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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 10:01am On Apr 14, 2019
Narldon:



ubunja, can you replace "SANDRA" in the story with "REGINA DANIELS?"


who is Regina Daniels?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Narldon: 10:49am On Apr 14, 2019
ubunja:
who is Regina Daniels?



A young Nollywood actress who perfectly fits into the description of Sandra.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ICAMETOWIN(m): 11:18am On Apr 14, 2019
lol @ sex on credit,and when they're done riding the cock carousel in their twenties and hits the inevitable wall at 30 and above,they start going back to their vomits.
You can't cheat nature.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:28pm On Apr 14, 2019
Narldon:




A young Nollywood actress who perfectly fits into the description of Sandra.

lmfao. Let me find her pics and read up on her.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2019
ICAMETOWIN:
lol @ sex on credit,and when they're done riding the cock carousel in their twenties and hits the inevitable wall at 30 and above,they start going back to their vomits.
You can't cheat nature.
the Wall is Undefeated.

Funny as it is, Mother-Nature is the only mother who cares about men. Mother-Nature loves men. What's to fear.

the Patriarchy itself has Mother-Nature's seal of approval

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by skono(m): 2:01pm On Apr 14, 2019
He strikes again sex on credit cheesy
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 14, 2019
ubunja:
hilarious.saffi ain't the first female whose insults I have used as my signature.

If you know anything about me you'll know the Two NL chicks I really am fond of.
Lol I'm new here though... BTW ubunja means identity in Zulu language... Are you South African ?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:55am On Apr 15, 2019
FAD1OZ:
Lol I'm new here though... BTW ubunja means identity in Zulu language... Are you South African ?
UBUNJA means doglike, it's a derogatory term, an insult.
The word you're looking for is Ubuntu which means human kindness but not exactly identity.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by IamPlato(m): 1:22pm On Apr 15, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl. But I'm not like the others
shocked you Are What? You Are A Lady? shocked
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by IamPlato(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2019
Ishilove:

Look who quoted me. The narcissistic fool who thinks he knows it all. Whenever I read your migraine inducing epistles, I always marvel at the ease and confidence with which you espouse your ignorance.and half truths. Whew!

Don't bother replying 'cos I ain't gonna read it.
i Have Never Seen You Throw Insults
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:55pm On Apr 15, 2019
IamPlato:
shocked you Are What? You Are A Lady? shocked
is that going to be a problem?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2019
IamPlato:
i Have Never Seen You Throw Insults
the Miseducations bring the worst out of these broads

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by segundpundit: 6:16pm On Apr 15, 2019
Lmao, sex on credit!!!
But come mid 30s Sandra makes a startling discovery: she has to use more and more make-up to maintain her good looks. Which means one thing: Her beauty is fading! Five more years even she can't stand her morning face and applying makeup is becoming a two hour exercise. Then more bad news. Male attention starts drying up. Where per day she gave her number to no less than two men, she's now lucky if one man asks for her number a week. It's hurting her, because No male attention means no sex and no sex means no cash and gifts.



Can resonate with this shit...., like it or not the patriarchy was God's plan

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by kkins25(m): 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2019
Damn, this is the good stuff.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by JONNYSPUTE(m): 10:15pm On Apr 15, 2019
Ubunja, you re killing some People here slowly. Kudos bro.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by justiniyke29: 8:57am On Apr 19, 2019
ubunja:
Sex On Credit.

PROLOGUE.
Women live under many delusions and illusions, but the greatest of these delusions; the sweetest of these illusions, is that sex for them is free.

WOMEN ARE HAVING SEX ON CREDIT.
There is no such thing as free sex. Only dumb Women believe sex doesn't cost them a thing. That it costs only the man. They mock and laugh when a man is broke but burning with passion for they know he has no hope of getting relief. It feels so good dangling sex before thirsty men, cruelly declaring, "there's nothing for free!"

