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9 Gross Things All Girls Do (but Love To Pretend They Don’t Do) by IamReallyboy(m): 5:59pm On May 02, 2018
1. All girls poop.
Let’s start out with the obvious:
EVERYBODY POOPS. Considering
females fall under the category of
“everybody,” this constitutes that we —
yes, we — poop. Duh. And we like it.
*Poops* *Checks stomach in mirror to
see how much flatter it got*

2. Girls hate shaving too.
If we’re wearing pants we probably
didn’t shave last night. Or the night
before. But most likely all of last week.
Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt
with sleeves it is. No Shave November?
Me too.

3. We pick our noses too.
And regularly, I might add. Lots of
times it’ll happen while driving. If I
have a booger and no tissues, I’m not
going to wait until I can find a tissue
— that’s just weird.

4. We barely wash our bras.
We’ve worn the same bra for…an
undetermined, yet very very long
amount of time. And here’s our logic: I
didn’t sweat today, so there’s no need
to wear a different bra tomorrow.
Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. The limit does
not exist.

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5. Our periods bring out the DIY in us.
We’ve been forced to use rolled-up
toilet paper upon discovering that our
period just started. Extra gross points
for those who go the whole day like
this due to being busy/in class/
working. Admit it — you’ve done it.

6. We pee in the shower.
Gross, or just another way to conserve
water? You be the judge.

7. We bleed on our underwear.
There are just too many period-related
truths about girls, and this particular
one simply can’t be left out. We bleed
on our underwear. A lot. And then we’ll
rinse out our underwear in the sink. We
will then leave said underwear in sink
whilst going about our day. Then we forget
underwear is in sink and subsequently
horrify a visitor that goes to wash their
hands. Typically we don’t learn our
lesson, and this will happen about
seven more times.

8. We go extended periods of time
without washing our hair.
Our hygiene is questionable at times.
We can go four days without washing
hair and validate it by using dry
shampoo. No time to shower? Wash off
armpits and apply a thick layer of
perfume all over body. No time to
wash face? Too LAZY to wash face?
No problem! Re-apply new makeup
OVER yesterday’s crusty makeup.

9. We go commando.
Okay, not ALL girls do this, and
certainly not all of the time.
Sometimes it’s an accident and you
have to roll with it, and sometimes it’s
completely voluntary. My current
situation describes the latter.

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Re: 9 Gross Things All Girls Do (but Love To Pretend They Don’t Do) by YorubaAssasin: 7:06pm On May 02, 2018
OP, you be woman so? Wetin be ur own? Anyways....

To those insensitive pigs ladies that wear very tight pants/trousers (Sweaty/smelly pvssy after peeing) all day and come home and expect a dude to lick ur pvssy (w/o showering)... 3 gbosas to you. grin

To those insensitive pigs ladies that refuse to shower after taking a sh!t and expect a dude to fvck you doggy... 5 gbosas to you! grin

As an experienced and professional 'sex-machine'... there's nothing as mood-killing as these 2 habits. angry

Real ladies are feminism-conscious, sensitive and insist on taking showers before getting down... Hygiene is very important to them. cool

You wonder why he never picks up ur calls after the 1st time of sex... Go figure. undecided

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