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Martin0:

hahahahah come I don't wanna laugh this morning oo
**drinks cold fanta ** aaaahhh

So when I'm I coming to your place

Thegeneralqueen:
So when I'm I coming to your place

eh OK I don hear all u have said today

Thegeneralqueen:
You're always running away why

I don't want to be disvirgined, my mummy said to me not to talk with ladies and whenever they call me k should reply "greetings and run "

Martin0:

eh OK I don hear all u have said today

Ok

Thegeneralqueen:
Ok

u eh

Thegeneralqueen:
So when I'm I coming to your place

You are free to come anytime dearie

Blackfreedom:




You are free to come anytime dearie

Show your face

Thegeneralqueen:
Show your face

If u wan see my face, Try kom mah house, i go show you my face in d ozzar room

Blackfreedom:



If u wan see my face, Try kom mah house, i go show you my face in d ozzar room

Yes that face wey you dey make anytime you won when your eyes go dey roll and your mouth go come straight you go begin jerk like epileptic patient



please I'm having headache biko this is not my hand writing

Marriage is so....

A single guy giving marriage advice. Rubbish

Thegeneralqueen:
Yes that face wey you dey make anytime you won when your eyes go dey roll and your mouth go come straight you go begin jerk like epileptic patient



please I'm having headache biko this is not my hand writing

Chaii

I promise to give u hea.d, Na dat time u go see ur own madness in 3D


Mosquito bike you for breast ?

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Martin0:
THE BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE EVER!!




Choose to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling.


Always answer the phone when your husband/wife is calling and when possible, try to keep your phone off when you’re together with your spouse.


Make time together a priority. Budget for a consistent date night. Time is the “currency of relationships” so consistently invest time into your marriage.




Surround yourself with friends who will strengthen your marriage and remove yourself from people who may tempt you to compromise your character.


Make laughter the soundtrack of your marriage. Share moments of joy, and even in the hard times, find reasons to laugh.


In every argument, remember that there won’t be a “winner” and a “loser.” You are partners in everything so you’ll either win together or lose together. Work together to find a solution.




Remember that a strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It’s usually a husband and wife taking turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak.Prioritize what happens in the bedroom. It takes more than sex to build a strong marriage, but it’s nearly impossible to build a strong marriage without it!


Remember that marriage isn’t 50-50, divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It’s not splitting everything in half, but both partners giving everything they’ve got!


Give your best to each other, not your leftovers after you’ve given your best to everyone else.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone else’s. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Don’t put your marriage on hold while you’re raising your kids or else you’ll end up with an empty nest and an empty marriage.


Never keep secrets from each other. Secrecy is the enemy of intimacy.


Never lie to each other. Lies break trust and trust is the foundation of a strong marriage.


When you’ve made a mistake, admit it and humbly seek forgiveness. You should be quick to say, “I was wrong. I’m sorry. Please forgive me.”




When your husband/wife breaks your trust, give them your forgiveness instantly which will promote healing and create the opportunity for trust to be rebuilt. You should be quick to say, “I love you. I forgive you. Let’s move forward.”


Be patient with each other. Your spouse is always more important that your schedule.


Model the kind of marriage that will make your sons want to grow up to be good husbands and your daughters want to grow up to be good wives.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone Else. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Never talk badly about your spouse to other people or vent about them online. Protect your spouse at all times and in all places.


Always wear your wedding ring. It will remind you that you’re always connected to your spouse and it will remind the rest of the world that you’re off limits!


Connect into a community of faith. A good church can make a world of difference in your marriage and family.


Pray together. Every marriage is stronger with God in the middle of it.


When you have to choose between saying nothing or saying something mean to your spouse, say nothing every time!


Never consider divorce as an option. Remember that a “perfect marriage” is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

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This will only be valid if it comes from a Married person. For now we'll just take this as your usual attention seeking habit

Blackfreedom:




Chaii

I promise to give u hea.d, Na dat time u go see ur own madness in 3D


Mosquito bike you for breast ?

