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Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by EponAgbo(m): 1:20am On Feb 21, 2007
I think I may have a problem.May be not on second tots.Despite wat the recent population figures make us believe,I think there are too many women in this country.Any direction you turn to,you cant help but notice them,This is making it harder for a young man like me to think of monogamy!And the girls dont help matters either,seems like they are out to provoke the men folk.Things will soon get out of hand.Dont be surprised if there is an increase in the incidence of rape.I guess most men may not bear the pressure for long.Ladies beware!Start shopping for iron pants
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by uspry1(f): 1:29am On Feb 21, 2007
Borrow a blind person's dark sunglasses to wear yourself stop looking at women.

Buy mule/donkey's harness to put on your head stop looking at women.

Go ahead stealing a blacksmith to make iron pants for you to lock your private area up!!! grin
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by iice(f): 1:52am On Feb 21, 2007
uspry1:

Borrow a blind person's dark sunglasses to wear yourself stop looking at women.

Buy mule/donkey's harness to put on your head stop looking at women.

Go ahead stealing a blacksmith to make iron pants for you to lock your private area up!!! grin

LMFAO grin grin

@Topic, shoooo get something to occupy your mind
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 2:10am On Feb 21, 2007
Abi oh @ iice

There is something called self control.
You're a man.
Find it, use it and keep it.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by ima1(f): 2:14am On Feb 21, 2007
a s shole, keep it in ur pants.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by EponAgbo(m): 2:19am On Feb 21, 2007
hey baby,that is so hostile.guess u no am tellin d truth,may be you're a culprit 2.

na wa o!dese Naija forum gals r hostile
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by ima1(f): 2:20am On Feb 21, 2007
God forbid bad thing
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by EponAgbo(m): 2:23am On Feb 21, 2007
dis ima chick,e bi like say u b calabar gal!hnmmmmm!
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by ima1(f): 2:23am On Feb 21, 2007
lol and so
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 2:26am On Feb 21, 2007
ima1:

a s shole, keep it in your pants.
lol lol l***aughing my ass off***
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by cheavroi(m): 11:23am On Feb 21, 2007
i think basically that nowadays they tend to dress more provocating and as a result u tend to notice them.they mite actually be more m grin
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by Bolarge(m): 12:05pm On Feb 21, 2007
Na today? E don tey.
But God dey keep im own sha.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by Rhea(f): 2:58pm On Feb 21, 2007
Epon Agbo!:

I think I may have a problem.May be not on second tots.Despite what the recent population figures make us believe,I think there are too many women in this country.Any direction you turn to,you can't help but notice them,This is making it harder for a young man like me to think of monogamy!And the girls don't help matters either,seems like they are out to provoke the men folk.Things will soon get out of hand.Dont be surprised if there is an increase in the incidence of rape.I guess most men may not bear the pressure for long.Ladies beware!Start shopping for iron pants

If your Jacob dey misbehave, go Allen go carry somethin
Plenty things dey there cheesy
When you catch small Syphili plus HIV on top
You go blind by force grin
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 12:39am On Feb 22, 2007
The Golden Rule

Look but don't Touch

Touch but don't Taste

Taste but don't Swallow

Swallow but don't Digest


Need I continue,

Epon Agbo, carry go jare until your balls become blue!

But women sha, hmmm, I keep my lips sealed lipsrsealed

before iice,jgirl,ima1,omoeko et al tear me apart
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 12:42am On Feb 22, 2007
McDreamy:

The Golden Rule

Look but don't Touch

Touch but don't Taste

Taste but don't Swallow

Swallow but don't Digest


Need I continue,

Epon Agbo, carry go jare until your balls become blue!

