While Nigerians are looking for ways to stop animals such as snakes and monkeys from swallowing millions of Naira, a retired police officer is on a 'manhunt for the animal that swallowed his housing entitlement'. According to the former policeman, Salisu M. Dansarai, five years after leaving the Nigerian police force - he is yet to receive his housing refund.

Below is what he shared on his Facebook page;

Now that animals have started swallowing money, I'm afraid whether the Elephant on the Nigeria Police logo has swallowed my NHF housing refund. Because, five years after retirement, four years after applying, nothing happened.

Or is it the fault the Federal Mortgage Bank?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/retired-police-officer-cries-out-over-housing-money-5-years-after-retirement.html

I won't be surprised if animals have decided to concentrate more on swallowing money in Nigeria, the country herself has been term a ZOO. From snake to Monkey then to Elephant, soonest it will be crocodile.

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY NIGERIA ARMY HAD CROCODILE AND PYTHON DANCES TO FIGHT CRIME IN NIGERIA IN THE SOUTH - EAST AND IN LAGOS.

If you know your N150million is lost, contact me. I just rescued that amount from a lion that was swallowing the large money in Abuja

Was Nnamdi Kanu right by calling Nigeria a zoo

It's karma that's dealing with him.
I hope he never gets paid.
Wicked police soul.

That is how the eagle in NFF will swallow the boys bonuses during the 2018 world cup...

2018... Year of the animals

I don't seem to understand how Nigerians find these funny, this constant display of stupidity, making a mockery of ourselves to the world. First it was rats then came the snake later the monkey and now a supposed elephant.

Which animal can swallow me president

lol...and an elephant never forgets

I think this stunt is becoming annoyingly dumb

Nigeria is finally a zoo I guess

we are a laughing stock, sometimes you just wonder...

Shame.

Nigerians can overflog dumb issues, especially when it comes to making light of something that ought to be taken seriously.
Seem like we are so eager to latch on to something to make a caricature of, while ignoring the serious undertone of such matters.

Perhaps its a mechanism to cope with deep seated frustrations and disgust with our sociopolitical situation..? Whatever be the case, it doesn't help us much. Politicians would only use it to their advantage, by making ridiculous excuses or comments once they goof up, knowing the populace would just take it up from there, and forget the real issues.

h

chai... Everything na joke for Nigeria?
Those who started this joke are living Fat and enjoying air-conditioned rooms and offices while those who are mostly affected by these looting who should cry out in protests and seriousness will of course laugh it over and forget it.
If the EFCC decides to investigate, this same people who are majorly affected will cry politics..
at the end.. the Citizenry keeps on shooting itself in the leg while the Elites enjoy

oh my God! It seems there's a Carmel on Cway insurance company logo... oh no! time to go collect my money back....



Welcome to ZOOgeria
Welcome to Shîthôle
Welcome Madhouse of Comedy
and Finally.....Welcome to Nigeria

Let me Goan put Kolanuts around Zenith bank now... I don wan to hear that another snake did anything....

year of animals

Anybody that says Nigeria is not a ZOO needs prayers right now.

Welcome to Nigeria .. Where animals manage funds

3 wraps or Amala N300
3 Liver N150
4 Kpomo N200
3 shaki N150
Total - N800 �

The Mouthgasm I just had is Heavenly �
Iya Amala over KFC Anyday! Anytime!

WHEN WILL THIS NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGH END

I'm just coming from firstbank
now..i went to drop bitterkola
around it, i don't to hear stories
that touches the heart with my
#2700..

It's truly a pity that this country has become the subject of useless jokes and a laughing stock among other nations.
Well, we have a cow as president

When you were swallowing 50 naira from check point during your hey days you didn't know thatthe Elephant on your badge was just looking you one kind one kind nd learning

Zoogeria representing