So funny

Senselin:
The ones that will order fried rice, sharwarma, French fries, two laps of fried chicken, yoghurt and take away and still tell you that she will "think about it" and later on, goes "voice mail".

As a rule, I don't spend much on the first date. I see it as bribing the lady and l don't want to start what I couldn't finish (I no be Finidi George).

I once took a lady I met newly to eat fresh fish and after the first one, she ordered another, and I kindly told her I planned for only for what I have spent already. She got it with her money (she wanted to keep some cos its very tasty) -she is now my wife.

Hilarious!

the first time I took a girl on a date was in my 400l...

the girl chop my money...and later told me she had a boyfriend.. chai I weak

the one that will will come along with her fwendz and order for varieties and still order for take-away (eba or akpu with egunsi and draw soup), aka elebi, abolounjeku, jegudujera

delugajackson:
10. The broke ones that will be ordering what they have never bought in their entire lives.

Reminds me of one I took out months back. We were about conversing before the waiter came up with the menu. The young man just started calling out the items and she cut in immediately..
Her: A bottle of your finest wine, please.
Me: Are you paying for this?
Her: No.
Me: Good. She can have water.

You need to see the look on her face. For her mind, she don catch maga.

You stingy o.

nairavsdollars:
That number one is on point especially in these days of instagram, facebook and co

Are you from anambra

Lookimg at them all. I have pretty done and been through all. Amazing.

Bryan88:
thunder fire number 8 girls...ofcox they knw dey can never see my 1naira.

hmm. Take am easy. Na crime if Dem chop ur 1 naira.?

Sorry I have a boyfriend after swallowing the guy's money like crocodile

The ones that will chew the chicken bone and even use it as toothpick because they know that the date won't continue anyway.

delugajackson:
10. The broke ones that will be ordering what they have never bought in their entire lives.

Reminds me of one I took out months back. We were about conversing before the waiter came up with the menu. The young man just started calling out the items and she cut in immediately..
Her: A bottle of your finest wine, please.
Me: Are you paying for this?
Her: No.
Me: Good. She can have water.

You need to see the look on her face. For her mind, she don catch maga.

DUDE YOU TOO SMART I DEY FEEL YOU..... THUMBS UP

delugajackson:
10. The broke ones that will be ordering what they have never bought in their entire lives.

Reminds me of one I took out months back. We were about conversing before the waiter came up with the menu. The young man just started calling out the items and she cut in immediately..
Her: A bottle of your finest wine, please.
Me: Are you paying for this?
Her: No.
Me: Good. She can have water.

You need to see the look on her face. For her mind, she don catch maga.

Gee you are da bomb.

Number 4 ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

allaboutobed:
hmm. Take am easy. Na crime if Dem chop ur 1 naira.?

NA CRIME

delugajackson:
10. The broke ones that will be ordering what they have never bought in their entire lives.

Reminds me of one I took out months back. We were about conversing before the waiter came up with the menu. The young man just started calling out the items and she cut in immediately..
Her: A bottle of your finest wine, please.
Me: Are you paying for this?
Her: No.
Me: Good. She can have water.

You need to see the look on her face. For her mind, she don catch maga.

Lol She probably heard the line in a Hollywood movie. You're bad gan o

The ones that will call u to come out and pay bike fare N50 for her

Ones asking a lot of questions?

EmekaBlue:


No.3 is bae...I will just be imagining her butt nekkid in my slaughter room

Lmaob @ slaughter room. hmm! Nigerian men make una fear God o!

Team 2 &6

The one that will raise your hope100% on the first date and let you down 100% sooner than expected.

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#3...

Well..well..well ..Me likey to listen to any stories he will tell me.. I don't care if it's a real story or juz fabricated.. I don't buy it anyway as long we are having liquid buffet

A man that talks like a radio is surely fun to be with... [/quote


You better go buy radio for market... ]

QueenSuccubus:



#3...

Well..well..well ..Me likey to listen to any stories he will tell me.. I don't care if it's a real story or juz fabricated.. I don't buy it anyway as long we are having liquid buffet

A man that talks like a radio is surely fun to be with...

You better go buy radio for market.

[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=69464790]


#3...

Well..well..well ..Me likey to listen to any stories he will tell me.. I don't care if it's a real story or juz fabricated.. I don't buy it anyway as long we are having liquid buffet

A man that talks like a radio is surely fun to be with... [/



all talk and no sex makes a ya boyfriend an OAP ,,, #japa

I used to be 8. Until I jam werey and I had to confess to my then boyfriend so I can escape that obsessed idiat . I used to also do number 5 with my friends too. Make food and long throat sha no kill person. Na wa o.

folake4u:
Team 2 &6

2 and 6 contradict each other, how can you be both?

Honestly that number 1 happened to me....on meeting the lady,twas totally diff from all the segxy pix I was always drooling over on whatsapp.....I'm 6'2'' ,she turned out to be prolly 3'3'', nd a leg imbalance (not making jest o)........i wanted to run wen I sighted her at first,bt the yoruba angel in me summoned courage....I just slashed wat I had planned on spending by 60% ....I wasn't rude in anyway tho....excused myself in 30mins.....never thot I wld be f**king catfished....never spoke to her again.....deep down she knew she bleeped up coz she made me paint a mental image that was quite titillating.....

DanielsParker:


2 and 6 contradict each other, how can you be both?

When I see that the person is a boring person, I just become impatient and would want to leave as soon as possible but when he's lively or fun to be with and able to discuss things outside football, then I contribute to the conversations and voila! it'd be great to hang out with the person.

I hate it when guys don't know how to strike a meaningful conversation with a girl. Worse still, he's too full of himself and talks 99.9% nonstop without allowing the girl to talk too.

Last year i went on a blind date & she was 1 & 3... Good lawwwd she was tiny, dumb, uninteresting & a liar all in one i almost cried. She wanted us to seat outside the eatery where everyone coming & going could see us.. I even tried to move her from there like "lets go see a movie" she no move, " lets go to the bar" ( which was still inside) babe no gree... Chai i couldn't wait to drop her off & locate the nearest bar & soak myself.. I stopped calling/ chatting her & funny enough she didn't bother me

Senselin:
The ones that will order fried rice, sharwarma, French fries, two laps of fried chicken, yoghurt and take away and still tell you that she will "think about it" and later on, goes "voice mail".

As a rule, I don't spend much on the first date. I see it as bribing the lady and l didn't want to start what I couldn't finish (I no be Finidi George).

I once took a lady I met newly to eat fresh fish barbeque and after the first one, she asked me to order her "take-away", and I kindly told her I planned for only for what I have spent already. She got it with her money (she wanted to keep some cos it was very tasty) -she is now my wife.

Glory be to God....
next testifier please