True, there's nothing for free. But it goes both ways. There's nothing for free for women too. In sex, everyone pays, one way or the other. Sooner or later. And the irony of ironies is that sex is cheaper for men than it is for women. Men pay for sex IMMEDIATELY with money. Money they will make again tomorrow. It may seem like they got the short end of the stick. But as economists will advise, it's always cheaper to pay upfront with cash.

But women, on the other hand, pay for sex much later, with something much more valuable and impossible to make again: THEIR BODIES. If it appears as though women are having sex for free it is because women are having sex on credit. Every round of sex recorded in their Account Books and tagged "To pay later". And they're in for a shock on the day they have to settle their accounts.

THE GENIUS OF THE PATRIARCHY.
The Patriarchy was, is and will always be, the greatest idea of all time. It understood this concept intimately. A woman is given her beauty and fertility early in her life and has to use the beauty to get the best man to marry her for her fertile womb. After serving it's duty in the woman's late 30s and early 40s, the Womb expires, taking the woman's beauty with it. The man who married the woman for her beauty and fertility finds that his wife, after menopause, is no longer attractive and no longer productive. He longs to leave her for some nubile early 20s girl. But the children he has fathered with his wife make him stay.

Thus a woman, gives a man her best years so that the man can be there for her in her wretched years.

A WOMAN WITH NO MAN.
Now, remove a husband from that equation.

Meet Sandra, a pretty, fertile young lass screwing her 20s away receiving cash, gifts and favours for her pussy. She imagines men are unfortunate losers who have to pay for what she gets free. It's like watching a movie free and getting paid to watch! Thank God she was born a girl.

But come mid 30s Sandra makes a startling discovery: she has to use more and more make-up to maintain her good looks. Which means one thing: Her beauty is fading! Five more years even she can't stand her morning face and applying makeup is becoming a two hour exercise. Then more bad news. Male attention starts drying up. Where per day she gave her number to no less than two men, she's now lucky if one man asks for her number a week. It's hurting her, because No male attention means no sex and no sex means no cash and gifts.

She starts going broke. How she wishes she had a man to call and unburden on. Someone to lean on. Then the words of her 20s self come to memory, "marriage is not for everyone" , "Marriage is outdated!". She remembers the young men she rejected with those words when they asked her to build a future with them. Oh if she could have that future now. She sees those guys around town. They are married. They have wives and they look happy. Most of all they look Handsome. Gone are the weird looks the men had. They have matured with age, like wine. Time has been kind to them. Unlike to her.

Then Sandra sees the men who used to fvck her giving her cash and gifts. These men have similarly aged nicely and are easy on the eye. And what pierces her heart like a burning sword is this: THE MEN STILL HAVE MONEY. Despite spending on her over the years, they made more. She looks at her body. Years of sex have left their toll. Saggy breasts. Saggy ass. Loose thighs. The dead look in her eyes. The slut face that gives away the hedonistic life she has lived for so long. The dozens of babies aborted that have left her womb more cemetery than life-giver. The dozens of STI cured that have left their mark on her pussy. Envy fills her heart. She approaches those men offering her body like old times, but they reject her. They are running with fresh young ones. Her time is past. Her body is spent.

Envy turns to anger as she realizes she will never again get these men to spend on her.

THE END OF ILLUSIONS.
The illusion finally lifts from Sandra's eyes: The sex all those years was not free. She has paid for it in perhaps the worst possible way: with her body. The only thing of value we all have in this world. The men she fvcked had paid in cash. But cash is recyclable. The men have made more cash to continue fvcking. But she has paid with her body and her body isn't recyclable. It is gone now and it can't make her money because no man will want it. Sandra is hurt.

# MeToo.
But fvck it!! They are still making money aren't they? Those men? She will get them to spend on her whether they want to or not. Even if she has to force them to. There are men who are always ready to help a woman out in these situations. She knows where to find them. Those men are the Police.

And so, one fine morning Sandra walks into a Police Station and lays a rape charge.

