WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!! Hold on guys!

R y'all tryna tell me dat som peeps do attend all dis church's mentioned above?

Joagbaje:

Revelation 10:3
3 And cried with a loud voice, as[ when] a lion roareth: and when he had cried, [b]seven thunders[/b] uttered their voices.

ok thanks for the bible lesson, just checked my bible
but, if i tell you to worship in that church, like seriously would you?
must you capitalize on every word you see in the bible ??
well to me I STILL THINK THE NAME FOR A CHURCH IS FUNNY
SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS.

This is truly the tread of the year. For more than 45mins I've been laughing in the office and it just won't stop.

Here are some names I just found;

- The Exchange Church (maybe dem dey do forex for here)
- Connection Church (if u need connection)
- Dangermouse Church (if rat dey disturb u for house well well)

Source: http://churchventure..com/2009/03/119-cool-church-names.html


The funny thing is this doesn't only happen in Naija

Have a look at this site, http://www.oddee.com/item_97069.aspx

thank God you have understand that, the only challenge is for you to accept the transparent religion. the religion of moses David mary Solomon and jesus the religion of Islam

^
shey all dis peeps na dem tell u say dem be muslim?

^^LWKMD!
He's reading the wrong book upside down.

@T_hanz,

"Danger mouse church" ke?  n som pipu dey attend d church?  (((((Heaven i need a hug)))))

*Even d name of d church itself is a sin, no to talk of attendin. Am i stu-pid?*

I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss  for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory.

For her own territory/backyard 

@Ranosky,

Na so I see my broda. I no sabi if ppl dey attend d church o but d mere fact say e dey exist mean say e get member(s).

This goes to show that ppl can be wooed into joining anything, some ppl I mean. God help us all.

powered by viagra?



and st-remy brandy or what?

i doubt that's a church.

more likely a bunch of jokers.

"Jesus Will Never Fall Your Hand ministr[b]ys[/b]" - Odoshimadegun.

I saw one in PortHarcourt they call EJA FORCE. They wear a kind of millitary camouflage and be chasing uncountable demons from sunday to sunday.
I saw another one in abuja called DUNAMIS.
Anything can be found in nigera-

Kick the devil out ministry.
Possess your possession ministry.
Attack your destiny kidnappers mininstry.
Satan i no agree ministry.
No nonsense ministry.
Trust nigerians, anything can go.

Lol. Hey deluded goons what difference does it make? Be it christ embaC, Redeem, deeper life, synagogue of whatever. The men of dogs are all thieves and the gullible down-trodden idi.ots will seat down like zombie waiting for miracle bulshi.t in the name of whacky dead jewish god that died helplessly with two thieves, while crying out loudly like a bicth on a fcking cross.
Disgusting!

^
May God in his infinit mercies forgive U!

^He will do that.

From t_hank's link

119 Cool Church Names (some aren't so cool!)
ONELOVE church

Recreate church

Eklesia church

Connect church

CHURCH CAST

The Race Church

NewGlobe Church

NewChurch

Restorer Church

Defender Church

Rescuer Church

Giver Church

Act Church

The Overture Church

The Endeavor Church

First Act Church

Venture Church

Great Endeavor Church

The Exchange Church

Truth Church

The Source Church

All Things New Church

Pitch Church

The Launch Church

OutSetChurch

Link Church

Encounter Church

24 CHURCH

First Love Church

Replenish Church

Global Church

The Center Church

CONNECTION CHURCH

Epic Venture Church

The Root Church

DANGERMOUSE Church (added for tobiwan)

