UyaiIncomparabl:
Op. Wait first. How old are you?
You better tell me!
A miracle awaits you!

LivingFree:


Lol! I think he should pm you and you should reply him

If your not already taken...

He lives in the US and i have no interest in relocating.

Humanityfirst:
I did mention in my post that I am in my early forties.

Ishilove:

Soul sister! I thought the same too

UyaiIncomparabl:


Ok. Come. Are you FannySwindler?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Na him. No story. He's just an attention seeker.

Humanityfirst:
I do not know who that is, and if I may also mention that I'm new to Nairaland in term of posting comments. I do come here for naija news but just joined today.

linearity:
OP, I will marry you! Send me plane moni, I don get US visa.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Hoe-leh spotted!

JupiterGeekVII:
Good luck, OP. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Ishilove:

Mr Accurate Time keeper, wehdone sir

Humanityfirst:
I cant proof any further than this...attached herewith is my work badge. I work for the US Govt. Sorry I do have to cover all info on the badge to protect myself. Hand written is today's date and time in my location (NB: my hand writing is not that bad, I had to use my left hand so my writing wont be recognizable...

TSOM:

Maybe this is authentic; then again, maybe it is not.

You'd never find love this way if you are actively seeking for it.

Putting your profile out her and scripting your words like you have would only attract desperate folks.

Aren't you on Facebook? On Facebook you can at least do some 'window shopping':

*Check out her pictures to see how attractive, slutty and vain she is or isn't;

*Check her post history to gauge how rational, enlightened she is while checking out her attention-craving tendencies;

*And a gazillion other prerequisites you'd look out for in a woman you intend to be with.

The options aren't even limited to women on your 'friends' list'. Mutual friends and active or passive users in groups and on pages can be checked out out.

You don't even need to send them friend requests at first . Just add them on Facebook Messenger and work your charm if you please.

If you are really who you claim to be - as enlightened and stable as you claim to be - you shouldn't have any problem interacting with women and making moves on the ones you facing.

This technique of yours is so 2006 and attracts mostly the wrong women.

Humanityfirst:
I cant proof any further than this...attached herewith is my work badge. I work for the US Govt. Sorry I do have to cover all info on the badge to protect myself. Hand written is today's date and time in my location (NB: my hand writing is not that bad, I had to use my left hand so my writing wont be recognizable...

Ishilove:

Are you balding, sir?

Humanityfirst:

I dont understand u but if your question is if I'm bald, the answer is NO cuz I currently have a fro on.

Humanityfirst:
I do appreciate your honest observation. Yes FB, Instagram or the likes are more suitable for this but for the sake of my ex, my daughter and other people involved, I would hate to use my situation inconvenience anyone of them. On these mention platforms I do have friends that are my ex friends who are my friends wives too...on these platform I do have my in- laws who are wonderful people. How would these people feel if they get one of my post such as these. I chose this medium because I want to be as discrete as possible. i may be wrong by thinking this may work but a trial wont hurt.

UyaiIncomparabl:

Na him. No story. He's just an attention seeker.

TSOM:


That's the thing- you don't post anything on your profile or have them reading anything on your timeline.

That's what inbox conversations are for. All you need do is establish communication with the woman of interest.

A simple "Hi", "Hello", "Trust your day is going well enough?" gets everything started.

On Nairaland (and other such anonymous and semi-anonymous forums) you are almost driving in pitch-black darkness.

Ishilove:

You sound very experienced. TS.OM, you sef have gone down this route in search of love?

I have admitted it several times when asked on this forum - online dating is worth it, Facebook dating especially.

I know 'cause some of the better women I have had and still have in my life (friends and lovers) are those I 'met' on Facebook before we set out to meet physically. And so far I haven't regretted it.

TSOM:

I have admitted it several times when asked on this forum - online dating is worth it, Facebook dating especially.

I know 'cause some of the better women I have had and still have in my life (friends and lovers) are those I 'met' on Facebook before we set out to meet physically. And so far I haven't regretted it.

cooooooks:
Must you marry a Nigerian? Aren't you in the USA? Marry somebody you meet there.

