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The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 2:41am On Mar 26, 2019
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Let us pray...

Our brains,
Which art in our head,
Treasured be thy name.
Thy reasoning come.
Thy best you can do be done on earth as it is.
Give us this day new insight to help us resolve conflicts and ease pain.
And lead us not into supernatural explanations;
Deliver us from denial of logic.
For thine is the kingdom of reason,
And even though thy powers are limited,
And you're not always glorious,
You are the best evolutionary adaption we have for helping this earth,
Now and forever and ever,
So be it!

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by budaatum: 3:22am On Mar 26, 2019
So be it. Though read, "Our Minds".
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by LordReed(m): 5:10am On Mar 26, 2019
Amen!
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by frank317: 5:42am On Mar 26, 2019
I love my brain. Its sad most religious folks (not all) hate theirs and think it's useless.


Meanwhile... amen

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by MJBOLT: 6:24am On Mar 26, 2019
IAmSabrina:
Cc. Seun, hahn, LordReed, CAPSLOCKED, Martinez39, CreepyBlackpool, MJBOLT, HardMirror, MJBOLT, 1Sharon, Dantedasz, HellVictorinho, HappyPagan, Frank317, Hermes019, TheArranger

Let us pray...

Our brains,
Which art in our head,
Treasured be thy name.
Thy reasoning come.
Thy best you can do be done on earth as it is.
Give us this day new insight to help us resolve conflicts and ease pain.
And lead us not into supernatural explanations;
Deliver us from denial of logic.
For thine is the kingdom of reason,
And even though thy powers are limited,
And you're not always glorious,
You are the best evolutionary adaption we have for helping this earth,
Now and forever and ever,
So be it!

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by malvisguy212: 7:23am On Mar 26, 2019
IAmSabrina:
Cc. Seun, hahn, LordReed, CAPSLOCKED, Martinez39, CreepyBlackpool, MJBOLT, HardMirror, MJBOLT, 1Sharon, Dantedasz, HellVictorinho, HappyPagan, Frank317, Hermes019, TheArranger

Let us pray...

Our brains,
Which art in our head,
Treasured be thy name.
Thy reasoning come.
Thy best you can do be done on earth as it is.
Give us this day new insight to help us resolve conflicts and ease pain.
And lead us not into supernatural explanations;
Deliver us from denial of logic.
For thine is the kingdom of reason,
And even though thy powers are limited,
And you're not always glorious,
You are the best evolutionary adaption we have for helping this earth,
Now and forever and ever,
So be it!

all you atheists cannot do without Christians . reprobate mind

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Martinez39(m): 7:31am On Mar 26, 2019
Amen. grin

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 8:14am On Mar 26, 2019
Hi IamSabrina.

I already tendered an apology to you via a thread I created specifically for this purpose, but i'm here to personally tender it to you.

To be honest with you, I just have a feeling that you are the major reason why I went to that extent, for perhaps i wanted to get back at you, for the way you treated me, when I first tried to at least have some form of conversation with you.

But afterwards it became very clear that you didn't deserve such a treatment, and after I heard a comment you made, it made me to feel even worse.

I know that of course this could serve as an opportunity for many to exploit, but to me that's the most insignificant thing of all.

For i always say that i'm a true Jesus disciple, but if I can't apologize when I do wrong and when it's clear that I have done wrong, because of what people would say, then i'm only deceiving myself, because the last thing that should be on the minds of true Jesus disciples are people's opinions, but the opinion of their Master and their God.

So that's why i came here, and I hope you're okay. wink

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by LordReed(m): 8:57am On Mar 26, 2019
@MJBOLT @IAmSabrina

You must tell us your favorite drink or brew lets send you a carton. LMAO!

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by malvisguy212: 9:15am On Mar 26, 2019
Apostle Paul, wrote: The anger of God is being revealed from heaven against all the Godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. For although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise they became fools 2..
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Martinez39(m): 9:45am On Mar 26, 2019
malvisguy212:
Apostle Paul, wrote:
The anger of God is being revealed from heaven
against all the Godlessness and wickedness of
men who suppress the truth by their wickedness,
since what may be known about God is plain to
them, BECAUSE GOD HAS MADE IT PLAIN TO THEM.