Her story begins something like this, "15 years ago some men raped me... "

By next day her story is trending on Social Media with the hashtag MeToo. A few more innocent men ruined. One more whôré saved from starvation by the TV appearances and book deals she'll get relating her story for the world to sympathize over.
#TheRedPill
#MGTOW

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nice one bro, sex is never free

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by NoChill: 1:56pm On Apr 22, 2019
ubunja:
.

Nice Post. I must really commend you for such wisdom.

I am into movie making and I want your consent to borrow this your epistle for a movie project

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 2:35pm On Apr 22, 2019
NoChill:


Nice Post. I must really commend you for such wisdom.

I am into movie making and I want your consent to borrow this your epistle for a movie project
I'm also a film-maker on the downlow. Feel free to use this. But I can hammer out a better Treatment for you. I'm actually taking a break from my own script.

I wrote this last year:
ubunja:
Producers run the show. they source for money to make the film and employ everyone else from Director to the Main Cast. an Executive Producer is the owner of the movie and he makes all decisions.and his word is final.if he doesnt like a scene its out.if he doeant like a song its out.if he doesnt like an actor that actor is out. he is the absolute top guy at the movie project. he gets consulted on everything and no decision is taken apart from him.
but his main work is in bringing together the resources to make the movie happen. if a movie was a business, think of a Producer as the Sponsor or an Investor. although he works behind the scenes he has ultimate power.his word is above that of the Director.
to be a Producer you must be a good fund raiser, good at spotting talent (actors,writers and directors) and you must know the Law very well coz you will be organizing scene locations, requesting road closures for specific scenes etc in tandem with location scouts. you must know the Law also so you will get songs cleared for use as soundtrack for the movie and also be generally informed coz when a movie is sued for anything its your arse thats first in line.
a Producer is that one man who can make a movie by himself but goes out and gets people more talented than him to make it happen.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by freethinker01: 4:31pm On Apr 22, 2019
IamPlato:
i Have Never Seen You Throw Insults
Is this a joke or what?
That's actually her trademark
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Kalatium(m): 10:40pm On Apr 25, 2019
BossDante:
100✔. You killed it bro.
I remember advising some girl some years back, she was in her 2nd year in the university and was already making that their famous comment- '' I can't date a student, I only date a working class''. I was like chill, we have been there and done that, this road you taking has a sad end, the girls that rolled like that when I was still an undergraduate are now throwing themselves on us now but it's too late, we might just hit that, bless them with some cash if they are lucky then bounce. You can't eat your cake and have it back. You can't belittle a struggling gee during his hustle and then try to reap when he cash out. You see, in this life, everyone will have their time, the way you utilize yours would determine how you'll be treated when the pyramid shifts to another. Usually girls time comes first, they become the center of attraction, every gee doing all it takes to get her attention and all, by then most of them get carried away and in the process started talking shiiii, calling young boys who don't have cars broke boys and all, forgetting that her father and elder ones at home don't also have a car, no! but this 20 year old boy is supposed to.. then they are the ones doing the choosing... as time goes, these boys become men with good source of income, the men these girls used to roll with in the past of course never married them, they were only used for sexual gratification as these men were mostly married men or men in serious relationship but just wanted to play some outside runs. Now these men are gone, the pyramid has shifted, the boys they used to belittle has become the main gees in town, now they wanna moonwalk their way back into the lives of these guys, but men never forget how they were treated when they were down, so in return the guys then treat them back the exact way they treated them in the past, fuccckkk them, spend on them but refuse to commit.. they get mad and start accusing men of being scum but we all know who the first scum was.. as a matter of fact, these men became scums as a reaction to their past experience with you.
These cycle will continue until girls begin to respect themselves in their prime time. Dante

Bro, if you don't mind, always mention me in your post. Cheers.
you get oil for head lol

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Fadedvoices2: 2:41pm On Apr 30, 2019
Ishilove:

grin tongue

Old layers are actually nice sometimes ...
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by kazyhm(m): 8:45am On May 01, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl. But I'm not like the others


Its lie. You can't be a girl.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 11:04am On May 01, 2019
kazyhm:



Its lie. You can't be a girl.
did we compare dicks before?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by majormofor(m): 11:22pm On May 01, 2019
oya Ubanja, New month, new miseducation.... let the pained refuse to see the truth or believe The truth because it hurts...

