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What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Addictedtodrugs(m): 8:30am On Nov 16, 2018
Hello everyone!! I know a lot of us masturbate every time, so I just want to know the reason why you masturbate ? Mine is because if I don’t masturbate I can’t sleep at night!! Share yours ?
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by meobizy(f): 9:14am On Nov 16, 2018
Ah, who told you? Don't let these female posters come here with their "I do not masturbate nor watch porn" stories.
I guess 98% of humans in the world are men since 'those sites' are frequented 'only by men'.
My reasons? It is safe, it does not guarantee pregnancy, my hands don't get periods, they have no foul smell from time to time, they grip my equipment either hard or light enough, they can't give me an STD or guilt trip me after a breakup, they are ever ready even by 3:30 am in the morning or 7:30 am before work and the best of all, it aids sleep.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Buharisef(m): 9:38am On Nov 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe we need ur input here o
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by NwaAmaikpe: 9:46am On Nov 16, 2018
shocked


There are endless rational reasons as to why NwaAmaikpe always masturbates.

First of all,
I masturbate as a sign of gratitude to God for making my hands long enough to touch my genitals.

You have to know how to please yourself before expecting another person to please you. That is another reason why I masturbate.

Then with a sexual appetite like mine, masturbation is the safest route when in locations like the mosque, functions or in the bank where sex can't be readily gotten.

Lastly,
Masturbation is the safest sex.
No pregnancy scare,
No fear of being accused of rape,
No STIs.
No heartbreaks
No shakara.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Nobody: 3:09pm On Nov 16, 2018
I don't want to lose my Glory to a hoe. I'm a freaking addict, I was born like this

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by SolutionMee: 5:12pm On Nov 16, 2018
cheesy It is the best thing that has ever happen to humanity. I wonder what life will be without it.
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by GOFRONT(m): 5:14pm On Nov 16, 2018
I love masturbation.... That's my hobby
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Dangerousboy(m): 5:30pm On Nov 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


There are endless rational reasons as to why NwaAmaikpe always masturbates.

First of all,
I masturbate as a sign of gratitude to God for making my hands long enough to touch my genitals.

You have to know how to please yourself before expecting another person to please you. That is another reason why I masturbate.

Then with a sexual appetite like mine, masturbation is the safest route when in locations like the mosque, functions or in the bank where sex can't be readily gotten.

Lastly,
Masturbation is the safest sex.
No pregnancy scare,
No fear of being accused of rape,
No STIs.
No heartbreaks
No shakara.
hahahahaha laffing very hard. gratitude to which God?
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Olatunji1929: 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2018
Thank God have stopped masturbation i have not masturbated for the past 1 week i think have left vaseline crew
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Biingoo: 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2018
Conji naw. what else??
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Masturbation by Nobody: 6:04pm On Nov 16, 2018
Too much of blue film nothing else cool

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