ranging from 1-100). you do the maths

Lolololololol
Toshnwayi igbakala m final
You win. Bye bye. Ka m ga choo ihe m ga eri

no shaking
i dey here, i de wait for odumchi.
ya biawa

NRI PRIEST:

Bia Agaba kam gwa gi sometin; obulu na m nweta gi udene elie ozu gi ! Okwa Ezeani Nri ka i na atulu ilu ? This is the height of it ! Ekwekwana kam jee fu ALUSI OGWUGWU maka gi!

Nwanza rijuo afo. o cheere chi ya aka mgba. Marakwa na nwannu bere na ngige, ngige n'egwu, nwannunu n'egwu.

Kpachara anya gi nihi na onye a na-agwo ibi o na-eto afu bu udene na-akpo ya oku n'ajo ofia.

Ajuo m gi ozo, gi bu udene, kedu onye chiri gi ozo? Nri priest my hairy behind

agabaI23:
Nwanza rijuo afo. o cheere chi ya aka mgba. Marakwa na nwannu bere na ngige, ngige n'egwu, nwannunu n'egwu.

Kpachara anya gi nihi na onye a na-agwo ibi o na-eto afu bu udene na-akpo ya oku n'ajo ofia.

Ajuo m gi ozo, gi bu udene, kedu onye chiri gi ozo? Nri priest my hairy behind

You guys better hold me before nkupu this guy eze na onu !
I makwa na ikpe adighi ama nwa NZE ebe nnia no na ogbo okwu!
Nwata 'a ekwuwaa onu! Nwanne i'makwa na UFIE bu egwu ndi Eze ?
Isi kota ebu ogbakasia ya! Likene ebunu maka na nnai na akpa atulu!
Agaba, nwa pulu eze aburozi obele nwa-- enenia nwa ite ogbonyuo oke!
Jebekeneli maka agadi nwanyi kaa nka odika ejiro ego nuo ya!
Again, oji onye na ana ji onwie!

Kam juo gi ozo; obu Ezeani Nri ka I na atulu inu sef ??

NRI PRIEST:

You guys better hold me before nkupu this guy eze na onu !
I makwa na ikpe adighi ama nwa NZE ebe nnia no na ogbo okwu!
Nwata 'a ekwuwaa onu! Nwanne i'makwa na UFIE bu egwu ndi Eze ?
Isi kota ebu ogbakasia ya! Likene ebunu maka na nnai na akpa atulu!
Agaba, nwa pulu eze aburozi obele nwa-- enenia nwa ite ogbonyuo oke!
Jebekeneli maka agadi nwanyi kaa nka odika ejiro ego nuo ya!
Again, oji onye na ana ji onwie!

Kam juo gi ozo; obu Ezeani Nri ka I na atulu inu sef ??

Nwata na-agba surugede amaghi na surugede bu egwu ndi muo. Nri-priest, I mana o na-abu atuoro omara omara, atuoro ofeke ofenye is no'ofia.
Ejighi ogologo amu amaja agadi nwanyi maka ohugo nke kariri biati. Ijiji na-enweghi onye ndumodu na-eso ozu aba n'ili.

Ntukwu na-agu ngwere mana odudu ekweghi ya. Marakwa na o bu ukpana isi kara aka na-eje ahia ngwere na-azu. Ukpana okpoko buru, nti tiri ya.
Wepu aka enwe ofe tupu o ghoo aka mmadu.

Nnaa raa nu okpo. Mana before unu araaa okpo gwanu m in time ka m mee organize commercials during the okpo.
Jiri nke ahu mere obere ego

agabaI23:
Nwata na-agba surugede amaghi na surugede bu egwu ndi muo. Nri-priest, I mana o na-abu atuoro omara omara, atuoro ofeke ofenye is no'ofia.
Ejighi ogologo amu amaja agadi nwanyi maka ohugo nke kariri biati. Ijiji na-enweghi onye ndumodu na-eso ozu aba n'ili.

Ntukwu na-agu ngwere mana odudu ekweghi ya. Marakwa na o bu ukpana isi kara aka na-eje ahia ngwere na-azu. Ukpana okpoko buru, nti tiri ya.
Wepu aka enwe ofe tupu o ghoo aka mmadu.

