Ona wan kill man with laughter.

U go let dem kill u ontop joke wey no funny?

^^ Jealousy go kill some peeps for nland. . .

**Stud - Oya post ur own now**

studio neva sees any joke
i tell u most solemnly, studio,abi theatre nids glasses or surely he ll go blind soonest

^^hehehe

I think he's already blind - don't you see the white cane stick he walks with??

ha ha ha
i hv told him 2 go 2 haters section,he is nided there urgently

Babes is there really a hater's section??

Gosh - if so, then he realllllllllllllllllly does belong there

does been a mod makes you a kill joy?

Ben-10:

More jokes on the thread pls

<phew!> Okay, here goes:

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

A playground has a magic slide. When you slide down it and shout out what you want, it magically appears.

First child:" Sweets!"

and lo and behold a big bag of sweets appear at the bottom of the slide.

Second child:" Dog!"

And a delightful puppy sits waiting for the child at the bottom.

Third child: "Weeeeeee",

Thanks Dani!!

Quick que: Is there a limit to the number of new threads a person can open at anytime to post jokes?

I noticed that a joke I posted seems to keep dissappearing! 

I've got a really cool joke - problem is: everytime I post it - the thread seems to dissapear!!

Oh, and I glimpsed an error msg -something like: you're not authorised to place posts on this board (or something)

okay - thanks, Dani

I've just re-posted the joke (for the upteemth time: A guide to the average BBQ)

hope it stays on now

Spam??!!

That's awful - is there anything u can do about it then?

Yep, u were lucky u werent banned, kindly bear wit me, as i am on a wap service, wld nt b able 2 do dat rite nw, okay.
Probably 2mao

okay

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your
Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
them for a few seconds every day"

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
How long will this take?" I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

The Bastard is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.

Stupid, stupid man

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^

what the hell was that


love it - moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore

i liked the joke it was fuuny

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the b.it.ch.es.'

Thanks Dani!!

- hey

^^hello you!

how are you - what happening here - been away for while

been busy tying up a few loose ends for the day - come to the off-topic thread, we can chat there