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Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:37pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Nope, not on heat just outta recess and er. . .na which one be FOC?? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Free of charge. When u . . .u weren't hearing fi o! si meaning same? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:58pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
<shakes head in disbelief> oh Vicks!! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 10:42pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
and some more laughter lines: 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your back side 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom? 7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 8:34am On Nov 22, 2010 |
Really cool . All hail the queen of jokes' section |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:38am On Nov 22, 2010 |
<smiles> Morning to u2 Vicks Queen ke? - Nah, Efe's just like any other joker 'n thanks for the compliment! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 8:49am On Nov 22, 2010 |
My God! Efe *holds heart in shock* i didn't except u online. I was just checking tru ma Erm. . . updates when i saw this. Morning babe . So are u staying long enough so we can do the proposed . . . . I'm fit enough to |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 8:55am On Nov 22, 2010 |
Morning to u too!! how're u feeling? No not staying online - off to work in a few minutes let's catch up in the evening |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 9:02am On Nov 22, 2010 |
Sadly a lil worse(thats how it's usually) . I guess u've not suffered it for some time now Lol. Yeah safe journey dear |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:05am On Nov 22, 2010 |
Thanks Baby Yeah, it's been a long while - but I know exactly how you feel Try and get some rest till I get back & Take Care |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 9:07am On Nov 22, 2010 |
Okay Np |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:27am On Nov 22, 2010 |
I have the answer , to the no 10 question, The answer is * Studio CFR *, Piece of cake, |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 9:19am On Nov 23, 2010 |
^^ Titi still waiting 4 u 2 post your own joke make we see abi u nor get liver? . . . |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 2:47am On Nov 25, 2010 |
And here's another one: 2 prostitutes chatting on the corner waiting for business. One said the the other "have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?". The other eplied "No but I've been swung round by the t!ts once or twice". |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 3:00pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
1st thief : Oh The police is here.Quick Jumpout of the window 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions. *********************************************************** Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KualaLumpur. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ****************************************************** Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time. ********************************************************** Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Nobody: 11:01am On Dec 13, 2010 |
nice, i want to ask IF ONE WANTS TO COMMITT SUICIDE AND THE ROPE ROUND HIS NECK IS TOO TIGHT AND PAINFUL,CAN HE TIE IT ROUND HIS WAIST!!!!! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 12:28am On Dec 15, 2010 |
^^ Lancaster!!! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by KDK(m): 6:47am On Dec 15, 2010 |
@ Efe, missed u so much. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 1:09am On Dec 16, 2010 |
Hey, missed u too Oya wetin u bring come?? and pls not bread (again) |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by yulad(m): 2:54am On Dec 16, 2010 |
Man shall not leave by bread alone, , or he risks the scourge of kwashiokor. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by KDK(m): 10:28am On Dec 16, 2010 |
Efe, haba! U forget that the bread is what i used in wooing u back in teacher training college, Agbor. @yula, i wan turn am 2 jew. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 12:04am On Dec 18, 2010 |
really |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Mantee(m): 3:05pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Thanks so much Efe. I enjoy ur jokes. They make my day. |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 3:08pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
E jor ! Make dis thread die now. E old pass Metuselah(or whateva the spelling is) self |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
I Loff You Jokes . . .Efe |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by KayCyrils(m): 4:36pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified." |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by KayCyrils(m): 5:01pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 1:14am On Jan 22, 2011 |
Mantee: you're welcome - glad you like them Mr.Bones: stick with the adult night classes - it'll do wonders for your spelling dani1luv: longest time Dani- thank, glad u like 'em @KayCyrils - try open your own thread to dey post your own joke Besides, I've seen both of them! |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by KDK(m): 5:47am On Jan 23, 2011 |
Efe, must u fight? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by MrBones2(m): 8:12am On Jan 23, 2011 |
^^ that's one of the reasons they deported her from Nigeria |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by EfemenaXY: 5:56pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
KDK: who? me?? I be peace maker now! Mr.Bones: and the other reasons?? |
Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by ElementG(m): 6:10pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: carrying and possession of heroine in d bra |
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