Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

Omo!!!!! See humility!!

bladeAnders:
the two kitted mobile policemen fit be part of the scam too.....correct men day shaaaaa

dem no fit get access to the terminal if they are fake

Mr solo that is how people will allow opportunity pass u by

candlewax:
[b] I am surprised that some some supposed big boys are gold diggers too. You guys should hide your face in shame.

In 2014, I was on a trip to China, when we got to Dubai on transit, the plane they brought was smaller than the one we left with from Nigeria. My seat number was 63C. As I was heading to my seat, a woman was also heading there, trust me I am always gentle, I let her have the seat because I know there is no way I wouldn't get to my destination.

After the woman sat down, I just approaches the leader of the air hostess, she collected my ticked, cancelled 63C and wrote 5 for me, no so they usher me to first class. As I sat down there was a beautiful lady beside me, trust me, I'd never initiate a conversation with a stranger (I don't know why, I never have the courage)

After I was offered champagne and the plane was about to take off (in first class, they'd serve you even before plane takes off) the lady started talking to me,
I noticed she had mouth odor but she introduced herself as the daughter of equatorial guinea president, believe me, I wasn't moved, never asked her for details. Never spoke to her

When I told my friends about it, they were saying none sense and I'm like isn't that gold digging? [/b]

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At least the laughter fest programme I missed on the radio this evening no pain me much. I don laugh here tire!

So, there was this veeeeeeey rich uncle who works with one of the popular banks that I was close to. He was so kind & highly generous until I found out exactly what he wanted from me. But before I did, there was a time when he was inviting me over to his place for the weekend. And I was kinda stuck in the village(after the yuletide) because I was waiting for another uncle I normally go back with to Lagos because of my loads. Uncle A was so impatient that he was giving me all sorts of ideas to ditch uncle B & come back. I was pleading with him. It was necessary I stayed & I had to come back with the loads. He said I could leave it with uncle B and fly out. I told him I won't be comfortable leaving my bags with uncle B as I had some contrabands in the bag. What he said next & my question to him was what led me to type this. Now, I knew this man was rich. But what I never knew was how rich & highly influential he was. So he said, "how about I arrange for one of our regional managers to take your load to Lagos with a hilux while you fly down? I then asked him , "ah ah, are you higher than a regional manager? He laughed. He then said, "I can tell all the regional managers in .........bank to come to your father's house & prostrate before him."

My eyes cleared! I became humble and held him in high regard. He was the most down-to-earth wealthy and influential man I have ever seen!

true

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Ok

oldtruth:
Meeting people in a flight is one of the worst place ever to meet people.

Forget the packaging most people are fake. Real people don't make noise because they have nothing to prove to you. There are many ritualist and fraudsters in clubs... of what benefit is getting acquaintance with a fraudster? What do you stand to gain?

Maintain your life and live right... the right people will come into your life at the right time. Just don't be lazy. Your talent will make you dine with kings... forget show off and bogus talk

You are right

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Mods please pity this op and push his thread to FP pls. Atleast peeps can read and laugh

EdoBozz you see how I begged on your behalf and the thread reach FP shey?

Awwwww, you are such a Darling... I was shocked when I came online to it. I will send you a cake on your birthday... Much love dear. Na so person dey take blow oooooo, just like that.

Drdreluv:
Mr solo that is how people will allow opportunity pass u by

Be friend with people because you like them not because you hope to gain something that will be gold digging. Thanks

All I can say to OP is "Sonu daiki"

Athena4:
Lolz . funny story. Scammers work that way too. Before you know am" Oh no!I forgot my ATM blah blah blah lend me soso amount of money I will pay u back tomorrow." E dey do like action film.

if u hear money,or pls let me transfer dis money to ur account cos my atm card is faulty..omo if u hear just waka d opposite direction cos there's a high probability such a person is a scammer.

mhen i cant laugh o.
u pipu wee nor kee us here

chris31:
During my school days i was in a pool bar with my guy drinking & gisting when i look around i saw a guy sitting only him without any drink i called the bar man to ask him his brand & serve him 3bottles with pepper soup for my mind i be boss the guy humbly take the drink & thank me when he finished the drink & pepper soup i offered him he came to our table na that time my eyes clear the guy ordered two crates of drinks & kill two fish for us he then calculated all the bills & pay na so me & my guy start dey hail am boss boss & we later exchange contact after he left i put call for my friends calling them to come join us
Na later i found out that the guy based in Austria with much money

Two crates of drinks lool small small na

WIZGUY69:

Who's your daddy?

