More than 5 different jokes on top one thread - no one fit make me laugh.
Mtchew

Studio

Go and get your head examined. . .

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving."

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

Efemena_xy:

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

All these Anti Men jokes sef - might be connected to underlying issues - whose knows - lol

My Surgery is open 24 hours

Talk to me -

I have a cure and it is located on my " Men Issues " shelf


Lot of Love

Doc Black

^^Jeez

na light-hearted jokes na - okay, point taken. . .

will try something different next time

it is only joke as well


wassup - how was church - hope u prayed 4 me?

hey you

yeah Mass (I'm catholic) was jam-packed today

Just got back from a party too - practically ate myself silly

but yeah nice day but worn out now. . .

so when r u coming to surgery - i would like to dissect u .

Doc Black

No need - I've been a very good girl

you know the saying - An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. . .

be back in about an hour and half - need to pop out


is that ok

**Scoffs**

U don't need to tell me though, d'you??

K fine by me. . .

na dia handwork be that

how are u rom?

just one rom, same old studio

so why the different user id then?

if u really want to be anonymous - then use something completely unrelated to studio

**now pls stop derailing and stay on topic. . .**

A lot of haters on thread.   - Abeg leave me and Efe  -

^^Lol

so, how've u been today sha?

blacksta:

so when r u coming to surgery - i would like to dissect u .

Doc Black

why you wan cut me to pieces na??

it is been  cool - have a friend over from Nja - catching up and trying to  fix my mind to Monday hustle

Efemena_xy:



why you wan cut me to pieces na??

Na code for the usual - u don forget already- na wa oo

^^ I never forget - just pulling your legs

blacksta:

it is been cool - have a friend over from Nja - catching up and trying to fix my mind to Monday hustle

ohhh don't remind me

From 4pm onwards on Sundays - I tend to get the Monday Blues  

MALES and FEMALES AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.'

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the appropriate
Steps for your gender
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
********************************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
cheque book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25 Redial people on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

GIVE US A PUSH!!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"
"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain
outside!"
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man thinks about this, reluctantly gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
.
.
.
.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk

^^lol

:d :d :d

nice jokes efe, pls keep dem coming

Shuo!!! Efe u no dey sleep?