As shared by the Media Aide of Gov Fayose:





The management of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, is yet to come to terms with an explanation by an official in the Makurdi, Benue office of the Board that proceeds from the sale of admission scratch cards in the state, totaling N36million have been swallowed from the cash vault by a mystery snake that comes in the night.



The mystery snake was said to have sneaked into the account office of the Board in Makurdi and made away with the N36 million cash a number of times. JAMB candidates hitherto purchased scratch cards from JAMB state offices and other designated centers, to gain access to the Board’s website for either registration or to check their admission status.


http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/mystery-snake-swallows-n36-million-cash.html

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Snake swallows N36m?!!

What kinda nonsense is this?!!

Naso bubu dull reach?

I suspects Lala sef!!

ok is it not Zoo again?.

newyorks:
ok is not Zoo again?.

still a zoo nation, is snake not an animal too. Jezz this country is filled with poo, please admin no move this to front page. Highly embarrassing story for a country like Nigeria

I finally agree that Nigeria is a shithole




When did money become snake food.

Nothing wey I never see for this my Makurdi.

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∆ Snake. The country is full of snakes now... So this is not new.

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Where is the snake?!

Operation python swallow

You mean humanly snake? very possible!

Lalasticlala will give a better explanation how the snake managed to swallow 36million.

Cows, Snakes, Phythons, etc are ruling the shithole yet citizens get angry when they're called a zoo.


ZOOgeria

hahahahhahahahhahaa This country got jokes.

if u dnt want to shine ur teeth outside some useless. people will force u to laugh to the extent dat passers-by go think one don kolo upstairs.MAGU,BURATAI and LALASTICLALA must produce the snake.

SaiBaba

NaijaMutant:
I finally agree that Nigeria is a shithole




When did money become snake food.

What took you so long

Who no like money? If you are making (read: swallowing) some this year, then you're on a very long thing. Don't be idle, find something, anything to sell to Nigerians across the country. See link below and in my signature for further details.

Naija we hail thee.

he that curses Nigeria is indirectly cursing himself/herself. They are talking about an event, some people are saying Nigeria is a Shithole. Don't bite the fingers that feeds you.
Don't expect to reap from the land you curse. It is those who love the nation that eats the good of the nation

The beginning of another government comedy.

Someone stole cool cash and came up with a stupid story that may just work

Hahahahahaha

That snake no be ordinary snake again o. I sure say One fulani herdsman go don do hausa juju change to snake. Buhari hand dey inside.

I am not surprised at ol!....because a mystery goat once swallowed N15 billion bail out fund in Ekiti!

surely snake and swallow are figurative .