But women sha, hmmm, I keep my lips sealed

before iice,jgirl,ima1,omoeko et al tear me apart
NA WA O, I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING BUT I WILL COME BACK TO U LATER ***am coming for u***
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 12:53am On Feb 22, 2007
McDreamy, nice name. Where did you get it from? Grey's anatomy?
As for the carry on thing, you better recognize cheesy

What do guys want us to do? Wear Kaftans?
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by EponAgbo(m): 1:24am On Feb 22, 2007
I blive I spoke d truth given d pasionate responses of my sistas online.

Always known women 2 defend dem selves violently!
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 4:02am On Feb 22, 2007
@OmoEko, am waiting. *shaking in me timbs in anticipation*

@jgirl, u bet, its frm Grey's. U girls should be wearing boubous!

@Ramballs, u know women now *conspiratorial wink*
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 5:36am On Feb 22, 2007
McDreamy:

@OmoEko, am waiting. *shaking in me timbs in anticipation*

don't wait for too long, becos if i start i wouldn't stop. hissing, so ride on my man
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 2:20pm On Feb 22, 2007
Scared or what? shocked
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 8:38pm On Feb 22, 2007
Oh my! I'm in love with your username, profile pic and your siggy @ McDreamy

If women wear boubous, you think our shapes still don't show? (for a lot of us). Why can't men take their eyes off? We control ourselves around fine guys with shirts off.

Answer to Epon Agbo, tell your gender mates to close their eyes on the road if they see a fine girl and imagine fellow rams. A guy that fantasizes raping a ram has serious psychological problems
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 1:15am On Feb 23, 2007
That's kool j-girl! Good to see that you are a United fan! *am blushing*

Heard the song - Can't take my eyes off you? It was bcus of women the guy sing am

So you think you can really control yourself when a dude takes off his shirt?

OK, lets test that - *McDreamy hollers at Tyson Beckford & Usher. Please take off ur shirts guys. SCREAMS heard!!! McDreamy jumps out of his skin. Turns to see j-girl & cohorts screaming their heads off! *
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 1:38am On Feb 23, 2007
lol - possible but at least we don't rape them or imagine ourselves raping them. That's what epon said. That the rate of rape incidence will soon rise cos of what we wear.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 2:41am On Feb 23, 2007
Shuu! J-girl, u never hear about girls raping guys? Dem plenty o! & not only nymphos

FYI, Ramballs was speaking for himself

*how can we chat? are u on YM?*
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by iice(f): 2:44am On Feb 23, 2007
j-girl:

That's what epon said. That the rate of rape incidence will soon rise because of what we wear.

Na so oohh
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 2:52am On Feb 23, 2007
@ McDreamy, sure I'm on YIM, you'll give you you id when we're both online

I've heard of raping guys but girls being raped is more common. If girls are oppressing by what they wear, then boys should start oppressing us - or wait, they've already started because of all those tight ripping shirts they wear but you don't see their own rate rising
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 12:57am On Feb 24, 2007
McDreamy:

Scared or what? shocked
ME SCARE ABEG U KNOW ME WELL AND AM SURE U HAVE READ MY POST.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 3:01am On Feb 24, 2007
Then prove it!

Which one be all this grammar?

angry
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 3:22am On Feb 24, 2007
McDreamy:

Then prove it!

Which one be all this grammar?

angry
i can't reply now becos am too done.
maybe some other time grin grin grin
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by jgirl3: 5:46am On Feb 24, 2007
Omo Eko, you can't allow him feel happy like that now! Abeg - attack him quick!
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by McDreamy: 12:09pm On Feb 24, 2007
j-girl, whose side you dey now?

omo-eko, FYI, when doing battle the most important factor you have is the element of surprise.

You know what, you just lost it.
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed by OmoEko1(f): 6:17pm On Feb 24, 2007
McDreamy:

j-girl, whose side you dey now?

omo-eko, FYI, when doing battle the most important factor you have is the element of surprise.

You know what, you just lost it.
J-girl is on my side

McDreamy i didn't lost ohhh i just decided not to comment to your dumb logic towards women that all. grin grin grin

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