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|I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by NigeriaGIST(m): 11:56pm On Dec 07|
Growing up .I’d always been the ‘shy guy’, the last to voice my opinion on issues, or at times never even voice them.
The only time I summoned courage to pour out my heart was when I met my wife and knew I had to say something, if not I was going to loose her, though I didn’t entirely say it all, she knew what I meant and saved me the ‘stress’.
All the while we dated we were always out at clubs, eateries, movies, we never really ate in, and it never bothered me at that point if my lady could work her fingers in the kitchen or not, because I was just blinded by love.
It was barely two weeks into our marriage that I noticed that my wife isn’t the best of chefs, to say the truth, a bad cook.
I’ve been stylishly lying about having a bad appetite and so I never eat much, I just make sure I eat out before I get home.
But as we clock a year in marriage, it looks like I can’t hold it anymore. That’s where I have troubles; I don’t know how to tell her she is just not a good cook.
How do I let her know this?
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|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Enoma222(m): 12:07am On Dec 08|
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by kennysam91: 12:15am On Dec 08|
Seriously is true u are a bad husband and u don't love her and u are just looking 4 a way 2 send her out; u beta tel her! B4 is 2 late.
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Kufie(m): 12:21am On Dec 08|
Oh this is easy. It's just pretty dangerous even if that solely depends on the type of woman you're married to. I had an ex girlfriend whose cooking was the worst. The day I told her, lol!! Na me finally beg but then she got the message and is possibly doing it right for the man she's with.
It's risky but you gotta do it. Make it easy. Are you a good chef yourself? Yes? Then spend time with her in the kitchen. Assist her. You can playfully tell her to relax and watch you. When she does eventually, be verbal. Point out the corrections she needs to make as you do them (Don't tell her she does it wrong). Just overemphasize on those things as she watches you and try to make a joke as you do it. Trust me, she'll try to do it in your absence.
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Billyonaire: 12:24am On Dec 08|
Do you know how to cook ?
Is there a commandment from nature, that it is only humans of female gender that can cook ?
I believe those two lines of codes have reset your mind for my advise.
Hire a Cook, but if you can not afford a cook, then I am sure you are typing this message from internet. There is a place called Youtube where you can search for 'how to cook videos', there is also a place called google, where you can search for recipes.
Follow the instruction and learn how to cook, but if you want to make it sexy, let your wife wear a sexy top, without undies ofcourse and both of you can spend daily moments in the kitchen and practice cooking together for one month, then come back here and 'sow a seed' to the Universe. Do not forget to plant the seeds of children to come while turning that pot.
Do not allow customs, traditions, business, masculinity etc fool you. You are a human being, you can learn anything even how to cook.
Congrats on your new skills in advance.
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|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by correctguy101(m): 1:30am On Dec 08|
How can anybody not know how to cook?
At least, know how to cook something only you can eat...
I learnt to cook many soups from my mum and sisters being the only son but I improvised and was making what only me can eat. I hate fried sturvs so I boil almost everything I learnt to fry....
Surprisingly, my sisters like it, but they always tell me they can't continue eating such...
Only my tea they don't touch, hehehehehe..... My dear weed tea
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by kendrace(f): 3:00am On Dec 08|
U killed it. ..
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by ibkkk(f): 5:17am On Dec 08|
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by alterego17: 5:57am On Dec 08|
u sabi....im always following ur thread....still await your multi world scientific complex....big ups bro
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Billyonaire: 7:11am On Dec 08|
I tried that weed tea, bro it fermented. Did you say it is one boiling and filtering and throwing away the chaff ? Cos I soaked them in and let it lie. Now just looking at the jar scares the shiit out of me.
Master! Master!! Teach me how to prepare the tea again.
As for the cooking stuff, I hired 2 new cooks and they are beautiful. My wife got into the country and I had to hire 2 new chefs, cos I dont want her messing up her medicure. I do not know why fellow men live their lives based on domestic ego of masculine domination. What ever it takes one must create love in the home and keep the women mesmerizing in love and lust.
Life is sweet when you are a 5D entity living in 3D bodies and seeing through the illusion of the ego.
May our Spirit Guides make our lives easy, because we have bursted the matrix.
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by correctguy101(m): 11:37am On Dec 08|
As for the tea, it can ferment all it wants, just make sure it's warm that's all.
Throw the chaff away, it's no use after the third time boiling it. It will no longer be potent.
The gods be praised you got yourself two brand new chefs. They better start preparing for your demands of food cos you'll eat and eat but you'll still need more.
Spicy foods are always beat then, with enough pepper.
You'll notice the results in just one week. Getting fresher and a bit chubbier
I seriously thought you were not going to try it.... lols...
No fear, it's a fun experience. The feeling you get when the tea is in you... always sex hungry and happy.
Your wife go shock sef...
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Billyonaire: 1:45pm On Dec 08|
My wife needs to be shocked bro, this research has left me losing interest on many fronts, so if this can get me back to my game, then why not, I am still human. I am a researcher for Christ's sake, and I have used my body as a lab rat many times. Sipping this tea will not be close to the experience of being attacked by energy vampires and archons daily.
I will get the tea warmed up for me this evening and I will share my experience on the www.
This is our planet where our physical form experiences reality, so no one can stop me from trying out what ever the Gods created.
I want to understand why cannabis was brought here from the Orion Constellation. I researched on it. And I found out that where ever the Annunakis went in the Universe, they did not forget to go along with marijuana and the seeds. So they were the ones who brought the plant to Earth and tonight, I will try the tea. And share my experience.
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by alterego17: 3:44pm On Dec 08|
awaiting the 5d experience test results Sir
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by mercy0008(f): 3:57pm On Dec 08|
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by mercy0008(f): 4:00pm On Dec 08|
REALLY? I SMOKE WEED OCCASIONALLY AND COOK WITH IT OFTEN, BUT NEVER HAVE I TRIED THE TEA. IS IT JUST WEED OR S.K TOO?
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by mercy0008(f): 4:02pm On Dec 08|
WAITING TO READ YOUR EXPERIENCE. I SHOULD TRY IT AFTER READING YOUR EXPERIENCE .
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by olisehcom(f): 4:02pm On Dec 08|
Your wife should be one of the few people you can express yourself to.......
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Offpoint: 4:10pm On Dec 08|
So there are actually ladies/guys out there who can't cook? seriously?
Dude it's your duty to teach her, and if you can't cook too... Both of you should just go back to your parents and learn.
|Re: I Dont Know How To Tell My Wife This by Billyonaire: 4:19pm On Dec 08|
Will definitely share the experience this evening, I wanna make sure it is that time in the night I can lock myself in my bedroom if it gets me 'high'. No one wants to see a man running Unclad around the estate. LOL
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