Okwa ofeke na eji aka-ekpe atu be nnia aka. . . Agaba,malukwa na ekwu sia na ama ebulu naa na obu. . .Gi bu atulu na acho ipu mpi isi kakwaa gi akaa. . .nwata bunilu nnia enu ogodo ga ayochie anya. . .Agaba,wetuo obi maka na onye fee Eze,Eze eluo ya aka. . .Agaba, onye ekwero ka oha aga ebu ya gafee ama nnia. . .Biko,jilu nwayo maka adi agba aka ali OSISI ORJI. . .Agaba,asim gi jebekene maka iwe nwanne adi elu na okpukpu! Kam zibe gi nkea na aka!

ngwanu, igbo bu igbo ekene m! nwa mmuo emegbule nwa mmadu, nwa mmadu emegbule nwa mmuo. ka egbe bere ka ugo bere kwa. Onye sikwanu ibe ya ebela, biko ya zi ya ebe oga ebe

toshmann: odumchi

Toch,ife'a adiro fair naa! How can you illustrate the image of our own learnerd brother into a common boy-boy? Ekwekwana kam kuo gi ife nkulu AGABA!

Pres-elect,a hukwara m gi n'anya,kama i huru ihe ahu Tosh dere,eziokwu no ya.Ahu m choro nkwa 24/7.I wish i can change but owu m kere onwe m?Owum tinyere oku na ukwu m ?

Youngies,lol.I di sure na owughi gi choro iga skull of "ikpulogy" n'aka tisha Tosh?

Agaba na Nri priest,biko o gini na afio?O nwere nwanyi unu n'azo?Aghotaghim unu abuo.

Odumchi,ele gi?Tosh nawa e-win.lol@ Ibiobio classes.I would try.

OAM4J,case is settled.Ify went back to Pres-elect,the rightful husband and they lived happily ever after.lol

Bigbenoski,ndeewo.idi "big" ebe nile?hahaha. . .ajuju!

@Odumchi, Thank you my guy, with a friend like you, I know i don't have to watch my back.

@ifyalways, Nigeria movies dey always get part 2, then part 3 and part 4.

The next part is where pres-elect starts to misbehave too, and in part 3 other suitors came to disturb u, and part 4 is where I came to rescue you and you realized how much u love me while teaching me Igbo language. Then we got married had children and lived happily ever after. and the movie ended. lol

NRI PRIEST:

Okwa ofeke na eji aka-ekpe atu be nnia aka. . . Agaba,malukwa na ekwu sia na ama ebulu naa na obu. . .Gi bu atulu na acho ipu mpi isi kakwaa gi akaa. . .nwata bunilu nnia enu ogodo ga ayochie anya. . .Agaba,wetuo obi maka na onye fee Eze,Eze eluo ya aka. . .Agaba, onye ekwero ka oha aga ebu ya gafee ama nnia. . .Biko,jilu nwayo maka adi agba aka ali OSISI ORJI. . .Agaba,asim gi jebekene maka iwe nwanne adi elu na okpukpu! Kam zibe gi nkea na aka!

Okwa I ma n'ofeke adighi ama mgbe ekere nkú ukwa. Agwa ogbenye ihe eji aba ogaranya owere odudu tinye na ngada ya. Nri priest marakwa na okoro na-erughi éru wara ogodo, ikuku bia o buru ya n'ogodo ya. Nwqta kwuhie onu, osi na ya agwa okenye okwu. Ejikwa onu iji rie ede rie ji maka oke soro ngwere maa mmiri, okocha ngwere, o gaghi ako oke. Were ehihie chowa ewu oji ma gupukwa aka enwe n'ofe tupu o ghoo aka mmadu. Nri priest gi bu ezekudene kedu onye chiri gi ozo?

agabaI23: Okwa I ma n'ofeke adighi ama mgbe ekere nkú ukwa. Agwa ogbenye ihe eji aba ogaranya owere odudu tinye na ngada ya. Nri priest marakwa na okoro na-erughi éru wara ogodo, ikuku bia o buru ya n'ogodo ya. Nwqta kwuhie onu, osi na ya agwa okenye okwu. Ejikwa onu iji rie ede rie ji maka oke soro ngwere maa mmiri, okocha ngwere, o gaghi ako oke. Were ehihie chowa ewu oji ma gupukwa aka enwe n'ofe tupu o ghoo aka mmadu. Nri priest gi bu ezekudene kedu onye chiri gi ozo?

