I nearly laugh

okay.

Gives efe a standing ovation

^^and that says it all!!

Kunbe you're forever my babes!!

Muahhhhhhhhh

lol!!

and here goes antother one:

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night". She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

Half funny

^^says who??

Says the judge

Lol! - Okay then

Good girl. Now post the other half funny or be docked

No.

shouldn't you be in bed anyway??

what? I hope u don't wanna mess wit the law?

I'll take ma chances . . .

**folds arms across chest** and whose says i'm not in bed?

**tosses her head**

Who says you are?

Chances ke

constable get hold of her and take her to ma house for interrogation

Cos i'm in the dream now

so you're sleep-typing now eh?

sweet dreams sha

Ur thread is going down lol.

Bad belle - stop derailing!!

Omo!! did u build a railroad here?

Off topic baby

you try jo

^^ My brother thanks jor!

Gud job

thanks KDK

but why una dey ressurect old thread now??

I don do my bit for the community - now I dey give una road to shine

Chai!!! This thread don grow bia bia

@efe. I gotta admit, u are pretty good, nice,

^^ Thanks!! - Much Appreciated