Nightclubs are meant to be fun places, where you go to have a drink, have a good time, meet someone new and probably get lucky. It could however be tough for a guy on a budget. He goes into the club happy but leaves embarrassed, the sad part is that he returns the next friday night hoping he gets a free pass. Well, let's give the kids an idea of the hustle because they don't know what we are talking about.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/10/26/7-things-guys-who-club-would-relate-with/

7. When the bouncer tells you to buy drinks or leave

You step  in the club with your crew feeling all confident and important,  rowdy and all that but after one hour your table is still empty, a huge bouncer comes over and slides the menu towards you, you get the message. The price of coke is written 5k, you know it's time to leave.

6. When the ratio of girls to guys is poor

Your total package is on point, you are single and ready to mingle and you've been in the club for close to two hours and the only girl around is in one corner of the club giving a lap dance to her boyfriend

5. That moment the big boys are popping champagne and all you can do is watch

Everyone will just be dancing peacefully and the music stops so that the men can be separated from the boys, unfortunately you are one of the boys.

4. And your girls leave you for the big boys table

So sad, so so sad.

3. The look that girls give you when you try to dance with them

You sight a beautiful girl on the dance floor with one of her female friends, you decide to make your move, jump in front of her and like a peacock perform your perfectly practiced dance routine. She stops dancing, scans you from head to toe, hisses and turns the other way to continue dancing with her friend.

Okay

okay

2. When it's time to pay and your guys claim they are not with their wallets

The waiter approaches and hands the bill to you being the leader of the pack, you look at your friends, but boys being boys as usual, they try to dodge responsibility.

1. How the girls look outside the club

You step out of the club with your arms around her shoulders, taking one look at her, you wonder if it was the light or the alcohol that confused your sense of judgement.

Number 1 though

Lagboyinibadan:
Number 1 though

you have been there abi

QueenSekxy:
okay

hahahahaha. So Na Okay You Got To Say. Hahahaha. Nairaland girls Can Wicked o am Sure You Relate Well

Wen u no fit wait for Gods tym....

Lol

Some points can be related to at the nairaland get together party.

Countdown to the next get together party

Lagboyinibadan:
Number 1 though

lmao