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7 Reasons You Should Offend Women by Blaha(f): 10:26am On Feb 06, 2018
Source: https://learnvercity.com/3129/7-reasons-offend-women/

Below are 7 reasons you should always cause misunderstanding with a woman. If you don't do it, she will do it and will end up seeing your gentle nature as weakness (a weakling).

7. LOVE

Women love troublemakers. When you offend a woman, she will be angry with you, but when the storm is over and the two of you reconcile, the love will be stronger. #LEGENDARY FACT!

6. SEX

Being a troublesome boyfriend or husband keeps women on their toes. When you have the GMC game and become a troublemaker, women will always be scared to offend you, but you won't. When the two of you fight and after some days of not talking with each other, the day you'll reconcile, the sex will be more exhilarating and filled with anticipation. #LEGENDARY FACT!

5. BOND

Offending a woman like a GMC is one of the keys to making her bond with you. When the drama is over and you talk about your life together, she will be happy. Women want commitment, but most men want sex and if the sex is amazing and she has a good-bad girl character, then he will think of commitment. Sex means a lot to men while bond and commitment mean a lot to women. #LEGENDARY FACT!

4. UNAVAILABILITY

When you offend a woman, it gives the impression of having better options. This will make you appear hard to get. Women love what is hard to get. People cherish what is about to slip away from them, unattainable, or something unavailable more than what is readily available at all time. This is why fuel has more value when it's scarce. #LEGENDARY FACT!

3. LONGEVITY

When you're a naughty bad guy and a troublemaker, a woman will be engrossed with the drama you bring to the table. This will make the relationship last longer as long as you posses some GMC-like qualities that most women love and can do anything for. #LEGENDARY FACT!

2. PRAYER

If you master the art of troublemaking towards your SO and you're a good-bad guy with a bright future, she will keep praying for you to change and become a good man, but won't know it's all a game to keep the relationship hot and vibrant. You're already a good man, but exhibiting the good-bad side of you because good-bad side is a billion times better than good-good side. #LEGENDARY FACT!

1. RESPECT

At the hit of the drama, she will disrespect you, cuss you and all. When the drama is over, bring her to your chest, pamper her, and watch her respect for you elevate. Everyone will respect each other and their boundaries as the love and respect grow stronger.

After some months, the love and respect will begin to reduce, then cause another trouble again. As you do this, years will elapse and she won't know why she's addicted to you.

Nonviolent trouble is the fuel of a relationship. Money and communication are the flames of the fuel and God is the fuel tank. It's fun if you master the art of trouble making in a relationship. #LEGENDARY FACT!

Women are addicted to relationship dramas. Any relationship without drama is boring despite how perfect it may seem. Women can't do without suspense, mystery, challenge, unpredictability, naughtiness, sex, and drama.

These things boil their energies and they help in keeping the fire of the relationship or marriage burning forever. Any man who doesn't know how to press these buttons may have a woman who will cheat on him if she accidentally meets a man who can even if the husband or boyfriend is a perfect man in every other aspects of life.

Offending a woman causes negative energy, but after some days, weeks, or months, this energy can be neutralized with humor and playfulness to positive emotions.

When this happens, you, as the man, will reap the fruit of your fearlessness in offending her. If you have a big ego and you're not humorous, this will have the opposite effect.

So, before you offend a woman (in a good way), make sure you have a sense of humor, you know how to smile, and how to laugh at yourself for fun.

Make sure you're lighthearted and open-minded, else, you may end up being enemies. Most women have huge egos and if you let your ego come in-between, then the two of you will be too arrogant to re-initiate a conversation after the drama is over. No one wants to look cheap and everyone is protecting their self-esteem.

The above are the reasons you should offend women, but don't hurt them badly. Be gentle, but fearless. Be a good-bad guy, not a nice guy and watch them become addicted to you. It's easy. It's fun. It's powerful.

This is why we always say, "Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent."

Note: If you don't start looking for her trouble, she'll start it before you and you'll end up asking, "Why is my woman behaving strangely since...?" like a clueless nice guy.

It's better if she's the one asking herself, "Why is my man behaving strangely? God, please, change him?"


Source: https://learnvercity.com/3129/7-reasons-offend-women/

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Re: 7 Reasons You Should Offend Women by DaudaAbu(m): 6:46am On Feb 13, 2018
8nice weiye up




i guess no one saw it...

