According to experts, all men who aspire to make an
impression in the bedroom must avoid these terrible things
during s*x.
When you are down doing the bedmatics business, here are
six things you must avoid doing so as not to ruin your chances of satisfying your partner.
1. Farting:
Farting is the most off-putting thing a man can do during s*x!
A whopping 47 per cent of particiP@nts said farting during the act is the fastest way to spoil the mood.

2. Orgasming and sleeping over:
Orgasming and then rolling over. This was revealed as the
second rudest bedroom habit with 41 per cent of the votes.

3. Boast about performance:
Boasting about ($exual) performance came in third, with 12% of women saying it was a turn-off. This complaint is tricky, though; as a new report titled, “Do Women’s orgasms function as a masculinity achievement?” reveals that men feel more manly and $exually empowered after a woman orgasms. The study, published in the The Journal of S*x Research, asked 810 men to imagine that a woman had orgasmed or not orgasmed during s*x with them.

4. You Attack Her Clitoris:
Orgasm doesn’t happen via clit0ral obliteration.
“Men think ‘clitoris, clitoris, clitoris’—they think it’s all about
the clitoris, so they focus on it,” Lorraine says. “But they don’t
realize it’s incredibly sensitive. It doesn’t need to be jackhammered or be the sole focus.” Instead of going straight to high-speed stimulation, start by very slowly stroking her clitoris—and let her body tell you when
it’s time to try a new move.“Sometimes women will shift their partner’s fingers aside or shift a little bit.

5. Finish Too Soon:
Perhaps the most common trouble faced by men, premature
ejaculation afflicts nearly every newbie and plenty of
experienced dudes. Avoid going out on a date with a “loaded
gun” to prevent sharing a nickname with Usain Bolt, “The
Fastest Man on Earth.” If it’s too late for that, imagine your
grandparents playing baseball. Nakked. It will keep you from
orgasm for hours on end.

6. Call Her By Another Name:
There is no greater offence than for downloading who you are in the process of penetrating. Punishable by a minimum
sentence of two weeks abstinence, up to a maximum
sentence of death, calling a woman by another name is an
almost surefire way to ensure she will never want to see you
again.

Dont get me started.... We are human after all!

The sooner you cum, the better.

All this grammar no dey Olosho dictionary.

Ok

So what abt the stench from the ladies pvssy or just imagine a stinky pvssy coupled with some stinky rotten-egg-cheesy fart.