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| A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:25pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
 If you’ve ever gone for HIV Test before, here are the 13 things you can relate to while waiting for the Result. Go through the list below and have fun! [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]  |
| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:26pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
1. When You Reach The Hospital To Complain  When you reach the hospital to complain of having Malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say “we will be conducting HIV test for you” You are like “Aye mi temi ti bami”.. Am finished [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:29pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
2. Then You Start Counting All The Girls You’ve Nacked In Your Life Then you start counting all the number of ladies you’ve had unprotected sex with and then you start troubleshooting them one after the other. You are like Shaki, Shukurat, Angelina, Kate, Tayeebat, Stella, Seki, Queen, Shade, Maureen … ha mogbe, the lust is countless. Then again, you start troubleshooting them again. Can Shaki be HIV Positive? No, She’s fine na. Maureen dates only me and precise she’s clean to her toe, she no fit get HIV joor and so on… [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url] 1 Share
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:30pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
3. Then They Start Lecturing You Then they start to lecture you on how to live with HIV and the dos and don’ts, then you are like… Wetin Concern una na [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:31pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
4. Then The Person That Did His Own Test Before You Started Crying Then, the person that did his before you start crying after collecting his result… You are like, God abeg help me ooooo! I won’t do shit again my life again if am Negative.. You start to Whine God or give him false promises. [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by DeManNextDoor(m): 1:31pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:32pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
5. Then An Aproko Nurse Walk Up To You & Start Narrating Her Family Story Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet. [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:34pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
6. And Then The Result Is Out Then the nurse announce the result and tell you that you are positive.. Ha! [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
7. Only For Her To Say She Announced The Malaria Result First Only for her to say she announced the malaria result first.. Then you don’t know whether to strangle her or rejoice [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:36pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
8. Now, You’ve Accepted Your Fate You already accepted your fate and waiting for her to read the result… Something must kuku kill a man . [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:38pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
9. Luckily, You Are HIV Negative Then the nurse say “You are HIV negative” you are like…. Oya! Won ba e wi ni bi, Wo! You jumped up and dance mentally.. Ope O! For my life I no go try rubbish again. No condom, no Sex. You promised! [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:39pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
10. On Your Way Home, Then Something Happened Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectíon pill (burantashi) to you…. You are like, What is the Usage? I no dey touch human for my life again. God don help me! [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by Citykings(m): 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
11. 3 Days After, You’ve Moved On Already (Shits Starts Again) 3 days after checking your status, you are still calling Yetunde to comman do… You are like, Yetunde na clean girl na, She no fit get HIV na. The END! You like this? Drop your comments. [url="http://kelechisblog.com.ng"]click for more funny update[/url]
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by chiefolododo(m): 1:46pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
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| Re: A Must Read!! 13 Things You Can Relate To If You’ve Gone For HIV Test Before by ikombe: 2:07pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
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