Give me head ke you reach to make me mad you're not man enough I don already finish you

Thegeneralqueen:



Give me head ke you reach to make me mad you're not man enough I don already finish you

Iffa hear, Dat kin lingua wey i go give Eeeeehhhnnnn, U go shout in North Korea language

People wey don try me dey give testimony for church

Blackfreedom:



Iffa hear, Dat kin lingua wey i go give Eeeeehhhnnnn, U go shout in North Korea language

People wey don try me dey give testimony for church

North Korea ko South Korea ni I go remind you of this talk when you go begin shout queen queen queen please please please wait wait wait take my ATM card here is the pin I'm all yours queen please wait wait ahhhhhh ayeeeee oooo ayele ibosiooooooo

UDUJ:
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This will only be valid if it comes from a Married person. For now we'll just take this as your usual attention seeking habit

this is clearly the reason people from valdosta and Albany are more respected and treated right...

Thegeneralqueen:
North Korea ko South Korea ni I go remind you of this talk when you go begin shout queen queen queen please please please wait wait wait take my ATM card here is the pin I'm all yours queen please wait wait ahhhhhh ayeeeee oooo ayele ibosiooooooo

LMAO


Keep your ATM CARD and give me B.J and watch me dispense Natural Nutril Milk for u


Dat wen i fit dey shout queen queen LAMA SA BA TANI

Martin0:


this is clearly [b]the reason people from valdosta and Albany [/b]are more respected and treated right...

Keep quoting Albany and the likes, I don't give a fvck - it only goes to show how you reek of inferiority complex as shown from your out of this world asslicking and silly posts. Your attention seeking is extraordinary. I don't care if you're based there but your thinking is no different from the average dude at Onitsha

Blackfreedom:



LMAO


Keep your ATM CARD and give me B.J and watch me dispense Natural Nutril Milk for u


Dat wen i fit dey shout queen queen LAMA SA BA TANI

When I'm done with you you go begin cry queen what have you done to me


I don weak am

Martin0:


this is clearly the reason people from valdosta and Albany are more respected and treated right...

You see if only you where married to he won't had the got to type that at you

Thegeneralqueen:
When I'm done with you you go begin cry queen what have you done to me


I don weak am

E don pain am Nnto



1-0

Blackfreedom:


E don pain am Nnto


1-0

Abeg leave me alone my boyfriend is around

Thegeneralqueen:
Abeg leave me alone my boyfriend is around

Make Him dey hear ur ringing tune na


Who ur bf epp ?

Blackfreedom:


Make Him dey hear ur ringing tune na


Who ur bf epp ?

Ring tune ko..... sound tune ni Martin come tell this guy to leave me alone

UDUJ:


Keep quoting Albany and the likes, I don't give a fvck - it only goes to show how you reek of inferiority complex as shown from your out of this world asslicking and silly posts. Your attention seeking is extraordinary. I don't care if you're based there but your thinking is no different from the average dude at Onitsha

mehn nigga adont give a dammm fucvk to tha dammm bad-ass comments yuh got talking abawt! keep tha shiiittt

hey ar got ma origin from tha east! if ar may be asked nigga? am gonna u got depressed!

mortherfucker take ya shiiit outa ma thread, and go get ur ass back to wa it belongs...

#fucvk u nigga#

Thegeneralqueen:
Ring tune ko..... sound tune ni Martin come tell this guy to leave me alone

Martin kwa ¿

Na Obafemi Martin or King Jnr Martin Luther

Thegeneralqueen:
You see if only you where married to he won't had the got to type that at you

his ar motherfucking bad-ass u know right

Blackfreedom:


Martin kwa ¿

Na Obafemi Martin or King Jnr Martin Luther

Leave me alone I don't want it leave me stop dragging me Martin please come

Martin0:


his ar motherfucking bad-ass u know right

Yes I know him he's from the east...... how is today

Martin0:


mehn nigga adont give a dammm fucvk to tha dammm bad-ass comments yuh got talking abawt! keep tha shiiittt

hey ar got ma origin from tha east! if ar may be asked nigga? am gonna u got depressed!

mortherfucker take ya shiiit outa ma thread, and go get ur ass back to wa it belongs...

#fucvk u nigga#

Dude try and speak proper english. Some of us here are learned and not riffraffs like you

You two faced hoe of a nigga. Talking shit behind peoples back. I am happy you were exposed for the cretin you are in that Lalas247 thread in the family section. You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a disgrace to all men worldwide. Bloody illiterate. You disgust me

Only weak ass dudes asslick babes online. Real men get their women offline.