don't go into my cell phone
don't ask me why i'm taking my sistas to the movies

<sarcasm>
You forgot to mention this important one:
'don't be upset when I make love to your best friends'
</sarcasm>

For me, this is that can be done by my girl to make happy

1. Pretend like you are into other girls. (Very hot )
2. Keep up to date on current events (mainly news)
3. At the very least, posses basic knowledge on philosophy, political science, and history (mainly the wars)
4. Interest in playing video games
5. Presentable in public (Properly educated and well behaved)
6. Average fashion (I am not looking for a super model wannabee. Just a kool person that doesn't go out looking like a bum)
7. Hugs and kisses

J-girl, did u feel da emotions?, i had to let it out!!

girls know how 2 make us smile, they just stubborn!!

I know you had to let it out but that was like 8 commandments

know you had to let it out but that was like 8 commandments

u got me gurl!

lol.

i love that zai,
the part that says a guys would feel stupid if u don't laugh at his jokes,
i believe that, it's really true,
even if it's not funny, just laugh!!

well I think personally i don´t have to do anything for a guy to smile, I mean, i think that i f you give the guy space and stop being all over his face he will be happy ,
you can also like watch a good soccer game and eat good food after, yummy

04. leave him alone when he's with his boys

09. Let them play their video games as much as they want

19. He never has to say I love you in front of his boys

20. if he's mad, just say everything is your fau

22. All holidays and anniversary means SEX!.

01. Bring us food

06. When they stare at other women,  tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."

14. Baby them once in a while.

this is a wonderful list and i think "WesleyanA" did her home work well, if all ladies could follow these simply guidelines we won't have the amount of strife we have nowadays, these rules are the magic key to our heart(some guys), ladies learn, i would like to add one golden rule and this rule 100, "LADIES DON'T NAG"[quote][/quote]

there is only one way to make a man smile above all
call him and tell him u just deposited N50 million into his account
he would sure luv u

weel wats else can make a man happy

ehhh, thats too much

i would think a girl's crazy if she did all that

nosakhare:

this is a wonderful list and i think "WesleyanA" did her home work well, if all ladies could follow these simply guidelines we won't have the amount of strife we have nowadays, these rules are the magic key to our heart(some guys), ladies learn, i would like to add one golden rule and this rule 100, "LADIES DON'T NAG"

buhahahahaha a guy (like you) created those rules lol.
I only had to copy it and laugh at how stupid they were.

nice you liked it.    but no girl's going to do all that for you, sorry. 

WesleyanA:

but no girl's going to do all that for you, sorry.

Really? Then what's the point?

haha.
to make you dream . . .and whine later.

Remaining single isn't such a bad idea after all.

if ur single and ur gettin sum, then it's not bad

Efani:

if your single and your gettin sum, then it's not bad

I'm single in the strictest sense - celibate

why??

don't listen to him. he's joking

I'll personally come down there to get you a wife, zah if you say that again.
now cross "celibate" out of your dictionary!

thats cool

Efani:
why??

The fairer sex is certainly not worth the trouble, of course with the exception of present company.

WesleyanA:

don't listen to him. he's joking

I'll personally come down there to get you a wife, zah if you say that again.
now cross "celibate" out of your dictionary!

Wesley, from now on, I'm Father Zahymaka or Father Zah, whichever you prefer.

can u repeat ur response in english

Zahymaka:

The fairer sex is certainly not worth the trouble, of course with the exception of present company.

Wesley, from now on, I'm Father Zahymaka or Father Zah, whichever you prefer.

of course everyone knows i'm an exception to the rule

and who promoted you to that rank?

Efani:

can u repeat your response in english

i didnt understand a word he typed

not one word? 
aww that's too bad. . .'cause i did 

i guess im stupid lol

you'll grow out of it.

lol that was a joke

haha funny. smart ass

WesleyanA:

and who promoted you to that rank?

Didn't you hear? I just graduated from the seminary. I shall discuss nothing about some interesting things of life, except er in the confession booth.

WesleyanA:

you'll grow out of it.

Acerbic wit fits you like a glove.