U are fine
Re: 7 Reasons You Should Offend Women by OgahBohz: 7:48am On Feb 13, 2018
only works when its not a distance relationship .. if you try this on phone with a distant partner ...OYO! ....

nice one though !

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Re: 7 Reasons You Should Offend Women by AlphaMogul: 5:20am On Oct 12, 2022
Blaha:
Source: https://learnvercity.com/3129/7-reasons-offend-women/

Below are 7 reasons you should always cause misunderstanding with a woman. If you don't do it, she will do it and will end up seeing your gentle nature as weakness (a weakling).

7. LOVE

Women love troublemakers. When you offend a woman, she will be angry with you, but when the storm is over and the two of you reconcile, the love will be stronger. #LEGENDARY FACT!

6. SEX

Being a troublesome boyfriend or husband keeps women on their toes. When you have the GMC game and become a troublemaker, women will always be scared to offend you, but you won't. When the two of you fight and after some days of not talking with each other, the day you'll reconcile, the sex will be more exhilarating and filled with anticipation. #LEGENDARY FACT!

5. BOND

Offending a woman like a GMC is one of the keys to making her bond with you. When the drama is over and you talk about your life together, she will be happy. Women want commitment, but most men want sex and if the sex is amazing and she has a good-bad girl character, then he will think of commitment. Sex means a lot to men while bond and commitment mean a lot to women. #LEGENDARY FACT!

4. UNAVAILABILITY

When you offend a woman, it gives the impression of having better options. This will make you appear hard to get. Women love what is hard to get. People cherish what is about to slip away from them, unattainable, or something unavailable more than what is readily available at all time. This is why fuel has more value when it's scarce. #LEGENDARY FACT!

3. LONGEVITY

When you're a naughty bad guy and a troublemaker, a woman will be engrossed with the drama you bring to the table. This will make the relationship last longer as long as you posses some GMC-like qualities that most women love and can do anything for. #LEGENDARY FACT!

2. PRAYER

If you master the art of troublemaking towards your SO and you're a good-bad guy with a bright future, she will keep praying for you to change and become a good man, but won't know it's all a game to keep the relationship hot and vibrant. You're already a good man, but exhibiting the good-bad side of you because good-bad side is a billion times better than good-good side. #LEGENDARY FACT!

1. RESPECT

At the hit of the drama, she will disrespect you, cuss you and all. When the drama is over, bring her to your chest, pamper her, and watch her respect for you elevate. Everyone will respect each other and their boundaries as the love and respect grow stronger.

After some months, the love and respect will begin to reduce, then cause another trouble again. As you do this, years will elapse and she won't know why she's addicted to you.

Nonviolent trouble is the fuel of a relationship. Money and communication are the flames of the fuel and God is the fuel tank. It's fun if you master the art of trouble making in a relationship. #LEGENDARY FACT!

Women are addicted to relationship dramas. Any relationship without drama is boring despite how perfect it may seem. Women can't do without suspense, mystery, challenge, unpredictability, naughtiness, sex, and drama.

These things boil their energies and they help in keeping the fire of the relationship or marriage burning forever. Any man who doesn't know how to press these buttons may have a woman who will cheat on him if she accidentally meets a man who can even if the husband or boyfriend is a perfect man in every other aspects of life.

Offending a woman causes negative energy, but after some days, weeks, or months, this energy can be neutralized with humor and playfulness to positive emotions.

When this happens, you, as the man, will reap the fruit of your fearlessness in offending her. If you have a big ego and you're not humorous, this will have the opposite effect.

So, before you offend a woman (in a good way), make sure you have a sense of humor, you know how to smile, and how to laugh at yourself for fun.

Make sure you're lighthearted and open-minded, else, you may end up being enemies. Most women have huge egos and if you let your ego come in-between, then the two of you will be too arrogant to re-initiate a conversation after the drama is over. No one wants to look cheap and everyone is protecting their self-esteem.

The above are the reasons you should offend women, but don't hurt them badly. Be gentle, but fearless. Be a good-bad guy, not a nice guy and watch them become addicted to you. It's easy. It's fun. It's powerful.

This is why we always say, "Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent."

Note: If you don't start looking for her trouble, she'll start it before you and you'll end up asking, "Why is my woman behaving strangely since...?" like a clueless nice guy.

It's better if she's the one asking herself, "Why is my man behaving strangely? God, please, change him?"


Source: https://learnvercity.com/3129/7-reasons-offend-women/

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