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Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by eberetos: 5:24pm On Apr 12, 2018
When your wife is cutting onions in the kitchen, doesn't it seem pleasurable to grab her & make love to her all of a sudden?? sex that is not organized may be very sweet sometimes... It could be when she is stirring the soup or opening maggi cubes; you can just pull her panties down & make love to her.. But for married men with he-goat anointing, they may not mind having sex in poultry farm, on the top of flat screen TV, in car bonnet, inside the ceiling, on concrete floor, on the top of generator, in the bush... But to crown it all, you need to make love to your wife in a heated manner & with full erection, grabbing her firmly, but looking into her eyes with love......

Some pornographic husbands have sex with their wives like animals, some may even look for the anus. This is animalistic. your wife is not a pig, but a human being to be loved & appreciated. while she enjoys ur pounding & manly handling on bed, mixed with waist wining, make sure you create a difference between a porn slut & ur wife... Barbaric ejaculations on her body & anal sex are demonic & will not be good for your beloved wife..

Watching pornography also can make you suspect your wife, make you cheat & make you sex her like a dog....

Please make love to your wife with your muscles, make her shake her waist, make her moan, make her call your name, make her call you a hero, make her satisfied, make love to her in styles, make her a woman!!!!

Sleep with your wife tonight!!!!

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 5:27pm On Apr 12, 2018
And with your Sugar Mummy.

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 5:31pm On Apr 12, 2018
Hilarious. This post got me in stitches. As long as they are married, they can do what they deem fit. That being said;







Married people, when you are done doing what the poster advised. Kindly order scented washing liquid soaps for laundry use. Check my siggy.

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 5:38pm On Apr 12, 2018



What Did I Read?


So You Are Telling Me To fork My Wife While She Is Cookin soup...


See My Sex Drive Is Enough To Bake Bread




Do I Fork Her While She Is Stirring the Soup or We Both Just Leave The Damn Soup To Burn on The Fire?...


I Understand That When We Are Having Sex We Dont have Sense Again until We Cum... Please Try And Fork With Sense, I Know Its Not Easy But Try...



I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"



We Are Not Higher Animals For Nothing...

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 5:43pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:
Hilarious. This post got me in stitches. As long as they are married, they can do what they deem fit. That being said;







Married people, when you are done doing what the poster advised. Kindly order scented washing liquid soaps for laundry use. Check my siggy.





With The Face On Your Profile I Dont Mind Buying your Soap. So We Can Bath Together With It...


Give Me Your Facebook Name Let Me Buy some Of Your sweet Smellin Soap
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 5:46pm On Apr 12, 2018
DeadRat:






With The Face On Your Profile I Dont Mind Buying your Soap. So We Can Bath Together With It...


Give Me Your Facebook Name Let Me Buy some Of Your sweet Smellin Soap


You've always been one to make someone laugh. It's nice to hear you want to buy my soaps, sadly, they aren't BATH soaps. They are for washing.

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 5:52pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:



You've always been one to make someone laugh. It's nice to hear you want to buy my soaps, sadly, they aren't BATH soaps. They are for washing.







Na You De Buy Am?

I Am The Buyer and I Can Use The Soap For Whatever I Like...

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 5:55pm On Apr 12, 2018
DeadRat:






Na You De Buy Am?
I Am The Buyer and I Can Use The Soap For Whatever I Like...


Mbok! No vex. Let me know when you are ready. Thank you!
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:



Mbok! No vex. Let me know when you are ready. Thank you!





I Hope Your Soap Is Not Like Mommy Toyosi Soap That Was Loaded With wicked Soda, before You Know It the Whole Community Started Shedding skin Like Snake, some Became Multi-coloured

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 6:22pm On Apr 12, 2018
DeadRat:






I Hope Your Soap Is Not Like Mommy Toyosi Soap That Was Loaded With wicked Soda, before You Know It the Whole Community Started Shedding skin Like Snake, some Became Multi-coloured


Oh My! No, not at all,Sir. On behalf of Iya Toyosi, I am So so sorry.
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 6:30pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:


Oh My! No, not at all,Sir. On behalf of Iya Toyosi, I am So so sorry.



Loading...


Connecting...


Verifying Apology...


Apology Processing...


Scanning Apology...


Fatal Error!


Apologizer Doesnt Match Offender's Identity !!!



Apology Not Accepted!

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by dayleke: 7:16pm On Apr 12, 2018
Nice one OP...
It's your house na....
You have to do it in all the rooms of the house o....
Then you can be beat your chests and say "Mission Accomplished".
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by BabbanBura(m): 7:21pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:
Hilarious. This post got me in stitches. As long as they are married, they can do what they deem fit. That being said;







Married people, when you are done doing what the poster advised. Kindly order scented washing liquid soaps for laundry use. Check my siggy.

Your biggest customers fit be the unmarried - hand jobs and some clean ups, though vaseline sure pass sha
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 7:22pm On Apr 12, 2018
BabbanBura:


Your biggest customers fit be the unmarried - hand jobs and some clean ups, though vaseline sure pass sha


I'm done with y'all! Funny! Hehehehehheehehehehe. Lol. So, where the unmarried peeps at?
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:33pm On Apr 12, 2018
Op you forgot to tell them that they could also stand at the balcony and do it so that their neighbours will know they are married. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Nobody: 7:52pm On Apr 12, 2018
People that are married and having sexx in their own house are now your problem, amebo kee you dia! undecided
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Fourwinds: 8:01pm On Apr 12, 2018
DeadRat:



What Did I Read?


