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Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 11:15pm On Jul 20, 2018
Is it a crime to take my babe for a delicious dinner? Ever since she never allow me rest with a striking/thunderous/loud fart.
Praaaaaaaaaaa porooooorooooo prapra prapra pupu popo gbegbe gbuaaaaaaa popopopo graaaaaagraaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

My room is almost filled up with a tear gas of fart even my fan has no control over this.
Please which way out now cause she was still busy sleeping and messing at the same out.
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2018
Your room no get exit door abi?
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jul 20, 2018
You don buy market
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 11:26pm On Jul 20, 2018
Simonrom:
Your room no get exit door abi?
At this time
What dos ur time say?
I live in a room self contain
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 11:27pm On Jul 20, 2018
Igbokiller:
You don buy market
Bros na real one oooo
Na Amala with gbegiri and ewedu will both chop ooooo.
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jul 20, 2018
Nedfed:

Bros na real one oooo
Na Amala with gbegiri and ewedu will both chop ooooo.
u can warm her or leave the bed for her

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Obascoetubi: 11:32pm On Jul 20, 2018
Nedfed:
Bros na real one oooo Na Amala with gbegiri and ewedu will both chop ooooo.
wake her up
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Danny110(m): 11:34pm On Jul 20, 2018
Save urself....run for ur life...
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Young03(m): 11:42pm On Jul 20, 2018
local girl
Deal with it

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by doctore212(m): 11:51pm On Jul 20, 2018
Leave her and get a sex doll

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Osasnidas(m): 11:54pm On Jul 20, 2018
With your praaaaaa pooooo grin grin grin this place don dey smell... *Covers nose*
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by gonkin(m): 12:13am On Jul 21, 2018
Lol. You're a funny guy. Abeg enjoy. Thats part of the fun in relationships

Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by milemimi93(m): 12:15am On Jul 21, 2018
Only delicious meal she do like this. I wonder what she would do if she ate four fried eggs

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by obytex(m): 12:48am On Jul 21, 2018
Wake her up and give her warm water
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by BlackAdam55(m): 12:58am On Jul 21, 2018
mumu op grin grin grin

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 7:24am On Jul 21, 2018
doctore212:
Leave her and get a sex doll

Sex doll is Nooo Nooooo to me
No different btw sex doll and masturbation
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 7:24am On Jul 21, 2018
obytex:
Wake her up and give her warm water
Does dat work for real?
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by Nedfed(m): 7:26am On Jul 21, 2018
milemimi93:
Only delicious meal she do like this. I wonder what she would do if she ate four fried eggs
Four eggs shocked
The whole building go collapse
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:46am On Jul 21, 2018
milemimi93:
Only delicious meal she do like this. I wonder what she would do if she ate four fried eggs

grin grin
Guy!
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2018
doctore212:
Leave her and get a sex doll

grin
Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by milemimi93(m): 9:01am On Jul 21, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:

grin grin Guy!
How far!

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Re: Help! My Babe Want To Kill Me With Fart Tonite by milemimi93(m): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2018
Nedfed:

Sex doll is Nooo Nooooo to me No different btw sex doll and masturbation
Have you been there before?

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