Jesus Christ . . . . did u see the joke behind the yim part? 

When did i offer my yim to u wey u come dey reject am? 

Na who dey compete with you for jokes section abi na tatafo award? .

Come seriously i need to ask u this question efe. . . how old are u really? 

You see me criticize your jokes for here?  . . studio was right . . you guys are so immatured seriously. 

Vic2k3:

ROTFLMAO. Ill fated yim flight lol. See vexation

Na who dey vex lol . . yim fight ko msn fight ni

Simple joke about yim na him she turn to something else . . na real wa.

Na how u take even cope with her all this while? man u try ooooo gosh

Pharoah is that ur pick up line?

Vic2k3:

Pharoah is that your pick up line?

Pick up wetin . . . i no get anything with her and she knows that trust me.

The two of us have and will always be cool with each other.

@Pharoh

Just stop it will ya!

I'm really not in the mood. . .

Efenatu, wetin dey naw? How bodi? E don tey o

My dear, body dey inside cloth

I fine jor!

you nko??

hello peeps!

nice to be back!!!

Hehehe u time don expire oya fine ya way out

vicks no let me catch u oh

how far,how u dey?

"How far?" About 56 kilometers
"how're u doing?" Gr8

Btw were u on self-imposed exile?

Pharoh:

Jesus Christ . . . . did u see the joke behind the yim part?

When did i offer my yim to u wey u come dey reject am?

Na who dey compete with you for jokes section abi na tatafo award? .

Come seriously i need to ask u this question efe. . . how old are u really?

You see me criticize your jokes for here? . . studio was right . . you guys are so immatured seriously.

chai, no involve me for your matter abeg, i no like trouble cuz i be child of GOD

Stud - so you reach cafe today then?

see as u just dey play with the quote button!!

Na only when u missed your period u go dey mis-yarn.

No ooffeince - chief derailer

It's spelt Offence

not

ooffeince

Kai!! - nor give peeps eye sore

akara school boi!

For naija, anything goes lol - ooffeince or offence, all join.

So no dey make noise cuz i wan meditate

you sabi meditate??

Oya make I help you. . .start by meditating on the philisophies of life

when u finish, come tell me wetin you learn from the experience

Lol like u meditate alot aight?

Nwa Teacher

I refuse to laugh it off with Efe

Studio CFR:

Lol like u meditate alot aight?

Nwa Teacher

Well, na u 1st mention the word meditate - so I wan see wetin u know!

blacksta:

I refuse to laugh it off with Efe

Awww c'mon man! Jealousy is not good for the soul


follow stud meditate and you go find inner happiness

*Burns down thread*

^^in your miserable dream only - stud

Una nor go hold me? I go cyber kick somebody oh

I nor go tosh u

now get off ma thread and go derail somewhere else - I know your plans boi!!

Hahahahaha - ofcourse i want dis thread locked and move' straight to hell -

No ooffeince -

Na crime?

shame on you!

wicked soul!!

*My middle finger*

grow up

grow down

Swearing

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's
about time we
started sw*aring."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm going to
swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"

"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year old what he wants
for breakfast.

"Oh, sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f**king
Coco Pops."