Two years ago i met this lady online in a mysterious way, i don't yahoo or chat like a chatter bus,rather we met through an intellectual forum and the relationship at first it sound Adventurous but later turn to be a Romantic union between friend distance across the seven seas,she lives in UK while a just graduate from the university a year after in Nigeria,we like each other Dearly that keep me wondering may be am loosing my senses to a friend that exist electronically,she keep inviting to uk for physical contact but i often decline the offer coz i cant afford it then and i can not tell her my through state in fear she may interpret my weakness for yahoo yahoo Mugu, that result for our temporal break thinking i may reverse my intention which of course i don't. six month later she called informing me she is coming this January.Has any one having any idea on how to host people from abroad ? what are the expenses like ?what are the Don't and DO for such an important friend , last pray for me for the lady is serious about marriage and relocating to uk .

thanks

from your name- you are really a boy.

looooooooool,

I'm sorry, I just had to laugh after reading your post.

This might just be "reverse scamming"

No other way to receive her than to dust up ur room and dry-clean ur clothes, or borrow some as u prepare to receive ya Queen.

A randy country lad.boyyyyy indeed!

i can't help myself, am just laughing

***rolling on the floor*** laughing

u can visit the National Assembly, I believe they will offer you lots of ideas.

Poster it is simple all you have to do is just be ready to show her around and dont spend what you can't afford. People from other countries are usually just happy to be some where and they just go with the flow.

i just hope you didn't lie about what you have and what you dont have because if you did this is the time to fess up before it's too late so she can be prepared to stay in a hotel or think of feeding herself etc.

LOL


I can't shout.

Depends really. Are you planning on hosting her-i mean in your home or she'll be staying at a hotel?
You need to work that out before not after.

she said she's cuummminng jan (which one by d way-next yr or wen)-we r in july and u dey scatter ur brain already

boyyyyyy needs encouragement pls guys encourage him

Visiting You This January? Are you drunk?

Visiting You This January? Are you drunk?

Deep Soul:

Funny post 

@Poster:
Is she planning to stay at your house? If yes, make sure you buy 1,000 litres of petrol for your generator if not NEPA go just put san san for your garri.

Incase your house might not be condusive enough for her, make sure you have enough money for accomodation in PROTEA or SHERATON.

As for food, you can devise a way to make her fall in love with IINDOMIE. It's just about N35. That way, you don't get to spend so much on food 

And lastly, I hope you speak better than you write. I[b]f you don't, that will mean extra expenses for you because you'd have to engage the services of a TRANSLATOR[/b].

I wish you "sussess"   

DEATH!!!

@post above



boyyyyyyyyyyyy, how[i] runs[/i]? which year we dey sef?

@poster
- what are the lies (if any) you told her that she may discover when she comes?
- did she say she will stay at your place?! did you invite her there?

i suggest you dont change ANYTHING about your life when she goes over to 9ja, be who you are and live the way you always do/did. pretending to be someone you are not to impress her is pointless. if you are not well endown "financially" then let her know that she will have to live with you "the African way". . . . . .  eat with the family, eat African food, experience electricity shortage, flimsy internet provider and possible mosquitoes attacks all through her stay etc.
start this brand new friendship/relationship on a true note rather than pretense etc there is nothing better than being real!

believe me, if she already planned a journey across the world to see you then these little hiccups will be a walk in the park for her.

plenty plenty ogogoro n cigarette if she be oyinbo, just amala and rice will do if she's local but remove the ponmo from the skin they dont like it

Lolz. . .just be yourself.

Visiting this January? Are you drunk? @Poster

Did he say he COULDNT AFFORD HER? I might have read that wrong, What she a online hooker?

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pls forgive me. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly your thread is hilarious

To be candid, pls and pls don't pretend to be what you are not. Let her see your current situation and accept you for whom you are. I believe love will always find a way. Wish you the best.

lol!!!!! which January?? this one

thanks

for all your comments thought i may sound very funny,the fact remain am ready to accept my mistakes and move ahead for succeeding in hosting my friend,i mean January next year and she prefer to stay in my house for it sound more natural been together . some nairaland friends can be very discouraging and harsh am use to that long before i start posting.


thanks once again.

pele don't mind them jare, just do your thing and keep it real.

Just do your thing man, don't mind the haters.
If it's next year Jan, its good you are trying to put things in perspective long before hand.

Vision Jan 2011

Senate please pass that bill.

Lol
I find this thread very sweet.
Treat your important friend, the way you treat everyone

the only time i regret not being a nigerian man is when i read this type of post.

see the kind english wey somebody dey type, yet he'll still get plenty of offers from attractive and rich females.