apholaryn:
snap your report cards na make we see

Preetiex:
come my house u go see am

apholaryn:
huh! I no do....I dey fear fr my fine face.. bring your results come my house instead.

donnaD:
my step mum was very gud with her curses.she wud tell me to go and warm my dead body when ever i mistakenly forget to warm the soup.or she will call me JERIMAH for going out too much or LIE-NUS MBA for telling lies she will say the lies can wake up a dead person and KEZIAH-ONYEOBIOMA,for sharing my food with friends.Kia that woman made home unbearable but she is a true gem she moulded me into what I am today she did not give up on me.she is the best step mum ever in the whole wide world.

Preetiex:
na u wan cin chumcin so cum see

apholaryn:
I no see chumcin again o..bye

Preetiex:
u must cum see am by force

adadike281:
soon, u will count me as one of d baby mamas and go for another sweet sixteen. oga man ronu fa!

Nope, na you be my Bstop

apholaryn:
gbogbo ara nairaland egbami oooo( all nairalanders please come to my aid)

Preetiex:
am at ur door & i will make u see chumcin tonight.Ko ko ko

sexybbstar:


Lol.. This is funny I never knew you were a yoruba man.

apholaryn:
na by force aunty see chumcin? I say no do again....odaa ejor, no vex.

Preetiex:
i will forgive u cos u are scared.Goodnyt

kendrace:




No don't make me do that

Criis:


Facebook is crap mehn


Illiterates don take over

honourable356:
Words!!!!

donnaD:

what??I don't understand.

GermanMelania:


That's because you don't understand yoruba culture. There's no such thing as a bastard. Only people you have children with. Basically omo ale means child of a lover.

apholaryn:
lol...you too sleep well, was nice joking around with u.

honourable356:
It is an exclamation my dear.. an acknowledgement of the said step mother in question.

In simple term, it means I am impressed with your step mom...!

May God continue to give her greater reasons to glorify him everyday.

donnaD:

big Amen ooo she is truly the best.people don't know she is not our biological mum.thanks sir.

Stellamariss:
library and Information Science

BafanaBafana:
Wait until you hear from Hausa children. Hausa parents can insult and swear for Arewa.
A father can tell his son Ubanka (ur papa)

honourable356:
You are welcome. That is exactly how it should be.

You guys are igbos, right?

NwaChibuzor33:
Those days my mom was more concerned about my sexual life. Asking me stupid questions like whether I get good erections in the morning. That she doesn't want me to be a disappointment to my wife. I no nor wetin concern her. Another jargons she told me was that if she swear for me e go catch me.

As for my dad that one was damn annoying. Nothing ever makes him happy. he always complain and he con carry education matter for head like say na by force to go school. Even after I graduated, I said I wasn;t going for any goddamn NYSC that I wanted to go and hustle. He said if I try it e go disown me. I remember him teaching me how to drive. He just dey shout and complain like say I force am. Even outsiders dey try look wetin dey happen inside moto. TURN RIGHT!! TURN LEFT! MATCH BRAKE!. nonsense. The guy na retired soldier tho so I no blame am.

donnaD:
my step mum was very gud with her curses.she wud tell me to go and warm my dead body when ever i mistakenly forget to warm the soup.or she will call me JERIMAH for going out too much or LIE-NUS MBA for telling lies she will say the lies can wake up a dead person and KEZIAH-ONYEOBIOMA,for sharing my food with friends.Kia that woman made home unbearable but she is a true gem she moulded me into what I am today she did not give up on me.she is the best step mum ever in the whole wide world.