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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by MartinsD12(m): 9:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


me that I've graduated from using knife to using bare hands to kill a chicken. just pull the neck with enough strength and it'll pull out and die.
I prefer someone kill it for me and leave the preparation and cooking for me
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by thatsleepboy1: 9:12pm On Dec 24, 2020
MartinsD12:

I prefer someone kill it for me and leave the preparation and cooking for me

I've killed 7 for diff pple alone. so I've booked sure meat tmao as per killer na.
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by maddman: 9:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by realman42: 9:20pm On Dec 24, 2020
Nice write up
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Ckmilly22(m): 9:34pm On Dec 24, 2020
I killed mine at 12
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by DICKstractor: 9:56pm On Dec 24, 2020
What's 2017 post doing here by this time

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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 11:51pm On Dec 24, 2020
Tonygeesm:
Reading this post is the only time I have been extremely happy this year. Thank you who ever that wrote this. I read this post chilling out in Tatiana hotel and suites festac, now they we see me as someone that laugh like mumu

I am glad you feel this way . I am glad I could put a smile on your face

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Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 12:07am On Dec 25, 2020
Tonygeesm:
Reading this post is the only time I have been extremely happy this year. Thank you who ever that wrote this. I read this post chilling out in Tatiana hotel and suites festac, now they we see me as someone that laugh like mumu

Shey make I send my Aza ni Boss ?
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by boss096(m): 6:16am On Dec 25, 2020
ClassCaptain
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by CrownWale93(m): 10:51am On Dec 25, 2020
Is not about omo ajebutter, I do pitied those fowls because of their size(too small for me to handle). I slaughter Ram very well but chicken maybe another world �
purem:
A moment of silence for people that can't kill fowl

Awon omo ajebutter dede
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by rafcrown(m): 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2020
There was a day I killed a chicken and felt bad. I would have released it but it was late.The moment I arrived with the knife ,the chicken started with great reactions and the look on its eyes was so bad.
Re: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by ClassCaptain(m): 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2021
Cc lalasticlala

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