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Dropped A Padlock On Somebody's Head From Second Floor.


Put Prick Inside A 17 years Old Girl

oloyolo:
I was working in one senators house, a friend stole some expensive gin from his bar, we got so high my friend was terrified of standing his feet meanwhile I got tasty and decided to climb one of the giant mango trees in his garden.

I know you might be asking, what is the correlation between a mango tree and being tasty, my answer is you have to be sloppily drunk to find that out.

BTW the whole experience was fuc*** zen.

oh and one time I drove all the way from abuja to kaduna under the influence of codine, and I still don't know why tf I made that trip in the first place, I really believed I had a good reason for doing it back then though.

Omo Science Student

IamPlato:
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Dropped A Padlock On Somebody's Head From Second Floor.



Put Prick Inside A 17 years Old Girl

Putting ur thing inside a 17yrs, Haaaa Broda yiiii

tiffanyfan:




Putting ur thing inside a 17yrs, Haaaa Broda yiiii

babe, 17yrs old these days are more like principalities. except he forced her sha o

tiffanyfan:



Putting ur thing inside a 17yrs, Haaaa Broda yiiii

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Is It My Fault? I Just Wanted To Help Her remove Some Things

anochuko01:

babe, 17yrs old these days are more like principalities. except he forced her sha o

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Are You Mad?


Force Her For What?

IamPlato:
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Are You Mad?


Force Her For What?

so Mr Plato, that's how you go about chooking your preeq inside 17 year olds abi?

WinningEleven:
so Mr Plato, that's how you go about chooking your preeq inside 17 year olds abi?

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If You See Her, you Will Forget Nikki Minaj and You Wont Bother Asking Her Age

IamPlato:
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If You See Her, you Will Forget Nikki Minaj and You Wont Bother Asking Her Age

forget that thing. Underage is underage

IamPlato:
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Are You Mad?

Force Her For What?

hey, oga cool down you can see I was only explaining to her. why your blood dey hot like this?

I removed my sin card and gave my phone to a stranger I met in a bus cos she complained she doesn't have a phone when I requested for her ccontact. She never called me till today, that was my first year in university

usoroh4luv:
I went to a brothel to straff. The craziest thing I did was licking the pussy of a prostitute. I still brush my teeth five times everyday since then.. It is up to four years now

You Are On Your Own...

sammi11:
I removed my sin card and gave my phone to a stranger I met in a bus cos she complained she doesn't have a phone when I requested for her ccontact. She never called me till today, that was my first year in university

Lol baba u get mind

Lol. I Had an argument with our school bus driver(I was in ss3 then tho). The man talk say I no enter bus in time say I dey delay them. As a calm big boy then, I tried to explain what delayed me but the man no free reason with me. He then rain all form of abusus and curses on me my driving( in the presence of juniors then, I was the Ass Head boy sef), I gave it to him hot by the way. The thing reach a point wey I tell the man say I wan get down dey go home on my own, the man no gree, he con dey speed sef, I no con know the spirit that entered me, na do I jumped down from the speeding bus. I was critical then. I just laughter anytime I remember the scenerio

Another time....

TheManofTomorrow:
Lol. I Had an argument with our school bus driver(I was in ss3 then tho). The man talk say I no enter bus in time say I dey delay them. As a calm big boy then, I tried to explain what delayed me but the man no free reason with me. He then rain all form of abusus and curses on me my driving( in the presence of juniors then, I was the Ass Head boy sef), I gave it to him hot by the way. The thing reach a point wey I tell the man say I wan get down dey go home on my own, the man no gree, he con dey speed sef, I no con know the spirit that entered me, na do I jumped down from the speeding bus. I was critical then. I just laughter anytime I remember the scenerio

Another time....

na spirit of Tom Cruise enter you

1. I was so hungry that I used pressing iron to boil indomie.

2. I got so pissed off one day in school, that I threw a chair across the classroom (with a student in it)

Allaboutkatiee

keep the lies coming guys...

RichardRexs:
na spirit of Tom Cruise enter you

I swear bro. The thing no be small matter jare

Allaboutkatiee:
We all know each and everyone of us has engaged in something very crazy
So I need you to talk about your experience
As for me,the craziest thing I've ever done is not putting on any undies to work
For reasons best known to me
Please share yours

And u juz made me click on your moniker!!
Well, mine is having a romp with two best friends..

Allaboutkatiee:
We all know each and everyone of us has engaged in something very crazy
So I need you to talk about your experience
As for me,the craziest thing I've ever done is not putting on any undies to work
For reasons best known to me
Please share yours

So you are the lady that review what she did with her boss in the office below.


https://www.nairaland.com/4845181/how-seduced-boss-not-wearing#72962356

It was in a bus that I slipped my hand into a young girl's skirt that I don't know while she was lapped by her mom and this girl didn't say a word or removed my hand,she was just too welcoming. This happened in the early hours of a Saturday morning on our way back from a bachelor's eve party,though I can blame it on some bottles of Smirnoff ice and seeing the erotic dances that the groom to be enjoyed the night before. Till this very moment I can't say this is how she looks but I know she is dark.

All this lies self

ekoson95:
1. I was so hungry that I used pressing iron to boil indomie.

2. I got so pissed off one day in school, that I threw a chair across the classroom (with a student in it)

Pressing iron to boil indomie?

Too many dangerous quickies to recount

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tiffanyfan:



Putting ur thing inside a 17yrs, Haaaa Broda yiiii

have You Seen My Book

Fighting a lady 7years older than me cause she pissed me off real bad. I was 13 then, I got the beating of my life that day Las las she stopped pissing me off after we fought. That was the last time I ever fought. Growing up I had anger issues but ThankGod I overcame it, nobody can piss me off to that extent again.

IamPlato:
have You Seen My Book

No

I wanted to take a selfie while posing with a loaded gun to my head.Instead of me to press the capture button,i pulled the trigger....The rest they say is history