huh??
you are a genius

okay. congrats on your graduation. too bad you've missed your chance of getting that coveted microsoft IT job.
I'll come to confessions sometime. maybe you can pray for me.

Zahymaka:

Acerbic wit fits you like a glove.

now i have to go get my dictionary. lol

WesleyanA:

okay. congrats on your graduation. too bad you've missed your chance of getting that coveted microsoft IT job.
I'll come to confessions sometime. maybe you can pray for me.

I'm not going to pray for you until you let out those secrets .

Speaking of the priesthood, my priesthood is not of this world. I have been called to serve as a priest in the chambers of IT .

u and ur big words and ur small, difficult words

Efani:

huh??
you are a genius

He is. he's going to be a billionaire too (well maybe millionaire).

do you want to be a billionaire?  


@Zah, i'll have to go to a specialized priest to confess my deep secrets. I can tell you the superficial ones though.
good about the IT chamber. you'll find a wife through it and quit your priesthood.

Efani:

u and your big words and your small, difficult words

Forgive me Efani. Perhaps some elucidation would be in order?

Abeg no mind me jare. . .

When you dey gist with sophisticated girl, na sophisticated words you suppose use. We Ajepakos, na only correct pidgin dey commot for our mouth.

Zahymaka:

When you dey gist with sophisticated girl, na sophisticated words you suppose use.

heeeyy! . . . no seriously 

oh well. . . at least i got a free vocabulary builder. his name's Zah 

WesleyanA:

heeeyy! . . . no seriously

oh well. . . at least i got a free vocabulary builder. his name's Zah

That's another way to make a guy smile. Flattery - or is it appreciation?

7 things that can make a guy smile

1. You have to say the three magical words ( I LOVE YOU)
2. Always make him feel special
3. Play with him. As in romantically
4. Do something funny.
5 Always tell him how you can't sleep without glancing at his pics
6 Alway make him a delicious food
7 Always tell him you can't wait to see him.

Give him SESX SEX SEX & dnt ask of $$$$$$$$ 4m him he ll b d happiest guy on EARTH

1 call him on his phone even when his beside you
2 show him some dance steps
3 pretend to fall on his feet
4 cook a good food for him
5 pretend as if you are over caring

got to go

mubowa:

1 call him on his phone even when his beside you
2 show his some dancincing steps
3 pretend to fall at his feet

1. What?! Don't you have anything better to do with your credit?
2. Ok. You showed me the dance step. What's next?
3. *Dials 999*

I dont think I would even date a guy who likes romantic movies, talkless of watching such movies WITH him.

is this some kind of female club trading secrets on male emotional vulnerability?

That was lovely.
Wish i had a gal like u.
u sound so caring,hope u not faking it?

Jaminn do u av prob with that?

@GENIAL, we dont use credit, i don't know what they use in uk any way

17 blow jobs would surely make him a very happy chappy

Omo the only a woman can make me smile is to give me Mouth Action

Pervert!

keep kissing his ass

@ Mr izeek, even though i love u so much, but i ain't gonna kiss your ass for no reason. man please. how about u kiss my ass

sy2000:

7 things that can make a guy smile

1. You have to say the three magical words ( I LOVE YOU)
2. Always make him feel special
3. Play with him. As in romantically
4. Do something funny.
5 Always tell him how you can't sleep without glancing at his pics
6 Alway make him a delicious food
7 Always tell him you can't wait to see him.

damn u again, do u join every naija website Na WA sha, anyway u got no girlfriend so don't bother about your list , no one is going through your phone

Not bad.At least i smiled.But,it doesn`t work 4 all.

i'd be a very happy man if my girl's got 'style'. from her dressing, to her doings, to her yarnings, the babe can hold her own! she should give me the best luving ever and treat me like a king (her king ). u know, somebody i can be proud to show off and be like, "yo, thats my girl!"
seriously i can do anything for such a one! can i get a witness brothers!!?

sorry beebee but what have i done to deserve ass kissing today, kini moshe? am blameless.
well i dont mind sha. as long as its not soo black.

ehhhhhhh 17 ways common i'd start like this;

1 . Tell him his's handsome or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold his hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Leave him voice messages to wake up to.
4 . When he is upset, hold him tight and tell him how much he means to you.
5 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
6 . Write him notes. (he loves them)
7 . Introduce him to family and friends . . . as your boy/manfriend.
8 . Pick him up, tickle him, and play-wrestle with him.
9 . Sit in the park and just talk to him.
10 . Tell him funny jokes, tell him stupid jokes, or just tell him jokes.
11 . Let him fall asleep in your arms.
12 . If he's mad at you, kiss him.
13 . Treat him the same around your friends as you do when you'r alone.
14 . Look him in the eyes and smile.
15 . Let him take as many pictures of you as he wants.
16 . If you'r in love with him . . . tell him.
17 . Sex, Real sex indeed (no man ever run alway from that)
With these i am the happiest and smiling guy on earth
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i think u guys need to be thinking about doing all of that to your woman, if u want to boost your ego

Always praise him on how he affect ur (lady)life positively and tell him u are always proud to have him as ur hubby

@izeek, baby, stop calling my ass black. luv ya

Buha

Kai, i never guys were so complicated with lists on how their lady should treat em. Well, you just show up at my place naked, bring along some mouth watering food and have sex like we're in the wild. No long thing.