Or.... don't marry again. You don't HAVE to marry.

TSOM:


That's the thing- you don't post anything on your profile or have them reading anything on your timeline.

That's what inbox conversations are for. All you need do is establish communication with the woman of interest.

A simple "Hi", "Hello", "Trust your day is going well enough?" gets everything started.

On Nairaland (and other such anonymous and semi-anonymous forums) you are almost driving in pitch-black darkness.

ednut1:
typical nigerian man abroad cant deal with women of the west . Give the nigerian babe dey import 6 months when she starts to mingle with pple at work , she transforms into a woman of the west .

linearity:




It takes one to know another.

IamPlato:
...

Between You And I, who Find Trouble Pass?

Ishilove:

And none on NL? I hear all y'all wanna do on NL is to hang ladies' legs on burglary proof and administer deek

Humanityfirst:
I do not know who that is, and if I may also mention that I'm new to Nairaland in term of posting comments. I do come here for naija news but just joined today.

linearity:
OP, I will marry you! Send me plane moni, I don get US visa.

Humanityfirst:
Hi everyone,

I know this is an unusual place to throw this advert, it just happened that I do not feel comfortable placing this on other social media platforms that may be considered conventionally suitable for such. I am a young man who recently divorced from his partner of 7 years and is looking for a second chance to find love that has for long eluded him. First I must say my ex wasn't a bad person and neither was I, it's just that sometimes things are just not meant to be and I will be more than happy to tell who ever want to listen to my story personally as I don't think its appropriate to spill this in public for the sake of other parties involved.

Meet me:

I am a Nigerian by birth but a citizen of the USA. I was born into the Yoruba and a Muslim family of 6 (but I'm now a christian and have been since my college days in Nigeria); mom (late), dad (late), two younger brothers and a little sister. I am a professional in the medical practice and have been for over 10 years. I was raised in Lagos where I attended my primary and secondary education. I love Lagos and try to come at least twice every year. Relocated to the US 15 years ago and had my college education here in the US. I'm not rich but financially stable; meaning I can afford basic needs of life. I'm not a wealth monger and don't have choice properties either in Nigeria or here in the US; I believe in simplicity of life and only buy what I need. I love seeing places and as big fan of vacation I try to visit at least two places outside the US every year and visit places within the US as needed. I am a Christian (not a fanatic or what we referred to as SU) and I like all religion from Islam to Hindu and even people who choose to believe in nothing. I love the outdoors activities and my favorite spot to relax is by the beach. My previous marriage was blessed with a daughter which is the love of my life. I have tried to give an honest picture of myself and would be happy to shed more in private.

What I am looking for:

Above all things I want someone who has love for humanity, and by this I mean someone who will selflessly do what is right not because it serves her right but because it forward the cause of goodness to humanity. I want someone who is kind, compassionate and who has empathy to the sufferings of others. I am looking for a woman as I am heterosexual, and may I interject that I have no problem with people sexuality or choice of partner ( I do have gay/lesbian friends). I don't care what religion you are, it is your choice and God given right to worship your Him any way you like ( I was born a Muslim but now I am a christian, so go figure). It's a plus to be good looking (as we know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder),but character is more important for me. This may sound arrogant so pardon me, I want someone with a good career path irrespective of background, ethnicity or skin color ( we are all equal before God). I am looking for someone who will be willing to come and live here in the US with me as an equal partner. I am no longer a big fan of love at first sight considering my previous marriage, I believe love should be seeded and nurtured. lastly I want someone who is willing to share my joy, sorrow, bear my children, support me in my weaknesses and uphold my strength. As an orphan she would be my parent and guardian. I am willing to mutually be same to this person and build a lasting relationship based on trust and love.

If you are this person, please send me a message and I would be happy to chat with you on whatever platform is convenient for you. May I just add here that I am a very shy guy.

Thanks for taking time to read all these.