Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around....

Bleep STORY YESTERNIGHT

....Oh blood of Zacharias! I've heard in the past about how Benue girls Pu.ssy was...Yesterday night I went for one Benue babe i've been eyeing for sometime now..I bought my "Baby Okwu" herbal mixture together with her we went inside my small room

We started the first round of sex and I cummed in 15 minutes..We gisted a little..Started second round after thrusting back and forth for like 50 minutes I cummed..No problem we slept off..

Interesting part..Children of God, I can swear with my Nokia phone that "Early Moning Sxx" is the sweetest in this my own life.

About 3:30am , I slided my LAMBA from behind, the pu.ssy atmosphere was warmth and ready to take me all in..the sensation is second to none..The pleasure on the slay queen face as if she's crying was my greatest moments..I'm still thrusting back and forth really hard and faster this time because my LAMBA is about 9inch approx...she's enjoying it..praising me like i'm her father...she shouted; "please mess me die, you owns this honeypot."

And as a good-bad guy, I increased my gear to the highest echelon... I used more than an hour ..then I cummed in my CD.


...ROUND 4

After we're done with our 3rd round, she didn't want to go another again..Then I began my teasing.."I sucked her both oranges till like 30minutes non-stop." Not knowing i've awaken the beast in her....


I mean she's freaking HOT this time! she can't resist it any longer ..pulled out the KISS condom and inserted it on me... Imagiing someone that doesn't want to go another was the putting me condom!..Imaine..We began banging real bleeping hard..That her voice is loud, I played my DJ Badoo NON STOP mixtape to cover the noise...After a while she demands riding me like a cowgirl

I obeyed as if i'm being remote controlled..This time she's on me, i'm sucking her breast and same time dicking from below..she's going up and down and shouting with great ecstasy of pleasure, I can see it in her face, as she sucked my nipple..I kept doing what I love doing best ,,,sucking her tip, and giving her real hard..All thanks to the BABY OKWU I tooked the night before... We lasted about an hour..Then she cummed on me...

I can't believe i'm the one writing this..But it happens sha

BENUE girls are the best in football match..God punish fulani herdsmen wey wan wipe out these set of creatures.

My major worry was that i'm just sleeping since then...i'm weak, my balls is heavy

I can't write now and as a Copywriter, I got orders to complete in next 24hours..I FEAR WOMEN!



I'm your FunnyDude..Big boy with Big God.

i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity

Vyntra:
i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity

[quote author=Vyntra post=69221108]i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity [/quote
I hear you.. Sex is good for both your health and balls as a man..You know what I mean na.

[quote author=FunnyDude post=69222394][/quote]


apart from reproduction,it's useless,it's a primal drive i have managed to overcome

FunnyDude:
Children of God; come closer, I have sweet gist for you. Take your vaseline and tissue paper near you, because my story will make you masturbate if you don't have sexual partner around....

Bleep STORY YESTERNIGHT

....Oh blood of Zacharias! I've heard in the past about how Benue girls Pu.ssy was...Yesterday night I went for one Benue babe i've been eyeing for sometime now..I bought my "Baby Okwu" herbal mixture together with her we went inside my small room

We started the first round of sex and I cummed in 15 minutes..We gisted a little..Started second round after thrusting back and forth for like 50 minutes I cummed..No problem we slept off..

Interesting part..Children of God, I can swear with my Nokia phone that "Early Moning Sxx" is the sweetest in this my own life.

About 3:30am , I slided my LAMBA from behind, the pu.ssy atmosphere was warmth and ready to take me all in..the sensation is second to none..The pleasure on the slay queen face as if she's crying was my greatest moments..I'm still thrusting back and forth really hard and faster this time because my LAMBA is about 9inch approx...she's enjoying it..praising me like i'm her father...she shouted; "please mess me die, you owns this honeypot."

And as a good-bad guy, I increased my gear to the highest echelon... I used more than an hour ..then I cummed in my CD.


...ROUND 4

After we're done with our 3rd round, she didn't want to go another again..Then I began my teasing.."I sucked her both oranges till like 30minutes non-stop." Not knowing i've awaken the beast in her....


I mean she's freaking HOT this time! she can't resist it any longer ..pulled out the KISS condom and inserted it on me... Imagiing someone that doesn't want to go another was the putting me condom!..Imaine..We began banging real bleeping hard..That her voice is loud, I played my DJ Badoo NON STOP mixtape to cover the noise...After a while she demands riding me like a cowgirl

I obeyed as if i'm being remote controlled..This time she's on me, i'm sucking her breast and same time dicking from below..she's going up and down and shouting with great ecstasy of pleasure, I can see it in her face, as she sucked my nipple..I kept doing what I love doing best ,,,sucking her tip, and giving her real hard..All thanks to the BABY OKWU I tooked the night before... We lasted about an hour..Then she cummed on me...

I can't believe i'm the one writing this..But it happens sha

BENUE girls are the best in football match..God punish fulani herdsmen wey wan wipe out these set of creatures.