Looool

Nigerians and helpers smh

LisaAnne:
Looool

Angel what's up?

Na Jesus of Nazareth he be ni
Abi na Michael Jackson he be ni
F**k who the colonel be
You came all by yourself so you be boss on your own.
No reason his rank na human put an nor be God

toboy:
Nice! But this poster's ideology is entirely flawed. You don't need to meet a wealthy person before you realise you need not underrate people when you meet them the first time. Your loyalty changed because you realized this person was a dignitary. You shouldn't underrate people nomatter who they are. Judging from the your attitude in your story, if it was someone not so well-off, you would have totally snubbed the person. An ordinary person today can become a doctor, a governor, lawyer, or even stand-by person that can impact your life positively tomorrow. I don't know why some people think only wealthy people if worth their attention. Very stupid and short-sighted!

Best post of this thread.

I bet this OP grew up in a village or poor background. I'm not trying to insult you in any way but there's something about poverty. Try to respect everyone irrespective of status

toboy:
Nice! But this poster's ideology is entirely flawed. You don't need to meet a wealthy person before you realise you need not underrate people when you meet them the first time. Your loyalty changed because you realized this person was a dignitary. You shouldn't underrate people nomatter who they are. Judging from the your attitude in your story, if it was someone not so well-off, you would have totally snubbed the person. An ordinary person today can become a doctor, a governor, lawyer, or even stand-by person that can impact your life positively tomorrow. I don't know why some people think only wealthy people if worth their attention. Very stupid and short-sighted!

U said the poster's ideology is flawed and ended up repeating what he meant in his post topic.

Just where did he imply that u should only be loyal to wealthy people. Hope u are not reading from the back of ur head sha

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded arik flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed out to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

wow

am shocked.

u fuckup, so u didn't collect his card.
Eya

am learning from all these though

nice thread

Real people of substance don't make noise...

EdoBozz:


Awwwww, you are such a Darling... I was shocked when I came online to it. I will send you a cake on your birthday... Much love dear. Na so person dey take blow oooooo, just like that.

My birthday is far away o. Atleast you've learnt never to underrate anyone.

I got a call from one Lateef to make a reservation for 3nights because I work in a resort. When I got the call, I took the reservation and the man gave the reservation name as Lateef. He booked 2rooms.

We spoke a couple of time before his arrival date because he always had questions to ask.

Then he checked in with his family......i couldn't confirm his payment in time so I told him I wouldn't check him in to the room until a notification of payment is received. He was calm.....He understood, together with his family, he sat at the Resturant waiting.

Then payment was received and i checked him in......he was smiling all through.

Then my manager saw him and said....."do you want to tell me you don't know that man" i was like " no ma" She said " that's lateef, moshood abiola's first son..........okay, kuku kee me. And ofcos he tipped me enough to make me smile.

It was the highest form of humility I came across. Other experiences I had , I knew who they were before meeting them.

Nonsense.

So just because you jam a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja for club, you no wan make we hear word again?

What if na mark nsukkaberg you jam for dia?

Werin you for do?

anochuko01:
I was in the same class with an hausa boy for about two years (seconday school), but no one knew his grand dad was the serving commissioner for education in bauchi state then...not until the very last day of our waec.
Though rich, but Guy was so down to earth and rarely spends.

We dey talk better people you dey talk.mere commissioner

lefulefu:
if u hear money,or pls let me transfer dis money to ur account cos my atm card is faulty..omo if u hear just waka d opposite direction cos there's a high probability such a person is a scammer.

I've been in that position before. Went to the atm cos I had zero cash and my stupid card decided to Bleep me up... I had to ask a gentleman to withdraw for me and I transfer to him. First seemingly rich igbo man no even send me but the guy who did, is not even igbo.