Agaba, nwata adulu iku anya oghotaro,aga alupia anya...okwanu onye nwanne ya na agba ajo egwu na ako oko iku anya...Agaba,ima na agwa nti nti anuro,egbupu isi nti esolia naa ije...malukwa na nmili zolu ezo ga emechaa kochaa..ma lota na nwata kwochaa aka osolu ogalanya lie ife... Agaba, kam juo gi; onye na ejiro aku ona echi Ozo ? nya dibakene, maka na aku fesia odalu awo...Agaba,kam jukwa gi ozo; obu Ezeani ka i na aju onye chilie Ozo !!!

NRI PRIEST:

Agaba, nwata adulu iku anya oghotaro,aga alupia anya...okwanu onye nwanne ya na agba ajo egwu na ako oko iku anya...Agaba,ima na agwa nti nti anuro,egbupu isi nti esolia naa ije...malukwa na nmili zolu ezo ga emechaa kochaa..ma lota na nwata kwochaa aka osolu ogalanya lie ife... Agaba, kam juo gi; onye na ejiro aku ona echi Ozo ? nya dibakene, maka na aku fesia odalu awo...Agaba,kam jukwa gi ozo; obu Ezeani ka i na aju onye chilie Ozo !!!

Nri Priest, Ikwikwi nyuru aru si umu nna ya kweere ya egwu, ha si ya tufiakwa na a naghi ekwere ihe ojoo egwu. Achoro m ka I mara na ire oma ka ejula ji aga n'ogwu. Ukwa ruo oge ya o daa. Ma na onye huru ukwa di n'elu ya were osisi dutuo ya, O gaghi aka aka wee daa. Mgbe ahu chi ojoo ariwa ibe ya elu. Ihe okenye no ala hu, nwata kwuru oto, Ogaghi ahu ya. Nri priest, O na-abu emee ngwa ngwa emeghara odachi. Anokwana na mmiri ka ncha baa gi anya. marakwa na nwannunu nekentioba muta efe efe ebeghi ebe, di nta amuta agba agba atughi atu. Were nwayoo ka ofe roro aro zuoro gi nri.
Ka m juokwaa ozo, gi bu ezekudene, kedu onye chiri go ozo?

Nwokem, okwa ima na akwulu oto laa nwanyi di ime, amuo onye ala----chetakwa na ekene ghalu nkuli aka buzi nkpali----Agaba, onye nya na nwanne ya na eli nni osi buto oku, chubia maka na obu nsi---nwune,oburo oku nine dalu ibibele nyulu anyu----ya diba,mbosi nta ka ayi chuo na owelle nshi. . .nkea bu nke ikpeazu Ezeani Nri ga asa gi okwu maka adi afusia ebe ana echi Ozo,jebe ebe ana alu agwu!

NRI PRIEST: Nwokem, okwa ima na akwulu oto laa nwanyi di ime, amuo onye ala----chetakwa na ekene ghalu nkuli aka buzi nkpali----Agaba, onye nya na nwanne ya na eli nni osi buto oku, chubia maka na obu nsi---nwune,oburo oku nine dalu ibibele nyulu anyu----ya diba,mbosi nta ka ayi chuo na owelle nshi. . .nkea bu nke ikpeazu Ezeani Nri ga asa gi okwu maka adi afusia ebe ana echi Ozo,jebe ebe ana alu agwu!

Chei ewu ataa m igu n'isi. isi akwu dara n'ala edetula aja. Nri priest, anu gbanaa taa echi bu nta. Ugbala anaghi adikata ocha diwa oji. Ugwu muta mgbaji ukwu agadi nwanyi amuta agakata akwuru. O ji oso agbakwu ogu amaghi n'ogu bu onwu. Agaba kwuo okwu, nri priest ekpuchie onu. Ekene m unu

Nri Priest 2,Agaba 0

Kedu ka Agaba ga-esi je nwusia nmai na otunweke bia na Nkpor na akuwa bottle bikonu?

