which would you choose woman 1 can cook, her delicious meal is a blessing but she just lie there like a wood all you do is enter the place, sleep and repeat the cycle next time. reasons being that she's big and can't pull much much actions without being ridiculous but i love Bimpe's food die!.

Woman 2 is a tiger in bed and well freaky, and every time shes around you cant wait till bed time but her food suck and i've lost weight. the last time she cooked rice and egusi stew for me the water was separated from the oil and egusi was dry too but I love Dammi's body die, which should i choose?.
This is one guys FB status i laffed out loud but i'm thinking theres some sense to this lol

Lolz onto 2 d men pick ur choice. . .

I will take Dammi pls,

^ _{It be like say u never encounter tigress 4 bed b4 ehn?}

Not to sound like most [i]d[/i]ick heads but, Dammy carries the day! How can a man harbor a dead wood I can always get food else where!

Pweety4me:

^ _{It be like say u never encounter tigress 4 bed b4 ehn?}

Actually, being a tigress is a minimum requirement in a lady for me. I will eat her bad cooking with love. At least she is cooking, some will not even carry the day. Dammi carries the day totally.Tell bimpe she no get chance.

It's a major requirement . Other characteristics will determine the kind of relationship we have. There are many options, casual, longterm , and serious wifey material. Moreover her cooking can always improve.

I'll take Dammi anyday. Why?

1. She's not as fat as Bimpe
2. She can always improve her cooking
3. Good sex (as well as character) is one of the things that keep a relationship going when the love dies out.

I want a girl who enjoy cooking meals, also like a cleaning the house/home, making love,i do not have time for people who are selfish and i too want to love and be loved right back that is about it high expectations aren't they?

of course, dammy is the answer. What do I need food for? I can cook for my wife while she does the dishes or send her to one-month catering school and she will turn out great even a party cook! Besides, I cud bring in a cook. I sincerely do not want my wife to slave day-in-day-out in the kitchen except that is where her satisfaction lies. Still I have my reservation. I will definantly pick a heathy dammy with good manners ( bed and others ) and tell Bimpe to dig a well and fall into it. If one is not large enof, she should dig two!

Dammi > wife
Bimbe  > maid

@ OP
hope u will pick Dammi witrh all graciousness now

Dami- concubine
bimpe- d second concubine

9-0 Dammi carries the day
Ladies that should be a good indicator for you

Mayflowa:

@ OP
hope u will pick Dammi witrh all graciousness now

if i wer a guy i'd go for first woman she can cook, food beat sex anyday for me

papa190:

i will take damni lola babe anytyme any day



i hate thoes kinda planks that lie on the bed durin s3x but shake their a$$$es 2 decieve innocent men like me

Gawd 4bid~

they are good girls lol but i always wonder when guys meet such girls cant you tell her how you want it or what lol

as snoop said,'' you can't make a who, e a housewife.i will choose the cooking wife and teach her how to become a freak in bed

^^
Rubbish as if its easy
some gurls hate s3x more than the devil~~
pray u dont come across such
they wud so frustrate u that u would simply end up goin outside~


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Rubbish as if its easy
some gurls hate s3x more than the devil~~
pray u dont come across such
they wud so frustrate u that u would simply end up goin outside~

are girls not human being .they also love sxe

Nigeria women ain,t worth shit,if i was the guy i did hold on to both of them and shuffle them around,well thats what Nigeria women deserve anyway (eat the good food of one and Bleep the other silly all night long) that way you dont lose out in both world and you feel refresh anyway.

I would prefer the second woman.
I can teach her how to cook and other things she needs to learn.

i will choose bimpe cos:
I love Good and quality food
i don't want to believe a woman is not good in bed. .all d orobo have been with ar good/hot in bed
If she isn't good in bed,then i will teach her. .a woman who truly care about u,will satisfy u sexually.

i love sex well well but i don't need a tigress in bed.

without a doubt: NUMBER TWO!!!!!!

you can teach someone how to cook but you cant really teach someone to love s e x and being a freak!
ps: the fact that number ONE was a big gal killed it for me anyway!

i will delete the fool off my facebook!

the one who give me quick punnny

Dammi must be very stupid. .it shows she wasn't raised properly.
wetin she dey do when others was learning how to cook. .damn!

i will take number 2 and teach her how to cook? but number 1 her brain done die and she is now a log of wood.

Some people are actually crazy!!! I will marry both of them,
Time for cooking is different
time for whatever is different

Which is easier to learn? Sexual maneuverability or Good cooking?

I'd choose number 2, I can cook, I'll teach her to cook, that's no problem, the rearrest cat in the jungle, is the Tiger, where would you find one if you rely on the ones that can cook, when you can teach her cooking, she'll catch up in no time, so i go with the hot Tigress,