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| I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 9:17am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Hello everyone, I am so much in pain and regret at the moment. My girlfriend of two weeks confessed in church to be a destiny stealer. I met her two weeks ago and from then till now, we have had sex over a hundred times. But the issue is that she confessed at church on Sunday that for every time a man or guy lays with her, 10% of his destiny will be taken. So approximately, I still owe her destiny in my afterlife. Pls everyone I need your help. Pls if you know where destinies are been kept or sold, help a brother. I recognize mine. Its the brightest out of all and biggest. Pls help save a soul... Lalasticlala help me *cries in ekun egbere*  8 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by opomulero101(m): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2018 |
i dey see DANGER,
wahala dey. |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by MhizzAJ(f): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2018 |
You are completely finished No amount of prayers can save you   4 Likes |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by josh123(m): 9:31am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha i laugh in chinese,just know she has used ur destiny to clean yanch |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by XhosaNostra(f): 9:33am On Mar 20, 2018 |
You met 2 weeks ago & you've already had sex a whopping 100 times? Seems unbelievable. Who was counting, Mr Jackrabbit? 12 Likes
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by SpyAC(m): 9:40am On Mar 20, 2018 |
The jnr in-between ur legs will never rest, kip on exploring good luck man |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by mikky4764(f): 9:44am On Mar 20, 2018 |
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by lenghtinny(m): 9:47am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Report her to the nearest police station. Make sure you sue her so she can at least give you 2-5 million naira compensation from your stolen destiny. That will be fair enough. 1 Like |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 20, 2018 |
 ☣ ☠ ∆ Each time 10% of destiny. Slept over a 100times 10x100= 1000% That's even more than your destiny. You're an empty shell then. ∆ ☣ ☠ 3 Likes |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Shugarlord213: 10:56am On Mar 20, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: Madam it is nothing new. We know your mileage. 765,000,000 without end NEXT!!! |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 11:10am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Shugarlord213:
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by PSTEMMA1960(m): 11:55am On Mar 20, 2018 |
doctorkush:many people out there are destiny destroyers, including guys also.. stop sleeping with her and visit any prayer church for a serious deliverance.... |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by XhosaNostra(f): 11:58am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Shugarlord213: And that's your retort?  Next indeed. |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by pu7pl3(m): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Oyindidi(f): 12:17pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Mtcheeeeeew |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by punisha: 1:29pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
2weeks and u have knacked 100 times... Person like u need destiny? 2 Likes |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by bro4u: 1:34pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Since she's a destiny stealer, go file a complaint in the 'Destiny Unit' of the Nigerian Police. 4 Likes |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Martinez19(m): 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
At your age, you still indulge in magical thinking. Shame on you. How does inserting penis in someone's vagina take your destiny? 3 Likes
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
punisha: Martinez19:
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Martinez19(m): 3:14pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
[quote author=doctorkush post=66000545][/quote] truth is if std is involved or you have been having it too much, then there is trouble. If you are talking about witchcraft and luck, then that's rubbish. |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Oyindidi:what is wrong wit your lips ....  |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Oyindidi(f): 5:07pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
doctorkush:Looking sweet |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Oyindidi:you donminit
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| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by roarik(f): 7:15pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
| this one weak me o..lmao |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by habsydiamond(m): 8:52pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
U must be a IndecentStar to have fvck her 100times in the space of two weeks....if say Na true concerning the destiny....bro sorry to say this ooo...u no fit get any again oooo.... |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Stevengerd(m): 8:52pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Martinez19:The Thing tire me ooo.. everything is spiritual nw |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by egworlordor(m): 10:09pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Na lie you de lie! When u mean sex 100 times do you mean 100 thrusts... am sure u mean 100 thrusts... weak man like you |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by swiz123(m): 10:14pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
I'd advice you to forget about your destiny.Heck! You should thank her for stealing it. I foresee that you will be lynched to death by an angry mob for stealing sanitary pads for her. Thank your God, cos she just stole such fate from you |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
This guy is very funny abeg.
Your plan worked bro, cause I laughed and I'm still laughing while typing. 1 Like |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 6:35am On Mar 21, 2018 |
egworlordor:i actually have a high libido and can fuucck for a whole three minutes non stop... |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Bibi294(f): 2:59am On Jul 02, 2018 |
doctorkush: Three minutes or three hours |
| Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 3:05am On Jul 02, 2018 |
Someone please help this guy with rat poison. |
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