For since the creation of the world God's
invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine
nature, have been clearly seen, being understood
from what has been made, so that men are
without excuse. For although they knew God,
they neither glorified Him as God nor gave
thanks to Him, but their thinking became futile
and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although
they claimed to be wise they became fools 2..
.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by HappyPagan: 9:47am On Mar 26, 2019
Love this. Remind me of one I wrote for Programmers...

Really cool. And acknowledges the brains failings too... At least, the brain wont kill us for not worshipping it. grin

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by malvisguy212: 11:55am On Mar 26, 2019
Martinez39:
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God's existence is clearly seen in what He has made. The intricate brilliance of the created order reveals the mind of an infinitely intelligent Designer just as surely as a great work of architecture or a complex piece of technology reveals the mind of its designer.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Martinez39(m): 11:58am On Mar 26, 2019
malvisguy212:

God's existence is clearly seen in what He has made. The intricate brilliance of the created order reveals the mind of an infinitely intelligent Designer just as surely as a great work of architecture or a complex piece of technology reveals the mind of its designer.
Put away the synthetic marijuana and you will be fine.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by malvisguy212: 12:08pm On Mar 26, 2019
Martinez39:
Put away the synthetic marijuana and you will be fine.
maybe if we die, we will know who is taking this marijuana.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by finalboss(m): 12:37pm On Mar 26, 2019
Amor
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by finalboss(m): 12:38pm On Mar 26, 2019
Martinez39:
.
lmfao.
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by CAPSLOCKED: 4:08pm On Mar 26, 2019
malvisguy212:
God's existence is clearly seen in what He has made.....
WHAT HAS HE MADE?

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by budaatum: 10:42pm On Mar 26, 2019
HappyPagan:
Love this. Remind me of one I wrote for Programmers...

Really cool. And acknowledges the brains failings too... At least, the brain wont kill us for not worshipping it. grin
1000th post

shockedshocked
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by HappyPagan: 11:14pm On Mar 26, 2019
budaatum:

1000th post

shockedshocked
Dafuq! grin grin grin grin
1001.


Great observation.. Cheers to the next thousand. grin

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by OtemAtum: 8:35am On Mar 27, 2019
jesusjnr2:
Hi IamSabrina.

I already tendered an apology to you via a thread I created specifically for this purpose, but i'm here to personally tender it to you.

To be honest with you, I just have a feeling that you are the major reason why I went to that extent, for perhaps i wanted to get back at you, for the way you treated me, when I first tried to at least have some form of conversation with you.

But afterwards it became very clear that you didn't deserve such a treatment, and after I heard a comment you made, it made me to feel even worse.

I know that of course this could serve as an opportunity for many to exploit, but to me that's the most insignificant thing of all.

For i always say that i'm a true Jesus disciple, but if I can't apologize when I do wrong and when it's clear that I have done wrong, because of what people would say, then i'm only deceiving myself, because the last thing that should be on the minds of true Jesus disciples are people's opinions, but the opinion of their Master and their God.

So that's why i came here, and I hope you're okay. wink
Ehyaa

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 8:49am On Mar 27, 2019
OtemAtum:
Ehyaa


Dude is so dramatic grin grin grin

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by OtemAtum: 8:52am On Mar 27, 2019
fieryy:



Dude is so dramatic grin grin grin

Dramatic is an understatement. He's very emotional. I like him sha.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 10:09am On Mar 27, 2019
IAmSabrina:
Cc. Seun, hahn, LordReed, CAPSLOCKED, Martinez39, CreepyBlackpool, MJBOLT, HardMirror, MJBOLT, 1Sharon, Dantedasz, HellVictorinho, HappyPagan, Frank317, Hermes019, TheArranger

Let us pray...

