You're a fresher in Obafemi Awolowo University. You got drunk one night, then something happened, although you really didn't know what, but you do remember seeing a yellow face dripping sweat and beaming a smile, before blacking out, however blurry the sight. Two days later, that face you saw amidst the blurry, alcohol-clouded vision solidifies before you with a suspicious paper in her hand, dangling in the air. It's a pregnancy result. You're not just a mere fresher anymore. On that night you were intoxicated, she did something to you, or rather, she had you do some things to her, that set you on course to becoming a Fresh daddy before next Christmas. This babe has gotten pregnant for you. Dude, what would you fücking do?

Kuku accept it na. Noone asked you to be light headed.

FiremanP:
Kuku accept it na. Noone asked you to be light headed.

Na me dey ask you question nah. Dude, what would you do?

Tollzara:
Na me dey ask you question nah. Dude, what would you do?

accept it.

FiremanP:
accept it.

Dude? As a freshman?

Accept it and be happy,
Then organized my niggers to set her up.
One can claim to be a holy and approach her on the road, after he tell her the story of her life he will tel her she is about to make he biggest mistake of her life, that God destined a rich great man to marry her before the end of the year and that she wants to use her hand to do herself.

Watch the lady run away and do abortion.

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Dami12345:
Accept it and be happy,
Then organized my niggers to set her up.
One can claim to be a holy and approach her on the road, after he tell her the story of her life he will tel her she is about to make he biggest mistake of her life, that God destined a rich great man to marry her before the end of the year and that she wants to use her hand to do herself.

Watch the lady run away and do abortion.

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100% effective.

LMAO.

WTF.

Crazy dude.

Tollzara:
Dude? As a freshman?

yh fam,dts my answer n surely i will reserve my reason(s).

FiremanP:
yh fam,dts my answer n surely i will reserve my reason(s).

Alright nah. No wahala. Becoming a daddy in your first year in the University. Serious thing niyen o.

Tollzara:
LMAO.

WTF.

Crazy dude.

Girls are mad, we had to learn to play the game and be much better at it.

Once you know that's all it is to a girl, you will be able to beat her at it.
Just never take the situation seriously.

Tollzara:
Alright nah. No wahala. Becoming a daddy in your first year in the University. Serious thing niyen o.

ikr. Maybe d seriousness in studying go strong

zinnyzee

Haywhaie's ban has expired.

But he remains banned in the literature section until tomorrow.

Teecrudest, the new moniker, has been banned too. I even removed the lyrics of John Lennon's Song, thinking they might be responsible for the consistent bans, but, no, I was wrong.

I don't know what to do now.

Haywhaie:
zinnyzee

Haywhaie's ban has expired.

But he remains banned in the literature section until tomorrow.

Teecrudest, the new moniker, has been banned too. I even removed the lyrics of John Lennon's Song, thinking they might be responsible for the consistent bans, but, no, I was wrong.

I don't know what to do now.

Just be calm!
It's fine, and it will be.
Tomorrow is almost here.


We'll be here and waiting.

zinnyzee:
Just be calm!
It's fine, and it will be.
Tomorrow is almost here.


We'll be here and waiting.

Thanks. I find it really painful, though.

Obinnau & Divepen1

Please, I'll want you guys to look into the issue and tell me what to do. Why does the anti-spam keep banning me? I think you reversed it earlier, can you do it again? I need to post that chapter for the story to make sense. I can't skip it. And there's nothing in it that's too different from the ones I've been posting previously. So, I don't understand why I keep getting banned.

Please, do something about it. When I re-post it tomorrow, the same thing may repeat itself.

PS: I'm posting this here because I'm still banned in the Literature Section.

zinnyzee

Good morning dear. The post deleted yesterday has been restored on one of my monikers. You can see it now. Just check the thread, and scroll up the page.

I'll start with the next chapter when my ban in the Literature section expires.

Haywhaie:
zinnyzee

Good morning dear. The post deleted yesterday has been restored on one of my monikers. You can see it now. Just check the thread, and scroll up the page.

I'll start with the next chapter when my ban in the Literature section expires.

Okay... Thank God.

I'll check it up now.

2 days later pregnancy? naso dem dey get pregnant? I no be dockitor but I no sperm never waka reach by dem... even doh e waka reach sef no tech fit detect pregnancy dat early....

Offpoint:
2 days later pregnancy? naso dem dey get pregnant? I no be dockitor but I no sperm never waka reach by dem... even doh e waka reach sef no tech fit detect pregnancy dat early....

Hahaha. Naso o.

Actually, that detail isn't really important. I didn't pay mind to it. The question posed is the important thing.

Tollzara:
Hahaha. Naso o.

Actually, that detail isn't really important. I didn't pay mind to it. The question posed is the important thing.

OK, we all have different ways of approaching, reacting and handling situation of that magnitude. as for me offpoint, I'll get myself a chill bottle of orijin, take a sit and reflect on my life- after doing all of that I'll sit her down and tell her I'm impotent, there's no possible way on earth I'd have gotten her pregnant. precisely I only last 30sec, my sperm can't possibly done such a damaged in 30s....can it?

Offpoint:

OK, we all have different ways of approaching, reacting and handling situation of that magnitude. as for me offpoint, I'll get myself a chill bottle of orijin, take a sit and reflect on my life- after doing all of that I'll sit her down and tell her I'm impotent, there's no possible way on earth I'd have gotten her pregnant. precisely I only last 30sec, my sperm can't possibly done such a damaged in 30s....can it?

Lol. No. No.

Let's assume that it is finally established that you're the father of the child in her womb. Wetin you go do?

Tollzara:
Lol. No. No.

Let's assume that it is finally established that you're the father of the child in her womb. Wetin you go do?

In Bray Wyatt voice "Run!"

Offpoint:
In Bray Wyatt voice "Run!"

Hehehehe