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The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:41am On Dec 04, 2017 |
How you feel when you enter the neighbourhood with that queen and your niggas start hailing like 'omo, see big fish ooo' 5 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:42am On Dec 04, 2017 |
You enter the living room and then you meet Ur dad who is a retired 'playboy' ...his reaction: 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:45am On Dec 04, 2017 |
You introduce her to dad as your friend and next thing, dad is like 'come greet me our wife' 6 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:48am On Dec 04, 2017 |
When he sees another slay queen u brought home....... That your brother who doesn't know d gimmicks but only brings home ugly girls and SUs 3 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:52am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Mummy Don know say you don bring in another karishika....she rushes out from the kitchen and wasn't surprised.... What she saw as expected 2 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 4:55am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Your queen greets mum standing and shaking her head like d wall gecko: Mum: 4 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Blackhawk01: 5:01am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 5:01am On Dec 04, 2017 |
She balance well for sofa.....she asks if your mum don cook finish.... She no send you or your mum 4 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 5:04am On Dec 04, 2017 |
The whole family finally starts eating and the next thing your slayqueen says is 'lalasticlala, this food too salty' Mum: 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 5:06am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Mum calls you inside her room and starts narrating to you how your dad met her a virgin and all... She even said your chiki must not sleep over in her house You: 4 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 5:12am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Having sharpened your blockos down for 3 days, you having realised your mum won't let you do d 'do' overnight 3 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by daewoorazer(m): 5:13am On Dec 04, 2017 |
When you report the matter to dad Dad: 3 Likes
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Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by PMWSpirit(m): 5:31am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by aDEOetREGE: 5:33am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Hahahah.... |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by philcz(m): 5:42am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Hahahahahaha. |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by canadianprince: 5:54am On Dec 04, 2017 |
I pray my day is filled with the laughter that this thread has blessed me with this morning. 3 Likes |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Olalan(m): 6:17am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Trust typical Nija mothers to object to a typical slay queen if brought to them. Even slay queens pretend at first meetings. |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Someone cannot slay in peace again. |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by IamSINZ(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2017 |
acme6: Slay queen? |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by aDEOetREGE: 9:54am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Olalan: Haaaa... I can relate.... The will rather not sleep and monitor you that night Where is lalasticlala and mynd44 sef..... Make pple laff na.. |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by habsydiamond(m): 10:15am On Dec 04, 2017 |
konji loading All over again be that ooo |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by LordPOSEIDON: 11:20am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Lala is viewing... lets go to the promiseland. 1 Like |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by plessis: 11:33am On Dec 04, 2017 |
The second caption tho |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by stanboy28(m): 12:32pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Lol..funny shit |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Twizzy30(m): 1:53pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
lol funny something |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by thedondada(m): 4:31pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Lalasticlala fp for laughs |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Playz(m): 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by realsammie(m): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
Funny |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Nobody: 8:35pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
Lmao |
Re: The Perks Of Bringing Home A Slay Queen by Jointhemiltons2(m): 8:48pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
Lwkm |
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