Happy new month you all
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 12:09am On May 02, 2019
majormofor:
oya Ubanja, New month, new miseducation.... let the pained refuse to see the truth or believe The truth because it hurts...

Happy new month you all
I'm liking you more and more my niggur

Yep new month new things. 6 or so Miseducations coming in the very near future. That's how we doez thingz
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Momoney77: 3:16pm On May 02, 2019
ubunja:
I'm liking you more and more my niggur

Yep new month new things. 6 or so Miseducations coming in the very near future. That's how we doez thingz

The gospel must be preached, As many as that believes that the Society, Hollywood, and our blue pilled fathers has led us Astray, Shall be saved

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 3:31pm On May 02, 2019
Momoney77:


The gospel must be preached, As many as that believes that the Society, Hollywood, and our blue pilled fathers has led us Astray, Shall be saved
this.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by generationz(f): 10:35pm On May 07, 2019
ubunja:
honest. I'm a girl. But I'm not like the others

Ubunja there is nothing new about what you wrote up there

Women have heard these stories for years and have learnt from it

Take a look at nollywood

The female actresses are 10 times richer than the males. The very few males who have flashy cars are either accused of homosexuality or sucking up to politicians

A lot of girls are smarter today.

They get money from sugar daddies and start beauty business and so on

Look at mercy aigbe the actress
She planned her life well

From her proceeds she bought a massive duplex, sent her daughter abroad to school. Her son has a rich father who probably takes care of all his needs. She has two boutiques, lots of endorsements and a brand that will never fade as an actress.

As much as I don't support promiscuity, Its still a win win for the smart lady

She figures why give my body to young men who will ravish it and offer heartbreak in return when I can give it to an older man who immediately offers value ( money )for it. They don't even have to cook , clean or suck up to these old men's moms. All they have to do is look beautiful.

Look at that former Tanzanian beauty queen who's billionaire husband
just passed away and left millions to her.

She can spend that money now to get fvckboys like you to screw and dump for the next one to lick her feet.


Its a mans world , but it will be nothing without a woman.

ciao

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by ubunja(m): 12:15am On May 08, 2019
generationz:


Ubunja there is nothing new about what you wrote up there

Women have heard these stories for years and have learnt from it

Take a look at nollywood

The female actresses are 10 times richer than the males. The very few males who have flashy cars are either accused of homosexuality or sucking up to politicians

A lot of girls are smarter today.

They get money from sugar daddies and start beauty business and so on

Look at mercy aigbe the actress
She planned her life well

From her proceeds she bought a massive duplex, sent her daughter abroad to school. Her son has a rich father who probably takes care of all his needs. She has two boutiques, lots of endorsements and a brand that will never fade as an actress.

As much as I don't support promiscuity, Its still a win win for the smart lady

She figures why give my body to young men who will ravish it and offer heartbreak in return when I can give it to an older man who immediately offers value ( money )for it. They don't even have to cook , clean or suck up to these old men's moms. All they have to do is look beautiful.

Look at that former Tanzanian beauty queen who's billionaire husband
just passed away and left millions to her.

She can spend that money now to get fvckboys like you to screw and dump for the next one to lick her feet.


Its a mans world , but it will be nothing without a woman.

ciao
I hear you.

Thing is, these women are already fvcking fvckboys at tge side even while the older richer hubby is STILL alive. Probably the guy is getting sponsored by the lady using old man's money.

Seems like the path to money maybe to get a pretty girl then pîmp her to these older lusty men who use these young women to try to recapture their youth.

