Albertone:
I wanted to take a selfie while posing with a loaded gun to my head.Instead of me to press the capture button,i pulled the trigger....The rest they say is history

Haaaaa

Allaboutkatiee:
Haaaaa

Twas very devastating...

tiffanyfan:


No

check My Signature

Allaboutkatiee:
Haaaaa

have You Seen My Book

Albertone:
I wanted to take a selfie while posing with a loaded gun to my head.Instead of me to press the capture button,i pulled the trigger....The rest they say is history

chai

CreepyBlackpool:
She came over, refused to fvck, still asked me to go down the street and buy her food. I bought laxatives and added to the food.
She purge tire


Ran over my ex's dog. She didn't have time for me but had enough to be taking her dog on a walk. I kuku do the dog hit and run

Lwkmd. U mean o bros

ekoson95:
1. I was so hungry that I used pressing iron to boil indomie.

2. I got so pissed off one day in school, that I threw a chair across the classroom (with a student in it)

Oga superman I hail o

...HM......most craziest?
Singing in Femi's voice...wonder wonder wonder......

The first time i smoked weed, i came back to the house, entered the kitchen, brought out my mums pot of soup and ate directly from it, i finished the whole meat and licked the soup and went to sleep, the funny part was that my mum and siblings were shockingly looking at like i have gone mad.. I cant forget that day

Pusyiter:
...HM......most craziest?
Singing in Femi's voice...wonder wonder wonder......

Pusyiter Don't just sing ,tell us the craziest thing

Oya I am waiting

Hmm.....visited an uncle years back, I saw Hennessey bottle close to his TV
I felt it was my best time to have a taste of it as I just heard of it then.
I hurriedly opened it immediately he left to the kitchen and took a shot before he arrives
Unknowingly, it was kerosene meant for his lantern in his house.
The moment I took a shot, he stepped in, I didn't know what to do whether to swallow it or spit it out.
Was really hell.

Twoclans:


Pusyiter Don't just sing ,tell us the craziest thing

Oya I am waiting

phranco:
The first time i smoked weed, i came back to the house, entered the kitchen, brought out my mums pot of soup and ate directly from it, i finished the whole meat and licked the soup and went to sleep, the funny part was that my mum and siblings were shockingly looking at like i have gone mad.. I cant forget that day

Really Guy you no go kill person with laff

Pusyiter:
Hmm.....visited an uncle years back, I saw Hennessey bottle close to his TV
I felt it was my best time to have a taste of it as I just heard of it then.
I hurriedly opened it immediately he left to the kitchen and took a shot before he arrives
Unknowingly, it was kerosene meant for his lantern in his house.
The moment I took a shot, he stepped in, I didn't know what to do whether to swallow it or spit it out.
Was really hell.

In addition to been a smooth talker you are also longer throat

How are you dear pusyiter

Accepting Felicitation from you is like believing YY Sani will win the Presidential election come 2019

Twoclans:


In addition to been a smooth talker you are also longer throat

How are you dear pusyiter

Pusyiter:
Accepting Felicitation from you is like believing YY Sani will win the Presidential election come 2019

Awwwwwww he breaks my fragile heart

I went out at night to buy mentol blue just because I want to give a girl head


It happened two weeks ago
I still regret putting my tongue in that smelly stuff

lol, when she has already eaten someone's heart

Twoclans:



Awwwwwww he breaks my fragile heart

Albertone:
I wanted to take a selfie while posing with a loaded gun to my head.Instead of me to press the capture button,i pulled the trigger....The rest they say is history

what is this?

Nasri100:

Pressing iron to boil indomie?

believe you me