Eze Nri gbachapu ya nkiti maka na asiri guwa agbara o tewe uri onu.LOL

Ok,Odumchi so iji style wee gba oso.No attempt isaghachi Toshman okwu?no fall my hand oh,bia zigara Tosh ozi.

OAM4J,lol.Actor don dye so movie don end.no part 2 and 3.Ify and pres-elect are back together,haterz can suck their fingers till it rots.LOL

Igbo bu Igbo,ekene m unu.

ifyalways: Nri Priest 2,Agaba 0

Kedu ka Agaba ga-esi je nwusia nmai na otunweke bia na Nkpor na akuwa bottle bikonu?

Eze Nri gbachapu ya nkiti maka na asiri guwa agbara o tewe uri onu.LOL

Ok,Odumchi so iji style wee gba oso.No attempt isaghachi Toshman okwu?no fall my hand oh,bia zigara Tosh ozi.

OAM4J,lol.Actor don dye so movie don end.no part 2 and 3.Ify and pres-elect are back together,haterz can suck their fingers till it rots.LOL

Igbo bu Igbo,ekene m unu.

Ify nwanyi di oke onu,nne ya diba maka na ogu adiro ebe aga anu ya. Biko,keduzi ebe ODUMCHI jelu ? Amu na atogodim hia...lol

ifyalways: Nri Priest 2,Agaba 0

Kedu ka Agaba ga-esi je nwusia nmai na otunweke bia na Nkpor na akuwa bottle bikonu?

Eze Nri gbachapu ya nkiti maka na asiri guwa agbara o tewe uri onu.LOL

Ok,Odumchi so iji style wee gba oso.No attempt isaghachi Toshman okwu?no fall my hand oh,bia zigara Tosh ozi.

OAM4J,lol.Actor don dye so movie don end.no part 2 and 3.Ify and pres-elect are back together,haterz can suck their fingers till it rots.LOL

Igbo bu Igbo,ekene m unu.

Chai, Ify itukwasi'm obi?

NRI PRIEST:

Ify nwanyi di oke onu,nne ya diba maka na ogu adiro ebe aga anu ya. Biko,keduzi ebe ODUMCHI jelu ? Amu na atogodim hia...lol

Ma gikwa Nri?

Odumchi anaghi ekwu ihe olu eme ihe odo. M'nawa ese ya.

Tosh nwonyeke'm, chokwa ebe ima ezo ihu gi. Lol

OAM4J: @Odumchi, Thank you my guy, with a friend like you, I know i don't have to watch my back.

@ifyalways, Nigeria movies dey always get part 2, then part 3 and part 4.

The next part is where pres-elect starts to misbehave too, and in part 3 other suitors came to disturb u, and part 4 is where I came to rescue you and you realized how much u love me while teaching me Igbo language. Then we got married had children and lived happily ever after. and the movie ended. lol

What are mates for

Ngwa, Toshmann abiala'm. Bia nara akarachuchu.

Unu Lekwa mgbe ndi bekee choputara Toshmann lol

Ohanaeze leekwa ihe Ify ji Tosh na Pres-Elect na eme. Nwanyi emeela ha iho ewu.

Tosh chere obara aba. O chefuola na oka wu driver mu lmao.

Asim unu na unu ekwekwa ka umu nwanyi mechuo unu ihu. Lekwa ihe Ify na eme ochie oche kagbara nka di ka Tosh na Pres-Elect

Looooooool
Ala Aro bia lere oh.Odumchi,i di mean.
Ergh,biko i puru i gbanwe ewu m abuo ahu to Toshman na Ikomu or Nedu210?lol

Mgbe obula unu na enye m "thick laps"! Y'all should not invite Mr Cork here. . .and ofcourse i can cook and cleans(((no offeinse)))

Eze Nri,imela.Ahu dimkpa ahu ogologo imi ya.

Tosh o wurum ka Odumchi mere ihe a,O wuru m eh,O wuru m,a ga m . . .rofl

Ya gaziere ndi Igbo,Izu uka ohuru oma @ mmadu dum.

Mbano united:2,Aro fire boys:12

Odum, chei ! Nkea bu below the belt line!