My major worry was that i'm just sleeping since then...i'm weak, my balls is heavy

I can't write now and as a Copywriter, I got orders to complete in next 24hours..I FEAR WOMEN!



I'm your FunnyDude..Big boy with Big God.

Lolz, omo most of your posts really do amuse,TBT, what part of Nigeria are you residing?

Pentools:


Lolz, omo most of your posts really do amuse,TBT, what part of Nigeria are you residing?

Thanks Baba

Vyntra:
i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity

Okay good for you now, but bad for you when you turn from 50 upwards.

Your scrotum go hear am.

Vyntra:
i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity

Don't argue on what you don't understand

Vyntra:
i don't know what people enjoy from sex eww.cursed be the day i would plan on partaking in this will bending activity

Are you even human to begin with??

franklingud:

Okay good for you now, but bad for you when you turn from 50 upwards.

Your scrotum go hear am.

nah,by the time I get to that age,my body would have assumed my nether region part is only for urinating,urges has already dissappeard,the seed production would stop too if I continue on this trend for atleast 3-5 yesrs

androidroot:
Don't argue on what you don't understand

it's a basic instinct embedded in our brain,I understand it that's how I easily erased it

Bidobado:


Are you even human to begin with??

maybe I am not human,who knows,it just disgusts me,the whole tin is almost useless nd time wasting except for the procreation part,our brain rewards us with dopamine If we partake,like a dog getting treats from its owner for good behaviour,I can control my own will,an attribute majority lacks

Benue girls re no doubt pro's they re fucking good...anyways check our signature for some 18+ naija contents

Vyntra:


maybe I am not human,who knows,it just disgusts me,the whole tin is almost useless nd time wasting except for the procreation part,our brain rewards us with dopamine If we partake,like a dog getting treats from its owner for good behaviour,I can control my own will,an attribute majority lacks

You might be asexual.. I find it weird but fascinating at the same time.

...

Kissin And Telling Will Not Earn You respect... We All Fvck too. So Shut Up

Vyntra:


nah,by the time I get to that age,my body would have assumed my nether region part is only for urinating,urges has already dissappeard,the seed production would stop too if I continue on this trend for atleast 3-5 yesrs

By age 50 your body will start showing results of excessive over conji e.g you will excrete a lot of spermatozoa instead of faeces. And many more funny stories.

Nairaland will hear your story shaa!

franklingud:


By age 50 your body will start showing results of excessive over conji e.g you will excrete a lot of spermatozoa instead of faeces. And many more funny stories.

Nairaland will hear your story shaa!

lol,well I believe I will feel different,I am not sure if any man has gone decades without ejaculating

franklingud:

Okay good for you now, but bad for you when you turn from 50 upwards.

Your scrotum go hear am.

Nairaland ooo... I dey laugh dey roll for my carpet... That scrotum got me.. Hahahahaa

Vyntra:


maybe I am not human,who knows,it just disgusts me,the whole tin is almost useless nd time wasting except for the procreation part,our brain rewards us with dopamine If we partake,like a dog getting treats from its owner for good behaviour,I can control my own will,an attribute majority lacks

Common there.. You want to say u no dey chook? Uhn... Make I no hear am for your mouth. Konji respect nobody.

Lordbooster:
Benue girls re no doubt pro's they re fucking good...anyways check our signature for some 18+ naija contents

Chisos..
If Nigeria divide today I'm going with Benue or calabar.

Don't ask me why oo

You had 4 rounds of sex! So? Big babies every where!

FunnyDude:


Nairaland ooo... I dey laugh dey roll for my carpet... That scrotum got me.. Hahahahaa

Bro laugh joor! It's good medicine. That guy wants to mess with nature.
I pity him.

FunnyDude:

Chisos..
If Nigeria divide today I'm going with Benue or calabar.

Don't ask me why oo

Vyntra:


maybe I am not human,who knows,it just disgusts me,the whole tin is almost useless nd time wasting except for the procreation part,our brain rewards us with dopamine If we partake,like a dog getting treats from its owner for good behaviour I can control my own will,an attribute majority lacks

Any man or woman able to have attained such a height of SELF CONTROL is indeed NOBLE. I respect you for the #BOLDED. It is a growing out of the ' 'ANIMALISITY OF SEX, PLOUGHING OUR WORLD IN THE STINKING GUTTERS OF INSANITY. SEX IS SACRED, NOT A LUNACY

nothing special about our girls

This one deep

FunnyDude abeg send me that freelance ebook biko after you don knack finish....No do pass yourself o

ArticleBeast:
FunnyDude abeg send me that freelance ebook biko after you don knack finish....No do pass yourself o

I've given out the free ebook in the group which is REBEL MARKETING STRATEGY. The one I'm dropping soon is not free.

FunnyDude:


I've given out the free ebook in the group which is REBEL MARKETING STRATEGY. The one I'm dropping soon is not free.

Bros pls I am yet to get the free one that is why I applied this rebel reaching out to you..
agorelijah@gmail.com

Aq

FunnyDude:


Common there.. You want to say u no dey chook? Uhn... Make I no hear am for your mouth. Konji respect nobody.

I don't,I have self control