acecarter:
The funniest thing is that: I am in this friend sh!t right now.
so, there is this girl. I really like....

one day she came to my house & stayed late. (don't ask me what we were doing.)
when she got home, she texted me on whatsapp. so one thing led to another & our chat was like.

me: sweetheart I felt like kissing you tonight.

she: me too, but I quickly cleared the thought.

me: why? (feeling hopeful).

she: we are just friends remember?

me: (crying).. hmm...
Do not be a handicap male, that she admitted to wanting to kisss you also means she is sexually attracted to you and wants to experience it. Reminding you that you re just friends does not exactly mean those words, she only wants you to man up and say "common we can be more than jus friends or I better
Date my friend than someone i don't know... play ur game well my guy...she wants you to man up and stop been too submissive ( with your hmmmm)

Hushpuppi:



I have some friends that I actually know their boyfriends but I still get the cookie.. Am a friend in friend zone but I eat the cookie.
Merry Xmas to you from Malaysia.

gregyboy:



Bleep up boy

have this mindset any girl who comes to my house must be fu*ked
then i assure you friendzoned will be a thing of the past


or still yet if u too ugly u could buy spanish fly to perduade her

Obodo999:
I am married and a friend to another lady, who I care for her but I don't have any sexual feeling for her because I see her as a sister. Am I in a friendzone ?

FemiEddy:

I seriously doubt if u hav friendzoned a gal b4, dey don't always care abt money and so on.....dey will want u at all cost! Trust me

Mariinee:
I wasn't hating, just putting you in your place. And I'm allowed to laugh at whatever I find funny, duh!!

SULTANALAUDDIN:


I'd understand, everyone want a piece of fal.

makky555:
Rotfl...

Beht wait oo girls to can be friend zoned... You're only on the guys' side

SULTANALAUDDIN:
IF the ZONE were a course I would be the best graduating student.

I spent almost a decade in the zone one of her boyfriend bought me a gift.

NoFavors:
None beats this. We will never forget the young and brilliant officer below

rayopt:


thats my point. . .
@Op is just on the guy's side. . .but i have seen alot of girls get friendzoned and are doing it for real.

Although, i have to admit that it is kinda dangerous getting a girl friendzoned. . .very dangerous i say

gregyboy:
peeps like me first day i meet a girl collect her number start chatting with her few weeks later start introducing the koko a month later i break it to d gal i want to date her she says no .feelings dies up few days after then i either move on or stay back to try lure her to come to my house and get fuc*ed after many attempt dont work i bullshit her when i get my money i revisit the pussy
life to short to waste on one girl

elvision1:


Cus you were reading the post with someone in mind but when e reach that part, you wonder how you go take cope with that kain guy.

Wait why am I even explaining your dream to you, you be pharoah ?

Flashh:
From friend-zone to slave-zone.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6473003_img9928_jpeg58f9d2a306ba4ddbb2c971110a5a2b28

sonofoluku:


Babe uve added oh...whats d secret?are u expectant?Anyway ,kindly reply my PM.I lost ur number.How is school going?

Purebeerry:
Its getting to 4 years since I frirndzoned this my friend, he is actually the CEO of my friendzone .

arizon101:
Mines worse, am d deftn of all dis guys for diff gals

EmekaBlue:
Atleast his face is on her ass

AreaFada2:

It's hard to friendzone a girl for a long time. Because she might still be "eating" your money and giving the cookie to others. She will not stay in friendzone without some benefits falling to her. No way. So it is a loose-loose situation for a guy. Also remember that girls will be actively "toasted" regularly by others. So she would certainly like one of her toasters a bit to succumb.

If she cannot get her way soon (if she really digs you) she might become your enemy soon or spread rumor about that you are gay.

In any case, even if she fancies you, she would still have a casual bf on the side to meet certain needs: financial, sexual, etc.

FemiEddy:

Damn right, girls own is rare but worst cos dey cant control their emotions like guys

FortifiedCity:

What's this one

rayopt:


thats my point. . .
@Op is just on the guy's side. . .but i have seen alot of girls get friendzoned and are doing it for real.

Although, i have to admit that it is kinda dangerous getting a girl friendzoned. . .very dangerous i say

dollyjoy:
I don't think I know you.......... not with this moniker maybe.

NoFavors:
He was looking away bro lol he dares not look the ass

EmekaBlue:
lmao. But he can feel d softness of d ass

NoFavors:
Bros, he can't feel no shït under duress

EmekaBlue:
but u can see he is smiling. Maybe he is satisfied with that ass feel on his cheek