Either way it's fvcked up. I feel like if enough old men grab these young hotties young men will finally have a problem with it

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by Momoney77: 5:18am On May 08, 2019
generationz:


Ubunja there is nothing new about what you wrote up there

Women have heard these stories for years and have learnt from it

Take a look at nollywood

The female actresses are 10 times richer than the males. The very few males who have flashy cars are either accused of homosexuality or sucking up to politicians

A lot of girls are smarter today.

They get money from sugar daddies and start beauty business and so on

Look at mercy aigbe the actress
She planned her life well

From her proceeds she bought a massive duplex, sent her daughter abroad to school. Her son has a rich father who probably takes care of all his needs. She has two boutiques, lots of endorsements and a brand that will never fade as an actress.

As much as I don't support promiscuity, Its still a win win for the smart lady

She figures why give my body to young men who will ravish it and offer heartbreak in return when I can give it to an older man who immediately offers value ( money )for it. They don't even have to cook , clean or suck up to these old men's moms. All they have to do is look beautiful.

Look at that former Tanzanian beauty queen who's billionaire husband
just passed away and left millions to her.

She can spend that money now to get fvckboys like you to screw and dump for the next one to lick her feet.


Its a mans world , but it will be nothing without a woman.

ciao

You seem not to understand the point here. You are using celebrities as your case point, like seriously??. Celebrities male and female alike make money off their popularity and not how beautiful they are. An actress like Bukky Wright still doing things because of her popularity. Fame alone opens doors For them. Female celebrities are less than 1 % of the female population. Even at that do you imagine the transition of the average beautiful celebrities who you just mentioned paying fvckboys for sex. Imagine what will happen in the next 20 years if regina Daniels has to pay some fvckboy for the same sex she once had thrown at her by men who were willing to pay. Now how do you think she'll feel about it, not good i guess.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by babyfaceafrica: 7:21am On May 08, 2019
generationz:


Ubunja there is nothing new about what you wrote up there

Women have heard these stories for years and have learnt from it

Take a look at nollywood

The female actresses are 10 times richer than the males. The very few males who have flashy cars are either accused of homosexuality or sucking up to politicians

A lot of girls are smarter today.

They get money from sugar daddies and start beauty business and so on

Look at mercy aigbe the actress
She planned her life well

From her proceeds she bought a massive duplex, sent her daughter abroad to school. Her son has a rich father who probably takes care of all his needs. She has two boutiques, lots of endorsements and a brand that will never fade as an actress.

As much as I don't support promiscuity, Its still a win win for the smart lady

She figures why give my body to young men who will ravish it and offer heartbreak in return when I can give it to an older man who immediately offers value ( money )for it. They don't even have to cook , clean or suck up to these old men's moms. All they have to do is look beautiful.

Look at that former Tanzanian beauty queen who's billionaire husband
just passed away and left millions to her.

She can spend that money now to get fvckboys like you to screw and dump for the next one to lick her feet.


Its a mans world , but it will be nothing without a woman.

ciao
firstly,not every woman is a celebrity,look at other ladies and how they have faired ,not celebrities and also that is a messed up way to live...giving cash to fvckboys...when you can marry and be responsible.. well every mallam to his kettle..las las we go dey alright
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Sex On Credit. by generationz(f): 8:37am On May 08, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
firstly,not every woman is a celebrity,look at other ladies and how they have faired ,not celebrities and also that is a messed up way to live...giving cash to fvckboys...when you can marry and be responsible.. well every mallam to his kettle..las las we go dey alright


If you read my post well You'll clearly see were I mentioned other ladies
I only mentioned celebrities because we all know them


There are many ladies who did high grade runs and opened high class beauty parlours on the island. Started hair business , became interior decorators , got jobs in oil companies etc


op thinks all girls who sleep with rich men don't know what they are doing but I'm telling you many ladies are well calculated these online 30 years back.

They know after a few rounds the men will leave them so they demand for bigger things than cash while the man is still Hot.

About sleeping with fvckboys you can't tell a person what to do with their lives


Stop taking other peoples choices personal



Not every woman wants to marry because of her old experiences.

Not every divorcee or widow wants to remarry too.

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