So You Are Telling Me To fork My Wife While She Is Cookin soup...


See My Sex Drive Is Enough To Bake Bread




Do I Fork Her While She Is Stirring the Soup or We Both Just Leave The Damn Soup To Burn on The Fire?...


I Understand That When We Are Having Sex We Dont have Sense Again until We Cum... Please Try And Fork With Sense, I Know Its Not Easy But Try...



I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"



We Are Not Higher Animals For Nothing...

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Fourwinds: 8:05pm On Apr 12, 2018
skarlett:
People that are married and having sexx in their own house are now your problem, amebo kee you dia! undecided
they may break plastic chair in the process oooo.....

Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by Heavance(m): 9:31pm On Apr 12, 2018
DeadRat:




I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"


...

Laugh wan kill me

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Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by CSTR1003: 10:22pm On Apr 12, 2018
Remind me not to eat your food.

Totally unhygienic to me.
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by samisj4real(m): 11:27pm On Apr 12, 2018
SoapQueen:
Hilarious. This post got me in stitches. As long as they are married, they can do what they deem fit. That being said;







Married people, when you are done doing what the poster advised. Kindly order scented washing liquid soaps for laundry use. Check my siggy.
This your name strong ooo, what if you venture into acid production today it will now be ACID QUEEN ahbi?

Anyways me self na abuja based o, we fit link up?
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by SoapQueen(f): 3:43am On Apr 13, 2018
samisj4real:
This your name strong ooo, what if you venture into acid production today it will now be ACID QUEEN ahbi?

Anyways me self na abuja based o, we fit link up?



Hi there, no actually. Not like I'd ever start producing acids. I think where I am now is a safe place.
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by amprat: 5:34am On Apr 13, 2018
@op, nice post but sadly my spouse is not around . All this kind of posts that make someone to be feeling somehow .Chai
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by phemmyfour: 6:26am On Apr 13, 2018
SoapQueen:
Hilarious. This post got me in stitches. As long as they are married, they can do what they deem fit. That being said;







Married people, when you are done doing what the poster advised. Kindly order scented washing liquid soaps for laundry use. Check my siggy.
let's make soap together. I can make soap from you
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by slam7000(m): 9:21am On Apr 13, 2018
DeadRat:






I Hope Your Soap Is Not Like Mommy Toyosi Soap That Was Loaded With wicked Soda, before You Know It the Whole Community Started Shedding skin Like Snake, some Became Multi-coloured


grin grin grin grin
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by UDUJ(m): 9:25am On Apr 13, 2018
DeadRat:



What Did I Read?


So You Are Telling Me To fork My Wife While She Is Cookin soup...


See My Sex Drive Is Enough To Bake Bread




Do I Fork Her While She Is Stirring the Soup or We Both Just Leave The Damn Soup To Burn on The Fire?...


I Understand That When We Are Having Sex We Dont have Sense Again until We Cum... Please Try And Fork With Sense, I Know Its Not Easy But Try...



I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"



We Are Not Higher Animals For Nothing...

cheesy grin

Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by marvin906(m): 9:32am On Apr 13, 2018
i love kitchen sex...
dont do it when shes cooking u go burn house down..
maybe if shes washing plate..
go behind her touch her mumu button
then watch the movie play out
best position on top table
then sink doggy

Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by samisj4real(m): 10:13pm On Apr 13, 2018
SoapQueen:




Hi there, no actually. Not like I'd ever start producing acids. I think where I am now is a safe place.
yeah actually, Could we Link up?
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by kajoula(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2018
eberetos:
When your wife is cutting onions in the kitchen, doesn't it seem pleasurable to grab her & make love to her all of a sudden?? sex that is not organized may be very sweet sometimes... It could be when she is stirring the soup or opening maggi cubes; you can just pull her panties down & make love to her.. But for married men with he-goat anointing, they may not mind having sex in poultry farm, on the top of flat screen TV, in car bonnet, inside the ceiling, on concrete floor, on the top of generator, in the bush... But to crown it all, you need to make love to your wife in a heated manner & with full erection, grabbing her firmly, but looking into her eyes with love......

Some pornographic husbands have sex with their wives like animals, some may even look for the anus. This is animalistic. your wife is not a pig, but a human being to be loved & appreciated. while she enjoys ur pounding & manly handling on bed, mixed with waist wining, make sure you create a difference between a porn slut & ur wife... Barbaric ejaculations on her body & anal sex are demonic & will not be good for your beloved wife..

Watching pornography also can make you suspect your wife, make you cheat & make you sex her like a dog....

Please make love to your wife with your muscles, make her shake her waist, make her moan, make her call your name, make her call you a hero, make her satisfied, make love to her in styles, make her a woman!!!!

Sleep with your wife tonight!!!!
e good ooh
Re: Sex In The Kitchen By Married Couples by eberetos: 7:49am On Apr 18, 2018
sweet

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