WHAT??!!

Hotwire:

Ben-10,
Guys in the House,
This girl has done an irreparable damage to the male ego.  Ban her, no, castrate her no, it is better to circum**

Abeg make up your mind jor!

You know there is that thing inbetween  2 valleys that makes her BOLD.

Wicked Soul!!  

Efemena_xy:



Wicked Soul!!  

wicked ke? no be u bring up d idea of swooping body parts and by d way d part wey dem wan commot, u no to need am abi shey u need am

Aha, thats my boy. You are now coming hard and strong. She will soon beg for respite.

***efe sweating and thinking. when will it end?***

chai see chaos for nairaland

Element G:

wicked ke? no be u bring up d idea of swooping body parts and by d way d part wey dem wan commot, u no to need am abi shey u need am

I need am well-well

**Wonders: Element so you dey follow Hotwire sanction Genitial Mutilation??!!**

Hotwire:

Aha, thats my boy. You are now coming hard and strong. She will soon beg for respite.

***efe sweating and thinking. when will it end?***

In. . .Your. . . Dreams!!

Nland guys, here's a 'lil something 4 y'all - I sure say una go fit relate with this:
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Stop it Baby.


This Thread is for Female Bashing.

Can't find the Male Bashing thread

So, just trying to manage this one in the meantime. . . 

abeg efe, i no fit pack shiit ooooo as they say women are poultry animals

^^ That u can't do without!

honestly, i prefer a skunk to a woman if her conditions place me in a uncomfortable manner

^^ Okay then you prefer a female skunk - abi?

or na the male skunks dey do am for you??

skunk na skunk, as long say no be human being female, any animal is welcomed by me

^^ Animal abuse

I go call the RSPCC for you now!!

-How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. . ."

lmao! XD

What's the difference between a leech and a woman? You don't have to be nice with the leech while it sucks you
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Efemena_xy:

^^ Animal abuse

I go call the RSPCC for you now!!

i go die if na true say u get RSPCC number

Hubcool:

lmao! XD

What's the difference between a leech and a woman? You don't have to be nice with the leech while it sucks you
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i like dat one

On a radio phone-in program, there was this guy who presented his problem thus;
Caller: There's this girl I've known for about 10 months now whom I really really like. I've sent her flowers, called her as many times as possible in a day, everyday, told her sweet things most of it how I felt about her which was entirely true, tried everything to make her give me some attention but she just ignored me. I've moved on since then, though still single.Then about 4 months ago, I got a new job, bought a car and moved into a new apartment (my own apartment). I guess she got word of this becauseright now she wouldn't let me rest. She's filling my box with mails, my phone with sms messages and calls me like her father owns the network.Please advice me as I don't know what to do.

This was the radio presenter's reply. 

Presenter: This is what you should do; when you get home on a Friday night, call her up to let her know you'll be coming to her place. Then you rest a while. When you feel you've had enough rest then take a bath. Put on some neat clothes. Get a bottle of your best perfume. Then drive over to her place. When you see her, pull her close and give her a very warm embrace. Softly whisper in her ears "Na God go punish you!" Then you take your leave.

Boy, thi is a good material for taming Efe.

<raises eyebrows>

Really??

@efe, honestly wit wat u did d other time dat got plaster of paris on my behind?
i kinda support hotwire dis time u knw??

but dont worry when u blast him back, i will accept d blasting as an apology Hehehehe

Lol oya more bashing now .

Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet

^^ I'm dissapointed in you

you nor even try self - you just dey repost a seriously reposted joke!!

Provide evidence or remain silent there abi the thing dey pain u lol .

Make i even give u more self.

^ Dry.

^^ You and efe done crase finish . . . . i go bash una wella today weather dry or not.



If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

^^ Crase man.

How you go compare dog and woman? You well so?

Pharoh:



If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

seen it several times - another seriously reposted joke

really!! c'mon Pharoh - I know you can do berra

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had a choice to make, would you go to lunch or to a movie?


WIFE: Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Etc,


Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

staleeeeeeeeeeeee

in other words
STFU
lol

quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.