Our brains,
Which art in our head,
Treasured be thy name.
Thy reasoning come.
Thy best you can do be done on earth as it is.
Give us this day new insight to help us resolve conflicts and ease pain.
And lead us not into supernatural explanations;
Deliver us from denial of logic.
For thine is the kingdom of reason,
And even though thy powers are limited,
And you're not always glorious,
You are the best evolutionary adaption we have for helping this earth,
Now and forever and ever,
So be it!

why don't you take one prayer from the Quran and play with, since you are so sensible.
Is Christianity the only religion in the whole earth ?
You shouldn't because of some persons start insulting the whole of Christianity.
Why don't you create a thread and start dissing Muslims ?
How many times do you see Bill Gates dissing other people's belief ?

Is insulting Christianity the only way to be atheist?

@ iamsabrina, you should learn to respect other people's belief, whatever they believe in, is non of your business,
it is their life.

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by LordReed(m): 11:13am On Mar 27, 2019
seyi371:
why don't you take one prayer from the Quran and play with, since you are so sensible.
Is Christianity the only religion in the whole earth ?
You shouldn't because of some persons start insulting the whole of Christianity.
Why don't you create a thread and start dissing Muslims ?
How many times do you see Bill Gates dissing other people's belief ?

Is insulting Christianity the only way to be atheist?

@ iamsabrina, you should learn to respect other people's belief, whatever they believe in, is non of your business,
it is their life.

How is her post an insult to christianity?
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 11:17am On Mar 27, 2019
LordReed:


How is her post an insult to christianity?
I guess the prayer she changed the words is from the Quran.
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by 1Sharon(f): 12:08pm On Mar 27, 2019
seyi371:
why don't you take one prayer from the Quran and play with, since you are so sensible.
Is Christianity the only religion in the whole earth ?
You shouldn't because of some persons start insulting the whole of Christianity.
Why don't you create a thread and start dissing Muslims ?
How many times do you see Bill Gates dissing other people's belief ?

Is insulting Christianity the only way to be atheist?

@ iamsabrina, you should learn to respect other people's belief, whatever they believe in, is non of your business,
it is their life.


Ur fellow Christians need this advice the most

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Re: The Atheist's Prayer by LordReed(m): 12:14pm On Mar 27, 2019
seyi371:
I guess the prayer she changed the words is from the Quran.

So if I change the words of a song I am insulting the original or the person who wrote the original? Is that how things work where you come from?
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2019
LordReed:


So if I change the words of a song I am insulting the original or the person who wrote the original? Is that how things work where you come from?
Yes.
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by LordReed(m): 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2019
seyi371:
Yes.

LMFAO! You must be from Mars.
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by Nobody: 1:16pm On Mar 27, 2019
LordReed:

LMFAO! You must be from Mars.
Maybe.
Re: The Atheist's Prayer by CAPSLOCKED: 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2019
SEYI371 YOU HAVE NO CASE.
THOSE ATHEISTS THAT DON'T TROLL ISLAM BUT ONLY CHRISTIANITY DON'T DO SO BECAUSE THEY FEAR ISLAM, NO. THEY DO SO BECAUSE THEY ARE MAINLY EX-CHRISTIANS AND HAVE THE CHRISTIAN CULTURE IN THEM, AND ON THIS FORUM AND ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA I CAN BOAST THAT THERE ARE MORE EX-CHRISTIAN ATHEISTS THAN THERE ARE EX-MUSLIM ATHEIST... MAYBE 80-20 IF THEY ARE 100 IN TOTAL. AGAIN EX-MUSLIMS HARDLY COME OUT OF THEIR SAFETY HOLES. THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE MORE POSTS TROLLING CHRISTIANITY THAN THERE ARE TROLLING ISLAM.

ABOUT LETTING PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT, YOU DON'T DO THAT AS CHRISTIANS. YOU GO AFTER PEOPLE, TAKE THEIR LAND, MONEY, FREEDOM AND LEAVE THEM WITH THREATS OF HELL AND A LIFE OF LACK IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR NONSENSE.
BUT EVEN IF YOU LET PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT, WE WON'T DO THAT.

ALL RELIGIOUS/SUPERSTISIOUS BELIEFS ARE DETRIMENTAL TO OUR UNITY AS HUMANS, AND ALSO TO OUR EXISTENCE AS A SPECIE.

BELIEFS MUST BE ERADICATED AND WE WON'T STOP WORKING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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