Renewal Church

Renew Church

OneWayChurch

Landmark Church

Century Church

Central Church

CleanSlate Church

TombStone Church

Kinetic Church

Movement Church

Motion Church

Activate Church

Dynamic Church

Rhythm Church

Pulse Church

Beat Church

Sound Church

New Music Church

Portal Church

Music of Life Church

Rhythm of Life Church

Reactivate Church

TheCause

LIFECAUSE Church

BeTheCause Church

Motif Church

Designers Church

ThePattern

LifePattern

PatternOfLife Church

TheDesign

Redesign Church

TheSketch

Objective Church

CityBeat

Fresh Church

Start Church

TheFigure

TheCrux

TheCore

Guardian Church

Keeper Church

Director Of Life Church

One Church

The Messenger

Messenger Church

Message Church

Stream Church

Streaming Church

LIGHT CHURCH

VIBE Church

Verve Church

Manifold Church

Home Church

Open House Church

Propulsion Church

View Church

Vision Church

Honor Church

Celebration Church

Churchopolis

Churchopia

Star Church

Jesus Church

New Tribe

Kin Church

Commit Church

Change Church

Resolution Church

Enthuse Church

Overflow Church

Drive Church

Enter Church

Embark Church

Purpose Church

Multiply Church

Reproduce Church

Celebrate Church

Access Church

New Deal Church

Joy Church

Crimson Church

Red Church

Hell is real ministries, @ Lagos- Abeokuta Express way

Just saw one on LTV just now

"FINGER OF GOD CHURCH"

Rhino.3dm:

Lol. Hey deluded goons what difference does it make? Be it christ embaC, Redeem, deeper life, synagogue of whatever. The men of dogs are all thieves and the gullible down-trodden idi.ots will seat down like zombie waiting for miracle bulshi.t in the name of whacky dead jewish god that died helplessly with two thieves, while crying out loudly like a bicth on a fcking cross.
Disgusting!

[size=4pt]That was awesome.[/size]

Rhino.3dm:

Lol. Hey deluded goons what difference does it make? Be it christ embaC, Redeem, deeper life, synagogue of whatever. The men of dogs are all thieves and the gullible down-trodden idi.ots will seat down like zombie waiting for miracle bulshi.t in the name of whacky dead jewish god that died helplessly with two thieves, while crying out loudly like a bicth on a fcking cross.
Disgusting!

@ Rhino.3dm

Why do you go about threads deriding xtianity? You need to quit this attitude of yours! If you do not agree with other people's views/beliefs/opinions, it's a sensible idea to present any arguments you have against in an inoffensive manner! Genuinely seeking to understand the truth, asking questions and presenting your arguments like a decent person is a lot better than heaping coals on your head by blaspheming the Holy Spirit and causing offence to those who believe!  

And you still haven't responded to my reply to one of your earlier posts: If you are one of those people who do not believe in a creator, ask yourself (also ask others) if any human being on earth has created something (anything at all) out of nothing (something that had not been made or created).

seyibrown:

And you still haven't responded to my reply to one of your earlier posts: If you are one of those people who do not believe in a creator, ask yourself (also ask others) if any human being on earth has created something (anything at all) out of nothing (something that had not been made or created).

Mathematics.

And that brought about many other things that weren't produced by Mother Nature.

Iyineda:


Mathematics.

And that brought about many other things that weren't produced by Mother Nature.

Mathematical laws are something that human beings have discovered—not invented.

Who no wan answer pastor or general overseer even if na by fire by force?

Vengeance ministry. I swear by Kunleoshobo's tithe envelope, the ministry is located near my house here in Lagos.

You guys again with your "God exist/God does not exist" arguments and ideologies.

Can't you just leave everyone of us that is indifferent to the issues alone and go back to your thread and fight urselfs to death ?  Umh?   Umh?    
Why should you guys take ur baseless, unnecessary and unproductive arguments everywhere on nairaland?

You guys have to come in here and spoil our fun for us.  We were enjoying ourselves until you "KILL JOYS" showed up.

payday2day church!

joking though! you guys r really something,

FIST OF FURY indeed!

I guess they will be punching the "invisible satan" there.

I really enjoyed this thread and almost laughed my heart out until Rhino.3dm came up with his very offensive post.

New Wine Church in London, England

KINGDOM AGAINST KINGDOM ministries near Isolo Road Ilasamanja, Mushin Lagos.

ABOSCO Church of God. No 4 Bus Stop, Nekede, Owerri. Reminded me of NASCO biscuits.