Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,033 members, 7,818,047 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 06:02 AM

If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand (4362 Views)

Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? / My Preek No Dey Give Me Full Current Again. / I Sent A Girl My Picture And She Said "I look Like A Gee Boy" (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 9:14am On Jan 04, 2018
Although have never had sex before but whenever I watched porn movie I use to get erection, so I met this girl at PH some days ago and I told her that I want to have sex with her so she promised me later, last night when she came around she said she's ready and we get on it, I tried to make my preek stand but e no gree stand so I manage the little erection to insert her but after some minutes (if up to) I noticed sperm dey kom so I removed it and put it away, but afterwards no erection again and she was waiting for me, aswear I don fvck up, as in ehn I was ashame of myself, since yesterday nw have been avoiding her.... Shey I no complete as a man ni? Coz I don't really understand what is wrong with me sef. I failed woefully sexually

5 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by hanassholesolo: 9:16am On Jan 04, 2018
...and this is your brain on Porn.

2 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by negz1(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2018
ya too addicted to porn.. it has bleeped ya mind up. Stay away from porn

7 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by taylor88(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2018
Lol
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by falconey(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2018
I don't belong here
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by taylor88(m): 9:17am On Jan 04, 2018
negz1:
ya too addicted to porn.. it has bleeped ya mind up. Stay away from porn

Why blame everything on porn

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by dyadeleye(m): 9:19am On Jan 04, 2018
Bro, you need to stop masturbation, it's affecting your sex life already. And reduce your sugar intake too.
Next time, try to relax and take your time.
Between, gimme the gal's number lemme help you to apologize.

11 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by negz1(m): 9:20am On Jan 04, 2018
taylor88:

Why blame everything on porn


he sed he only has erection wen watching porn ni

2 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:23am On Jan 04, 2018
Okay!! angry

Meanwhile, if you are a story lover, you can check out this completed story

Campus Dilemma (The Evil That Students Commit)
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Kenzico(m): 9:31am On Jan 04, 2018
Go n Check yourself in a hospital bro!

Ur preek might be manually unstable
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 9:31am On Jan 04, 2018
negz1:
ya too addicted to porn.. it has bleeped ya mind up. Stay away from porn

Bros I get erection if I luk at big nyansh 4 too long sef not porn alone but the issue is have never done it b4, it my first time tho
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by negz1(m): 9:35am On Jan 04, 2018
AFONJAboiy:


Bros I get erection if I luk at big nyansh 4 too long sef not porn alone but the issue is have never done it b4, it my first time tho
... Na y ur dick suppose even strong pass.... hmm maybe na too much sugar intake
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Donpresh95(m): 10:00am On Jan 04, 2018
2 things. It is either you masturbate or You were scared
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by wingmanII: 10:22am On Jan 04, 2018
Performance anxiety. You will be fine when next you do it. I advise you wait until you are married.

4 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 04, 2018
dyadeleye:
Bro, you need to stop masturbation, it's affecting your sex life already. And reduce your sugar intake too.
Next time, try to relax and take your time.
Between, gimme the gal's number lemme help you to apologize.
how are we sure say the girl in question no uglycheesy.no go enter gbese dis guycheesy

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nobody: 10:30am On Jan 04, 2018
Apart from watching porn and masturbating, another problem you have is jedijedi. Go and treat yourself... grin
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by dyadeleye(m): 11:20am On Jan 04, 2018
lefulefu:
how are we sure say the girl in question no uglycheesy.no go enter gbese dis guycheesy

Bruh na ugly girl dey loyal pass and Dem sabi fvck
Better shape sef na bonus
Between, nobody is ugly bruh

3 Likes

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by SIaye: 11:22am On Jan 04, 2018
Mehn you don too masturbate and watch porn. Your brain now only knows Mia Khalifa and no one else grin grin grin choi

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by glorex(m): 11:58am On Jan 04, 2018
Too much sugar in the body causes weak erection. Just try to reduce the level of sugar intake

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by arki(m): 12:05pm On Jan 04, 2018
stop msstubating, it is ruining ur sexual life. it also happened to me, I had to see a medical person, he told me to quite masturbation, he prescribed some drugs which I took and was Fyn

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 12:25pm On Jan 04, 2018
arki:
stop msstubating, it is ruining ur sexual life. it also happened to me, I had to see a medical person, he told me to quite masturbation, he prescribed some drugs which I took and was Fyn

Plz can u share d name of d drugs?
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Millz404(m): 12:52pm On Jan 04, 2018
AFONJAboiy:
Although have never had sex before but whenever I watched porn movie I use to get erection, so I met this girl at PH some days ago and I told her that I want to have sex with her so she promised me later, last night when she came around she said she's ready and we get on it, I tried to make my preek stand but e no gree stand so I manage the little erection to insert her but after some minutes (if up to) I noticed sperm dey kom so I removed it and put it away, but afterwards no erection again and she was waiting for me, aswear I don fvck up, as in ehn I was ashame of myself, since yesterday nw have been avoiding her.... Shey I no complete as a man ni? Coz I don't really understand what is wrong with me sef. I failed woefully sexually

You are suffering from PIED
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by MetroBaba1(m): 1:10pm On Jan 04, 2018
flaws:

what drugs?

AFONJAboiy:


Plz can u share d name of d drugs?

OK, Here We Go

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Villager780: 1:13pm On Jan 04, 2018
quit Porn & masturbation,simple

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 2:03pm On Jan 04, 2018
Millz404:


You are suffering from PIED

Sorry what's "PIED"?
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 2:05pm On Jan 04, 2018
MetroBaba1:




OK, Here We Go

This is a serious issue na

Stop been a kid
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nicklaus619(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2018
negz1:
ya too addicted to porn.. it has bleeped ya mind up. Stay away from porn

Take this advice to the bank and save it. That's all u need to do

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2018
You are still 14 try again 4 years later
Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by KevinDein: 2:58pm On Jan 04, 2018
History :
Gets erection when watching porn. Gets erection when he stares at random sexy, big asseddd lady. But can't get erection when the real deal is presented to him on a platter.

Likely cause :
Performance anxiety; nothing serious.

Overcome it by:
Practicing relaxation techniques, like deep breaths, before action. Opening up to a potential mate should help.

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by Liamm(m): 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2018
Donpresh95:
2 things. It is either you masturbate or You were scared
people underestimate the latter. But it's true.

1 Like

Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by jokolo282(m): 3:27pm On Jan 04, 2018
mumu so you entered a lady without even using Condom, na std or HIV deh call u sha. rubbish

(1) (2) (Reply)

Femdom, Bdsm, Pegging / Virginity Is The Best Gift U Can Get From Any Woman. / My Sister And Her Boyfriend Just Got Engaged, Help Me Wish Them Well(pics)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.