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Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by LifeDrama: 9:58am On Jan 30, 2018 |
A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS. According to the post on Facebook, he was busted by his girlfriend when about to do the dirty with another woman and decided to pretend that his 'mate' was a sex doll to get away with it. The girlfriend is understandably angry, and starts shouting: "What the Bleep is going on here? Who the Bleep is this?" The guy responds: "It's a fucking sex doll" He goes the full way, too, even producing a receipt that he claims proves his purchase of the sex doll. The other woman, for her part, is committed to the role, standing on the stairs frozen. The guy's girlfriend is not having it though, and starts to push her. The half-naked woman even attempts to ask her to stop in a robot voice, but she can only go so far and snaps before starting to gather her things to leave. Even this isn't enough to get the unfaithful guy to drop his act. In fact, he doubles down, saying: "I've got a receipt. It is malfunctioning. I don't know why she is moving. It comes with reflexes" You've got to hand it to him, he is trying his very best to sell it. It's probably for the best if this turns out to be fake. It doesn't exactly paint human intelligence in the best light, does it? There are some bits of friendly advice to take from this. In all relationships, honestly is the best policy. If you lie and then lie again to cover the first lie eventually you'll be caught out. The human mind isn't smart enough to keep track of all of the possible strands of lies and the directions that they can take. The second piece of advice that you need to bear in mind is that if you're going to lie, make it believable for God's sake. Things that sound ridiculous usually are. The third and final piece of advice, if you forgot to follow the other two, is that if you're caught red handed, just own up. It'll be over quicker if you come clean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9KqPxGFqaU&feature=youtu.be Source: https://mandynews.com/2018/01/30/woman-caught-cheating-pretends-shes-a-sex-doll/ 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Burgerlomo: 10:01am On Jan 30, 2018 |
53 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by 12submarine(m): 10:03am On Jan 30, 2018 |
That is just what most of them are, sex machines. That is why they are being threatened by inanimate sex dolls. 125 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by mikejj(m): 10:04am On Jan 30, 2018 |
sex doll are oyibo girls.light skin.she forgot 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by jonaifame22(m): 10:06am On Jan 30, 2018 |
u Neva chichunchin 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Slaye: 10:35am On Jan 30, 2018 |
Lwkmd o the guy be like "i dunno why this modafuckin sex doll walking on her own, I got the mfukin receipt" Hahahah 231 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by xest(m): 10:35am On Jan 30, 2018 |
. So funny 5 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by konkonbilo(m): 11:12am On Jan 30, 2018 |
Lmao..... If nah me be the girl friend, I go just plug pressing iron make e hot wella, I go see whether she go still de pose as sexdoll. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 30, 2018 |
I cant believe this is not acting o 50 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by condralbedez: 11:22am On Jan 30, 2018 |
Sex doll everywhere.... |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by uboma(m): 11:45am On Jan 30, 2018 |
very funny 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Nobody: 11:52am On Jan 30, 2018 |
Stupidity Can Be Funny 3 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Partnerbiz(f): 12:08pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
sex dolls indeed 1 Like |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by WinkWrld: 12:29pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Hahahahahah |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by iamleumas: 1:34pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Lalasticlala I'm outta this earth planet! 60 Likes
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Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Benjom(m): 2:02pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by jazinogold(m): 2:44pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
THE REAL SEX DOLL WILL SUE HER FOR IMPERSONATION 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by MorataFC: 2:45pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
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Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by ObaKlaz: 2:45pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Hahahahaha. No dear, sex dolls don't cheat. 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Nice movie. I will like to meet the screenwriter who produced this. 8 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Jaytecq(m): 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
lol... naija dry skit |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by wonder233: 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
its a comedy skit 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Psalm18: 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Surely this is a skit Madam kpom downwards, however is as real as the alphabets 8 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Godsonkemz(m): 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Hmmm... This guy must have Lai Mohammed blood running in his body. 1 Like |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
everyone just wan trend, fake ass shit 5 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by salbis(m): 2:47pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
who is the sex doll? |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by dayleke: 2:48pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Iro nla.... Na skit... |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by osazsky(m): 2:48pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
so u mean I can get Dis one for life for less than 150 thousand wow nice |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by just2endowed: 2:49pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by free2ryhme: 2:50pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
LifeDrama: it is a skit oooo and it is all over instagram 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Troublemaker007(m): 2:50pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
konkonbilo: 5 Likes
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