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Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2010
xynerise:

My dog will not eat unless he sucks my neighbours bosom.


Is your dog male or female? We bash females here grin grin.

An Afterthought thinking :***Oh blimey, the joke is on the neighbour**
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^ Slow Poke cool
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 1:55pm On Aug 13, 2010
Pour out the venom efe. We have it on good authority that women can be cantankerous.

*** she hurls a missile**

**Hotwire deflected it and wipes his face**


Dont be physical baby. Beter cover your face
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:03pm On Aug 13, 2010
<sniggers>

diss us all you want - but when your Congo starts itching (again)

you guys'll come running back. . .

**like the provobial dog with it's tail tucked firmly between it's legs** tongue tongue
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2010
Lol. . .our "congo" is always itching. tongue grin
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:10pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben!! shocked shocked shocked

Lol. . . cheesy
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 2:44pm On Aug 13, 2010
Nature baby. smiley wink

Are you wet already? grin grin grin

Show me a woman (who has been UP THERE) that can say no when prompted and mean NO. A man is always back when the cup is full but the woman never let go.
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:45pm On Aug 13, 2010
angry angry

Speak 4 yourself lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 3:06pm On Aug 13, 2010
Lol ****** shocked shocked

You mean you have no juice left?

Thinking aloud
***this is delicate >> how do I say it?***

I dare say undecided undecided
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 3:18pm On Aug 13, 2010
<shakes head in pity>

someone's been playing with their medication (again)

Sort out the issue b/w you and blacksta 1st . . .then we'll talk some more (I promise ya) tongue
Re: Female Bashing ~ by sledge406: 2:38am On Aug 14, 2010
^ E go tire u
Re: Female Bashing ~ by xynerise: 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2010
Sometimes I wonder the difference between a woman and bi:tch(dog) when they urinate. undecided
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:49pm On Aug 14, 2010
sledge406:

^ E go tire u

**scoffs**

Wetin go tire me Mr "Uptown down hill"?
Re: Female Bashing ~ by sledge406: 11:54pm On Aug 14, 2010
Xynerise, keep looking.
The more you look, the less you see.
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:40pm On Aug 15, 2010
sledge406:

^ E go tire u

[email]**sniggers**[/email][size=8pt][/size]

and I see e never tire you - see as you dey hotly pursue me 4 every thread!

you just can't get enough of Efe can you? hmmm??

boy you're beginning to smell desperate
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 1:01pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

<shakes head in pity>

someone's been playing with their medication (again)

Sort out the issue b/w you and blacksta 1st . . .then we'll talk some more (I promise ya) tongue

Efe,
I am here to bash the likes of you not join issues. You wanna use the backside to cause commo?
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:07pm On Aug 16, 2010
^^ Hotwire cheesy cheesy

You nor dey pity us??

Afterall we are the weaker s.ex - abi??

**sniggers**
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2010
Hotwire:

Efe,
I am here to bash the likes of you not join issues. You wanna use the backside to cause commo?

hotwire, take am small small naaaa
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 1:14pm On Aug 16, 2010
Someone said,

What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them. grin
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 2:24pm On Aug 16, 2010
Ben-10,
Readily agree. You are wickedly carried for making my day. grin grin grin


Efe,
YOU dey kakaraka (strong) with all the missiles (ICBMs) hurled at you. Your shock absorbers are well balanced to take on any size. Abi? wink
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:26pm On Aug 16, 2010
<smiles>

Hotwire - you flatter me! tongue tongue
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 2:30pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

<smiles>

Hotwire - you flatter me! tongue tongue

oh boy efe so u be 4wheel drive, e no easy oooo grin grin grin
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 2:34pm On Aug 16, 2010
Element G:

hotwire, take am small small naaaa

Element G,
Oga Mi, dont intercede for that girl ooh. If she gets you she will crush you with those rounded ** and dump you like a used raincoat. Ask Ben-10.
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:37pm On Aug 16, 2010
Hotwire:

Element G,
Oga Mi, dont intercede for that girl ooh. If she gets you she will crush you with those rounded ** and dump you like a used raincoat. Ask Ben-10.

<smiles sweetly>

@Hotwire!!  tongue

what's the similarity between a man and a new carpet?




if you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!


grin grin grin

**Where is the Male Bashing thread??!! Need to put this stuff there too!**  tongue
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 2:40pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efe,
Element has gone gone soft on you. Forget the 4wheel yarn he spinned, just sheer jealousy. You cant take on everyone. Or can YOU? cool cool
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 2:42pm On Aug 16, 2010
hmmm, i see *gone soft huh?* tongue tongue tongue
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 2:44pm On Aug 16, 2010
efe, what is the similarity btwn a woman and liability?

The more they grow, the more ur expenses increases wink wink wink grin grin
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Aug 16, 2010
Hotwire:

Efe,
Element has gone gone soft on you. Forget the 4wheel yarn he spinned, just sheer jealousy. You cant take on everyone. Or can YOU? cool cool


I can but try though, can't I?? Starting with. . .you, perhaps?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Element G:

efe, what is the similarity btwn a woman and liability?

The more they grow, the more your expenses increases wink wink wink grin grin


Let me help you finish that sentence. . .and the more men just can't or berra still, won't do without us!!
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 2:50pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Let me help you finish that sentence. . .and the more men just can't or berra still, won't do without us!!

maybe u havent heard d word G.ay lolzzz grin grin grin
Re: Female Bashing ~ by Hotwire(m): 2:51pm On Aug 16, 2010
Ben-10,
Guys in the House,
This girl has done an irreparable damage to the male ego.  Ban her, no, castrate her no, it is better to circum**
You know there is that thing inbetween  2 valleys that makes her BOLD.
Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 2:53pm On Aug 16, 2010
Element G:

maybe u havent heard d word G.ay lolzzz grin grin grin

shocked shocked shocked

You mean you and Hotwire are G.ay??

or una dey swing both ways??!!

ok, I rest my case then. . .

**quickly exits this thread. . .**
Re: Female Bashing ~ by ElementG(m): 2:57pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:



shocked shocked shocked

You mean you and Hotwire are G.ay??

or una dey swing both ways??!!

ok, I rest my case then. . .

**quickly exits this thread. . .**

God forbid bad thing, me ke, i no fit be G,ay now?

As they say, there is a woman behind everyman's success, na lie, instead it is there is a woman behind every man's abnormality grin grin grin

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