*7 ways of breaking up with your � (lover) before Valentine....*

*1.* 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

*2.* You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!

*3.* I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!

*4.* I told u I love my food when it's hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!

*5.* I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!

*6.* I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother of � BEE. No respect, pack your bags. its over

*7.* You are sweeping my house with a broom
when u know am a PDP member, its over.....pack your load and go to Buhari!!!!
*Happy VAL in advance.*